Disclamer- I do not own Zelda… if I did, I'd sure have a lot more money!
"Hello! My name is Mars and I will be your host for this ridiculous-fanfiction-the-author-decided-to-do-to-put-himself-back-on-track-with-fanfictions!!!" said a blue haired teenage boy wearing red. He collapsed suddenly, for air. He got up again and unsheathed his sword and pointed it on the ground. "And now, I bring you… some Zelda characters! Accio Link!!!! (I hope Rowling doesn't sue) Accio Zelda! Accio Sages!!!"
Suddenly a dozen characters came through the ceiling and landed on Mars, rather painfully.
"Hey! We're free!" Saria noted. "Saria will never be held by the chamber!" She giggled as she spoke.
"Yo Sar, I know you're happy and all, but would you get off me?" Darunia asked.
"Never mind that, can all of you get off me??" Mars wheezed out. "I think I lost a lung… So anyway guys. Just give us some questions!!! –cough- The author EUM awaits thee!"
So yeah... you guys can give me questions! I won't start until I get three... at least :)