And now, UCW presents...
Let's Kick Some A**!
We're in the Hammerstein Ballroom which is decorated like ECW's One Night Stand in 2006 and the fans are chanting: "ECW!".
"Goodnight, everyone! And welcome to UCW Let's Kick Some A**! I'm Joey Mickey with Bobby Senior!"
"What an exciting night, buddy! And we're in the ECW's home! This is going to be epic!"
(Top of the world)
"The following contest is a tag team match for the UCW Ultra Team Championship! Introducing first, from New Castle, England, BAGWELL MCBEEF!"
The crowd cheered for the chubby man as he got into the ring and removed his jacket.
(Into the ocean)
"And his partner, from the Deep Blue Sea, SHARK BOY II!"
He arrived and smashed two water bottles together before drinking them and getting into the ring where he screamed: "SHELL YEAH!" and made the shark move.
(Devious)
"And their opponents, they are the UCW Ultra Team Champions, ZWE Tag Team Champions and SSW Crossbones Champions, Edward and Luke, THE FREELANCERS!"
The arrived with one of the UCW, ZWE and SSW belts each and got cheered as they got into the ring and gave their belts.
"Those guys are the first tag team in the world to hold tag titles from three different federations!" Bobby said.
"Let's see if they will lose one of them tonight." Joey said as the ref called for the bell.
Bagwell started for his team while Edward started for his. He offered an handshake to Bagwell before kicking him in the guts. He then ran in the ropes and got knocked down by a clothesline from the big man.
He then took him and gave him many blows in a corner before irish whipping him so hard in the opposite corner that he flipped outside. Bagwell then got on the apron and jumped on Edward with a Diving Crossbody.
As he brought him back in the ring, Edward kicked the middle rope when Bagwell was still on it, making him hold his groin in pain.
He then sent many knee strikes in his face before calling him: "Big ugly chicken!" and running in the ropes. Bagwell surprised him with a dropkick.
He brought him in his corner and gave him a strong chop before tagging Shark Boy and they applied a Slingshot/Cutter combination.
Shark Boy hit an elbow drop followed by the pin.
"1!...KICKOUT!"
He got on Edward and gave him a few blows in the face before irish whipping him in a corner. He made the shark move before charging and getting hit by a boot in the face from Edward.
He then got on the second turnbuckle and caught Shark Boy with a Diving Hurricanrana. He gave the tag to Luke and applied a Double Russian Leg Sweep that made them backflip and they hit a double dropkick on his back for the pin.
"1!...2! KICKOUT!"
He locked Shark Boy in a headlock before he managed to get back up and smashed him in the stomach. He tried to irish whip Luke in thew ropes, but he reversed it with a DDT.
As Shark Boy went to rest into a corner, Luke charged into him with a Corner Clothesline and followed by putting his legs on the top rope for a Top Rope Spike DDT.
Luke tagged Edward in who slapped Shark Boy's face and ran for a clothesline which Shark Boy countered into a Neckbreaker. He then rolled in his corner to tag Bagwell.
He got into the ring and smashed Edward a few times before irish whipping him and hitting a Pop-up Powerbomb.
Luke then got in and tried to smash Bagwell, but he dodged and replied with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex followed by a Running Senton. He then tagged Shark Boy and made him jump on Luke with an aided Diving Crossbody.
Shark Boy then putted Luke in a corner for Bagwell's Meatball. However, as he charged, Edward suddenly interrupted him with a knee strike in the face after removing his knee pad.
Shark Boy tried to charge at him, but he replied with an Inverted Facelock Backbreaker followed by a Neckbreaker Slam which made him roll outside.
Edward then grabbed Bagwell from behind and applied a Plot Twist (Blue Thunder Bomb) before helping his partner to get back up.
They then waited for Bagwell to get back up before hitting him with their Hi-Lo (Fall of Men).
They showed-off at the crowd and, while the ref checked on Bagwell, Shark Boy got behind them and smashed both of them between the legs from behind.
He then grabbed Luke and proceeded to bite his butt, making him run in pain. Once he let go of him, he applied a Knee Stunner.
He then jumped on Edward with a Thesz Press followed by punches before hitting his Shark Elbow Drop. He then got him back up and locked him in his Shark Bite (Million Dollar Dream).
However, before he could tap out, Luke smashed him from behind, making him break the hold. they then applied their Reality Check (Mic Check + Skull Crushing Finale) on him followed by the pin.
"1!...2!...3!"
"Here are your winners and still UCW Ultra Team Champions, THE FREELANCERS!"
"Too bad; I wanted Shark Boy to rise against them." Joey said as The Freelancers celebrated with their three title belts.
"Don't worry; I'm sure they'll have another chance in the future." Bobby said.
"And stay with us as there is more action coming up next!"
Sorry for not updating sooner; I went to Walt Disney for vacations :)