Ehem… Okay?
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AN: I was bored, sitting in a hotel after my grandpa's funeral… what can I say? It's an idea I've had for a while and it sucks, but I need a brightener ^_^_^_^
Vegeta was taking a lovely little stroll through the park. Lovely, that is, if you enjoy having two young boys yanking on your arms. It was then that he saw the father of the other young boy and he looked up to the sky. "THERE IS A KAMI!"
Goku approached cautiously, Vegeta had one of his stranger facial expressions going on. "Eh… Goten, let's go…"
"OKAY DADDY!"
Goku looked at Vegeta, still very cautious. "Long day?"
Vegeta looked at Goku, the idiot, with annoyance. "Long… day?" he asked, an insane chuckle hinting in his voice, "No, not at all, KAKARROT! I've only had two of the most obnoxious little brats hanging off of my arms for the past four fucking hours! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I'M HAVING A LONG DAY YOU IDIOT!?"
Goku thought about what he'd said and cocked his head to the side. "Because you're yelling?"
Vegeta fell over in the trademark anime style before finding himself face to face with a duck. Turning his head he looked the duck in the eye. He would defeat SOMEONE at a staredown today, even if he had to settle for the walking dinner.
Five minutes go by…
Ducky and Vegeta continue to glare each other down. By now, both boys have moved on to hanging off of Goku.
Ten minutes go by…
Ducky has yet to blink, Vegeta's eyes begin to burn
Fifteen minutes go by…
Ducky still doesn't blink, and Vegeta stands up and pitches the fit of a two year old. That is until the duck jumps up and bites his butt. Vegeta runs around in circles until he runs into a tree, the duck is still attached to his butt.
Goku walks over to help, his idiot smile gracing his naïve face. "Need help?"
"NO, KAKARROT! I DO NOT HAVE A DUCK HANGING OFF OF MY BUTT! WHAT EVER MADE YOU THINK THAT I, THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS, WOULD NEED HELP!?" Vegeta screamed back, jumping to his feet.
Goku shrugged. "If you say so, Vegeta." As he turned and walked away, he found himself face to face with a duck. Obviously, this duck wanted to play. Goku shrugged and blew it up.
Vegeta continued screaming until he found his voice going out. His last words before disappearing into a hoarse croak were, "DAMN DUUUUUUUCK!"
Kakarrot turned and saw Vegeta's distress. "I don't care if you say you don't need HELLLLLLP!" he shot up into the air at feeling something pinch his butt. Running around he was unaware of the duck's head latched firmly to his butt (since the rest of him was blown up). The wires hung out like tendons and such.
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Bulma and Chi-Chi sat behind a bush sniggering at the scene they caused. Bulma was first to put her remote down before standing and flicking her hair to the side. Chi-Chi also stood and placed the remote on the ground. "Let's have some coffee."
"Oke," Chi-Chi grinned. The two walked away with their kids to enjoy the rest of their day.
Yes it sucked. I'm not awake so SUE ME! Not really….
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