I sat there in the living room, watching TV, when a movie came on. I read the title. "Twilight". I shrugged and turned the volume up. I watched as Bella was sitting in the Police Cruiser, with Charlie… holding a cactus? I was so focused on the cactus, that the obvious escaped me. After Bella unpacked, it hit me. THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT US! I watched with intensity.
"The small dark haired girl is Alice, and she's with Jasper, the guy who looks like he's in pain" I burst out laughing. I watched as I came into view.
"Daddy, why are you watching yourself?" my daughter asked.
"They made a movie about your mom and me!" I squealed.
"Dad, no offence, but you need to stop hanging around Alice" Renesmee left the room and I turned to the TV just in time to see a big black and red swirling light coming out. I starred in awe as it pulled me in.
The scene changed, and I looked around. I was currently in the car after the Port Angeles incident. Edward turned back to look at me. Bella's gaze followed.
What am I doing here? He asked in his mind.
I looked over to Bella, who looked like she would go into shock. She looked between the two of us and smiled. I wonder what she's thinking.
Me too! My other self piped up mentally.
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" I screamed at myself.
A girl with brown hair and pale skin appeared. "Finally!"
"Who are you?" Bella asked.
"Well, before I explain that, I'll explain this. They are vampires, you fall in love with them, then they leave after your eighteenth birthday, and you become emo, then you befriend Jacob, who by the way, is a werewolf, then Alice see's you jump off a cliff and thinks you killed yourself" I flinched. Bella was looking at this strange, annoying girl with awe-struck eyes, and the other Edward looked like he was dizzy. "Then Edward tries to kill himself, you save him, but the Voluri say you need to become a vampire, you come home, grounded, you graduate, Victoria leads an army of newborn vampires to kill you, because Edward killed her mate to save you, you make out with Jacob, twice, marry Edward, have a kid, become a vampire and Jacob imprints on your daughter and you live happily ever after!"
"WHO ARE YOU!" we all shout now.
"The insane chick who wrote this little thing. Have fun!" The weird girl disappeared.
"So… what do you eat?" Bella asked.
"Save yourself some trouble and just fall in love with him" the strange girl's voice echoed in our heads.
"STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!" Edward and I shout at nothing.