Hiya, the Hybrid's here again... Now with a DGM fic, I know it's short but it's hard to write something long at 3 am -.-
I suspect that this might be a bit overrated (I'm not good with the rating system yet, and I'm not sure if 'fuck' can be in a K+ rated story so I put this on T, and I might write some other oneshots later which might be a bit more on the T-side).
The OC in this is based from my friend Flugan who also was the beta-reader, the OC's name is Palex and is described as a happy-go-round, hyperactive, cheerful blonde girl who loves pink and is overly girly.
Warning: emoness, language, failed attempt at crack, weird OC.
Summary: Kanda's day goes from calm to crappy in a matter of minutes.
Don't do crack.
"Yuu-chan!" Ignore him.
"YUU-CHAN!!" His left eye twitched
BAM!
The door was forced open by a giant black hammer, and as debris flew across the room the hammer shrunk and in to the now half destroyed training room came Lavi. His wild red hair hung around his face and over the eye patch on his right eye, he smiled like a little boy who had just found his favorite toy. Kanda hadn't even winced when Lavi had destroyed the carefully locked door, and the entire wall with it.
"YUU-CHAN! YUU-CHAN!" Lavi's obnoxious voice was penetrating Kanda's impenetrable wall of indifference and coldness. Lavi grabbed Kanda's arm and forced him out of his meditation state. Kanda had had enough.
"Let. Me. Go. Baka Usagi!!" He said agonizing slowly and filled with promises of a world full of pain. He also gave his most murderous glare that normally would have made any normal person pee in their pants, but Lavi is not a normal person. As the Baka Usagi he is he completely ignored Kanda's threats and, while smiling excitingly, took a hold of Kanda's left arm and dragged him towards the corridor.
"You have to see this, Yuu! It's awesome!" Lavi said and took a better grip on the arm.
"What's so fucking interesting that you have to show it to me?" Kanda tried to figure it out, has the Bean-sprout finally lost at poker? Has the damn supervisor finally gone too far in his sister-complex and actually murdered someone?
"Palex finally got her innocence!" Lavi said. They were running through the corridors of the Black Order HQ. Palex? Who's that? Kanda tried to remember; did she have long blonde hair? An annoying happy-go-round idiot Lenalee and Lavi had found on a mission a while ago? Why should he care about that idiot gaining her weapon? He's got the best anti-akuma weapon in the world; his sword Mugen.
"Why should I fucking care if the fucking idiot got her weapon?" Kanda asked and tried (read failed) to get out of Lavi's grip on his arm.
"'Cause it's so cool! It's equipment-type, it's name is Straw!" Lavi said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Nothing's cooler than Mugen", Kanda said proudly.
"No, no, Yuu-chan. Straw is sooooo much cooler!" This was when Kanda realized that Lavi had called him by name… several times too, he's so gonna die!
"Why is its name Straw?" He asked, Lavi stopped in front of the door leading to the lounge.
"You'll see", he said and opened the door. Kanda walked in and stopped at the sight. The room was filled with finders and workers/scientists from the different sections; he recognized Reever Wenham and the nerd with large glasses. In the middle, where all the attention was directed at, was Palex holding a pink… straw? She held the two ends with her hand and with a bright smile she said:
"Innocence activate!" She pulled the crooked straw so it was straight and a small pink sparkle emanated from the equally pink straw. The sound it made as it activated was that of a lighter when used. Palex deactivated it and the crowd went "aaw"…
"Innocence activate!" Once again she did the procedure and the crowd went "ooooh"…
"Isn't it awesome?" Lavi asked and walked straight to Palex and sat down on the floor, watching in awe. This was when Kanda went into "emo-cloud" mode, and he quickly walked away, he needed to comfort eat some of Jerry's delicious soba!
"The usu…" Kanda was rudely interrupted by a certain Bean-sprout.
"JERRY!!!!!" Allen sounded excited.
"What can I get you, cutie?" the purpled haired cook asked.
"I'm gonna be in a soba eating contest and I need to train! Give me all the soba you got." And Allen got it.
"Oi Bean-sprout!" Kanda called. Allen looked at him while trying to balance the giant soba-bowl.
"What is it Kanda?"
"You're not serious with that fucking contest?" Allen gave him an incredulous stare.
"Kanda, I'm always serious with food", with that he left for a vacant table.
Kanda couldn't comfort eat.
Kanda wasn't seen as the coolest exorcist any longer.
And that made him incredibly emo.
So emo he actually was thinking of cutting himself with his Mugen.
Kanda sat on his bed in his room holding his sword with his right hand ready to go all out emo. Then he remembered.
"Fuck! I can't die until I find that person!"
Kanda wanted to comfort eat since he wasn't seen as the coolest exorcist anymore.
He couldn't comfort eat since that damn Bean-sprout took all the soba.
And lastly he couldn't kill himself since he can't die.
Fuck, he was screwed.
Note: 'emo-cloud' refers to our views on Cloud from FF VII advent children movie, Flugan and I thinks that he's soooo emo in that movie (but we love him!) and when I found out that the voice actor for Kanda voiced Cloud as well... well let's say that Cloud has become Kanda and the other way around to us.
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