Hi there, this is like my first fanfiction. I hope you guys enjoy reading it like the way I enjoyed writing it… Well I will try updating as fast as possible. Oh Read & Review so as to how I may improve the story if you readers are not happy with it. So I guess I'll just let you guys get on with the story.

Summary: It's about Roy being bored on a certain afternoon and he decides to play a long prank so that his life isn't as boring as it uses to be… Well I will not carry on from here, as I would like to keep you readers out there in suspense.

Chapter 1

It was early morning and Roy wasn't having a very good time as Hawkeye had piled a mountain high worth of paper work on his desk the moment he set down into his comfortable chair. He was hoping that the day would have gone by nicely without lifting a single finger that day. Sadly, he started reading through some of the papers on his table while thinking back about the good dream he had the previous night and thinking on how to put the dream into action. However, it couldn't happen, as the person that was in his dream has not returned from his last mission. With a sigh, he resumed his work.

It was late afternoon and Roy was feeling tired. He hadn't enjoyed the day as Hawkeye was eyeing him like a hawk. This made Roy smirk as he thought of how her name really matches her personality. Though things in the morning hadn't turn out like he had hoped, however the day started to change for the better as he had managed to sneak out and headed to the hospital wing to become his perverted self once more.

When he reached the hospital wing, what he saw made him laugh. Though he had planned on peeping and flirting with the nurses, however, he had found the sight more amusing. What he saw was Havoc and Armstrong in tights learning how to dance ballet. They were putting up a ballet show for the military and called it 'The prince of Swan Lake'. Armstrong who was good in ballet was teaching Havoc how to dance and was telling him to act girlier as Havoc was playing the female part. As he peeped at the two learn the dance, Roy had suddenly come up with a plan and was grinning from ear to ear. He couldn't wait to put his plans into actions, which reminded him of his dream. All of a sudden he decided that he was going to make it happen there and then. He got up from his position and started to straighten his clothes before leaving with a smirk still on his face.

Roy headed back to the office and went up to Hawkeye asking her if she had any makeup to spare him to use. Not knowing what was going on in his mind, she gave Roy a suspicious look and asked him what he needed the makeup for. Roy knowing that if he had told her his plan, his plan would have been washed down the drain. Therefore, he lied saying that Armstrong and Havoc was putting up a show and had asked him to get some makeup as a favour. Though still having a suspicious look on her face, Hawkeye reluctantly gave him her makeup kit.

Taking the makeup kit, Roy headed for the changing room to test out how well his plan would work. When he got there, he was glad to see his first victim. Havoc had finished his ballet lessons for that day and was heading back to the changing room to change back into his military outfit. He was feeling very embarrassed as he had to wear tights and the worst thing was that they had to practice in the hospital wing which meant that he would be embarrassing himself in front of all the pretty nurses. Coming out of the cubicle, Havoc saw Roy standing near the washbasin with his back facing him. But what made him more worried was what he saw from the reflection of the mirror.

What he saw was Roy with the makeup kit figuring out on how to use it and had already applied the lipstick. When Roy turned around, he started walking towards Havoc with a fake smile plastered onto his face. When he was next to Havoc, Roy asked Havoc whether he had found him pretty or not. This sent chills down Havoc's spine, but what made things worst was that he realised that there was no one around. All of a sudden, Havoc had an image flash through his mind of where he saw Roy in a skimpy outfit or actually with practically nothing on, with makeup all done, lying in a sexy pose in bed calling out to him in a girlish way. This made Havoc feel faint, as he didn't want to imagine his superior to make this thought come true. Even though Havoc knew about his superior's perverseness, however he never thought that his superior would be gay and was now giving second thoughts about it. He was also wondering how on earth had Roy picked him to be his 'victim' and was now trapped, as there was no one around. As Roy stroked Havoc's arm gently, all that was going on in Havoc's mind was that, 'I'm not gay… I'm not GAY… I'M NOT GAY… I'M NOT GAY……...'

Not able to get anything through his mind at the moment all he could do was ask Roy what he was doing here and what was with all the makeup. However, the answers were not what he was hoping for. Roy replying in a playful way said that he had to finally admit that he was actually interested in the same sex and that showing his interest for the opposite sex was to make sure that no one would suspect him to be a gay and also to show him respect as he knows that no one would have wanted to follow a gay superior's orders. But because of his attractions toward Havoc was too strong, he had finally decided to break his promise to himself and show his true self to the one he loved.

Now knowing that his superior is a gay and the worst part was he was interested in him, all Havoc could do was gulp and think for something to say before things would get any worst. However, he could not think of anything as Roy's hand had found its way up his bare chest under his shirt and this has caused him to loss his trend of thoughts. As Havoc wasn't enjoying a single bit of this torture, he knew he had to do something to make Roy stop. Not knowing what to do, all Havoc could do was ask Roy in an uncomfortable way, "Why are you interested in someone like me?" Giving a second thought, he regretted what he has asked Roy as Roy's hand found its way to his belt buckle and pants making him think what could happen next, while Roy replied him saying, "Everything about you drives me crazy… And not to mention the sexiness in you is attracting me to you like a bee to honey." This made Havoc's hair to stand on ends, and things weren't getting any better as Roy's hands had found its way to Havoc's pants. He then slid his hand into the pants cupping Havoc's member and made a mental note to disinfect his hands after he was done with this little prank.

Havoc was feeling really disturbed and uncomfortable with Roy's hands down his pants and on his member. All he could master out was a moan and which caused Roy to smirk as his plan had turned out better than expected. Though Havoc didn't like what was happening; however he could not admit how good it felt. After sometime, Havoc could not hold it any longer and spilt his seeds all over Roy's hands. Feeling tired from all the 'excitement', his legs gave in and Havoc fell onto the floor with all his clothes in a mess. Roy then bent down and asked Havoc how did he feel about their little rendezvous and whether he would want to go out on a date with him. Havoc who snapped out of his dizziness, told Roy that he was not interested in guys and especially not him and denying the feeling he had during their little display together.

Roy with a hurt look pouted and said that his words had hurt him deep. With a fake cry, Roy ran out of the bathroom and went back to his office. When he reached his office and making sure that no one was around, he let out a loud laugher which he had to control whiles being with Havoc. Now making sure that his plan was working according to what he had hoped, all he had to do was to make sure that he would be able to pull it off before his actual target had returned. If not, his plan would have been a complete waste of time and not to mention the amount of rumours he would have to face later on in his life. Therefore in his mind all he could think was that this plan is not to fail.