The Super Friends
Starring:
Dave Grohl (Lead singer from Foo Fighters) As: Mike
Taylor Hawkins (Drummer for Foo Fighters) As: David
Chris Tucker (Actor from "Rush Hour") As: Tito
Lewis Garcia (Me) As: Myself
Justin Timberlake (The faget from NSYNC) As: Collin
Rick Moranis (Actor from "Ghost Busters") As: Zach
Special Guests:
Nicole Kidman (Tom Cruise's ex-wife) As: Mrs. Donna Hurley
(ENTER SCENE: Lewis is walking to Mrs. Hurley's house and he encounters some hoe's on the way)
HOE #1: Hey boy, want a BJ? It's only $5.
Lewis: Nah, I'm about to "do it" with someone better looking than the crack of your ass.
HOE #1: Fine...Wait up....I'll lower the price and add a bonus....$2 for a BJ and a peek of my boobs.
Lewis: Listen, Even though I want to do it badly, I'm broke and I'm late for my "lesson."
HOE #2: FINE...Take your li'l dick to some otha biotch that can't suck better than us.
Lewis: Shut the fuck up and leave me alone.
(Lewis walks away and David runs up to him)
David: Dude, look at my new tattoo that my new friends payed for!!!
Lewis: Dude....It says "I love Men."
David: No, it supposed to say "I love Jen."
Lewis: Well, It says "I love Men. Go back to the damn guy and kick his sorry ass."
David: I can't...
Lewis: Why Not? Are you afraid of the little zombie chickens again?
David: No, not that. It's that....My father did it for me....
Lewis: Well then kick his ass and steal his stash.
David: Fuck you Lewis.....FUCK YOU.
Lewis: .......Go away, I'm about to get me some....
David: Oh yea, today's "Your day"....
Lewis: Yep, now leave before I use my Zombie chicken whistle.
David: YIKES! Peace out!
(David runs off into the street and suddenly gets hit by a bus)
Lewis: Ouch...Whoa..HOLY SHIT!
(Lewis runs up to David)
Lewis: Dude, are you OK?
David: Mommy, buy me those Pokemon cards please, there my favorite.
Lewis: Damn, your still alive....DIE ALREADY, DIE!!!
(Lewis steals David's cash and runs off into Mrs. Hurley's building. Ambulence is heard in the background and they pick up David)
Lewis: Damn these highly-technological doors!!! Back in my day, we just had a friggin wooden door...
(Lewis presses "6B" on the intercom. A man's voice is heard)
Man: Who's this
Lewis: I'm a....student...of Mrs. Hurley's.....Is she there?
Man: .......Yea....She's here.....but she's busy......come back later....
Lewis: Okay.....
(Lewis walks off but then presses the intercom again to hear the converstations....)
Man: Who's this "student" of yours????
Woman: He's just a kid I teach, nothing personal.
Man: NOTHING PERSONAL!?!? I NEVER HEARD OF STUDENTS GOING TO THERE TEACHERS HOUSE BEFORE!!!
Woman: HE NEEDS SOME FUCKING HELP IN HISTORY, DAMNIT!!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS START THESE USELESS CONVERSTAIONS ANYWAY!?!?
Man: BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!!! NOW GO TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME DAMN BREAKFAST, BITCH!!!
Woman: GO TO FUCKIN' IHOP'S IF YOU WANT SOME BREAKFAST, BECAUSE THIS BITCH OVA HERE AIN'T GONNA COOK FOR YOU ANYMORE!!!
(A slam is heard and all is silent after that)
Lewis: Damn, that was an intense fight...
(Lewis looks through the window on the building's main door and he sees Mrs. Hurley coming out of the door, crying. )
Lewis: What's wrong, Mrs. Hurley?
Mrs. Hurley: Nothing *sniff* nothing's wrong.....*sniff*
Lewis: Come on Mrs. Hurley, you can tell me.
Mrs. Hurley: No I can't *sniff*, your just a student and your not supposed to be part of my personal life...
(Out of nowhere, Mrs. Hurley hugs Lewis tight and starts to cry even more.)
Mrs. Hurley: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.....*sniff*, I don't have a place to stay at and I have no money...
Lewis: Well...If you want, you can stay at my place for awhile. My parents are leaving to Mexico for a business meeting.
Mrs. Hurley: OH MY GOD, THANK YOU LEWIS, YOU SAVED MY LIFE, How can I ever repay you?
Lewis: You don't have to repay me for anything.
Mrs. Hurley: Really? Well then, When are your parents leaving?
Lewis: Tonight.
Mrs. Hurley: PERFECT, NOW I HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT!
Lewis: Yea...
(SCENE CHANGE: Mike and Collin are at the theaters.)
Mike: I heard this movie is great.
Collin: So did I, can you pass the popcorn?
Mike: Sure.
(Mike passes the popcorn to Collin but it falls on Collin's lap)
Collin: Oh damnit! I hate it when this happens!
Mike: No need to worry, I'll eat them from there.
Collin: Good Idea, but don't forget to leave me some.
(Mike eats the popcorn straight from Collin's pants and Collin gets naughty)
(Stay tuned for Chapter 3 of The Super Friends Titled "My dream since 6th Grade...")
On the next chapter of The Super Friends: Mrs. Hurley stays at Lewis's house, David loses something...and Mike gets a "Little"
surprize.
Today's Lesson: Watch where your going in the streets or anywhere else.
Starring:
Dave Grohl (Lead singer from Foo Fighters) As: Mike
Taylor Hawkins (Drummer for Foo Fighters) As: David
Chris Tucker (Actor from "Rush Hour") As: Tito
Lewis Garcia (Me) As: Myself
Justin Timberlake (The faget from NSYNC) As: Collin
Rick Moranis (Actor from "Ghost Busters") As: Zach
Special Guests:
Nicole Kidman (Tom Cruise's ex-wife) As: Mrs. Donna Hurley
(ENTER SCENE: Lewis is walking to Mrs. Hurley's house and he encounters some hoe's on the way)
HOE #1: Hey boy, want a BJ? It's only $5.
Lewis: Nah, I'm about to "do it" with someone better looking than the crack of your ass.
HOE #1: Fine...Wait up....I'll lower the price and add a bonus....$2 for a BJ and a peek of my boobs.
Lewis: Listen, Even though I want to do it badly, I'm broke and I'm late for my "lesson."
HOE #2: FINE...Take your li'l dick to some otha biotch that can't suck better than us.
Lewis: Shut the fuck up and leave me alone.
(Lewis walks away and David runs up to him)
David: Dude, look at my new tattoo that my new friends payed for!!!
Lewis: Dude....It says "I love Men."
David: No, it supposed to say "I love Jen."
Lewis: Well, It says "I love Men. Go back to the damn guy and kick his sorry ass."
David: I can't...
Lewis: Why Not? Are you afraid of the little zombie chickens again?
David: No, not that. It's that....My father did it for me....
Lewis: Well then kick his ass and steal his stash.
David: Fuck you Lewis.....FUCK YOU.
Lewis: .......Go away, I'm about to get me some....
David: Oh yea, today's "Your day"....
Lewis: Yep, now leave before I use my Zombie chicken whistle.
David: YIKES! Peace out!
(David runs off into the street and suddenly gets hit by a bus)
Lewis: Ouch...Whoa..HOLY SHIT!
(Lewis runs up to David)
Lewis: Dude, are you OK?
David: Mommy, buy me those Pokemon cards please, there my favorite.
Lewis: Damn, your still alive....DIE ALREADY, DIE!!!
(Lewis steals David's cash and runs off into Mrs. Hurley's building. Ambulence is heard in the background and they pick up David)
Lewis: Damn these highly-technological doors!!! Back in my day, we just had a friggin wooden door...
(Lewis presses "6B" on the intercom. A man's voice is heard)
Man: Who's this
Lewis: I'm a....student...of Mrs. Hurley's.....Is she there?
Man: .......Yea....She's here.....but she's busy......come back later....
Lewis: Okay.....
(Lewis walks off but then presses the intercom again to hear the converstations....)
Man: Who's this "student" of yours????
Woman: He's just a kid I teach, nothing personal.
Man: NOTHING PERSONAL!?!? I NEVER HEARD OF STUDENTS GOING TO THERE TEACHERS HOUSE BEFORE!!!
Woman: HE NEEDS SOME FUCKING HELP IN HISTORY, DAMNIT!!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS START THESE USELESS CONVERSTAIONS ANYWAY!?!?
Man: BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!!! NOW GO TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME DAMN BREAKFAST, BITCH!!!
Woman: GO TO FUCKIN' IHOP'S IF YOU WANT SOME BREAKFAST, BECAUSE THIS BITCH OVA HERE AIN'T GONNA COOK FOR YOU ANYMORE!!!
(A slam is heard and all is silent after that)
Lewis: Damn, that was an intense fight...
(Lewis looks through the window on the building's main door and he sees Mrs. Hurley coming out of the door, crying. )
Lewis: What's wrong, Mrs. Hurley?
Mrs. Hurley: Nothing *sniff* nothing's wrong.....*sniff*
Lewis: Come on Mrs. Hurley, you can tell me.
Mrs. Hurley: No I can't *sniff*, your just a student and your not supposed to be part of my personal life...
(Out of nowhere, Mrs. Hurley hugs Lewis tight and starts to cry even more.)
Mrs. Hurley: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.....*sniff*, I don't have a place to stay at and I have no money...
Lewis: Well...If you want, you can stay at my place for awhile. My parents are leaving to Mexico for a business meeting.
Mrs. Hurley: OH MY GOD, THANK YOU LEWIS, YOU SAVED MY LIFE, How can I ever repay you?
Lewis: You don't have to repay me for anything.
Mrs. Hurley: Really? Well then, When are your parents leaving?
Lewis: Tonight.
Mrs. Hurley: PERFECT, NOW I HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT!
Lewis: Yea...
(SCENE CHANGE: Mike and Collin are at the theaters.)
Mike: I heard this movie is great.
Collin: So did I, can you pass the popcorn?
Mike: Sure.
(Mike passes the popcorn to Collin but it falls on Collin's lap)
Collin: Oh damnit! I hate it when this happens!
Mike: No need to worry, I'll eat them from there.
Collin: Good Idea, but don't forget to leave me some.
(Mike eats the popcorn straight from Collin's pants and Collin gets naughty)
(Stay tuned for Chapter 3 of The Super Friends Titled "My dream since 6th Grade...")
On the next chapter of The Super Friends: Mrs. Hurley stays at Lewis's house, David loses something...and Mike gets a "Little"
surprize.
Today's Lesson: Watch where your going in the streets or anywhere else.