Genre: Romance, Humor

Pairing: Ed/Roy

Warning: Yaoi Fluffness

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from FMA, I just play with them

Summary: Just read it

Me: So Ed, how are you feeling about the fanfic this time?

Ed: I think you can just die.

Al: Brother, please. She is trying her best.

Ed: I don't care, she's just as bad as the Colonel, I mean, she called me little!

Mustang: Did someone say my name?

Ed: Go away!

Mustang: Awww. You know you love me.

Me: Ok kids, lets just let my readers decide, you can argue later.

Ed: Bastard.

Mustang: Shrimp

Ed :Why you!

Me: Play nicely or I swear I will put you both in bright pink dresses!

Ed and Mustang: We'll be good

Me: Good boys.

"I swear that bastard is so dead!" shouted into space.

"Brother. . . please calm down." said, trying to calm down the volatile little blonde. Ed looked over at his brother, a glare still fixed on his face.

"He is such a jerk! How dare he thrust this thing on me!" said tossing the uniform onto his bed. "I refuse to wear that thing, I don't care what the Colonel says." He sat down on his bed, arms crossed and a deep grimace on his face.

"It's not that bad. It's the same thing the others wear." said, still trying to calm his brother down.

"Part of our agreement was that we would be able to work independently. How can I do that in a uniform? Everyone will know I'm military!" shouted.

"You have to put it on. Colonel Mustang said you have to wear it to the Christmas party tonight." said gently. He picked up the uniform and held it out to his brother. Ed frowned at the thing and grunted, mumbling something under his breath. "What was that brother?"

"I guess." muttered.

"Then go change. We have to make sure it fits." said holding it out to Ed. Edward grabbed the uniform and stripped out of his own clothes, pulling the thing on with distaste written all over his face. Once he was done Al took a look over it. "Well, I don't see anything wrong with it. Besides, you look pretty good in blue."

"Hmmph, I bet the Colonel stole my clothes for measurements. I was wondering what happened to my other pair of pants." muttered, tugging at the jacket. Al stopped him

"Stop that, you don't want to tear anything." said. Ed smiled suddenly.

"If it's torn, then I won't be able to wear it! They would never let me get away with that!" said looking at his uniform with a sinister smile.

'Tear that and you can go to the party naked." said from the door. "Only one of the uniforms I had commissioned is finished and your wearing it. The tailor didn't carry anything small enough for you on a regular basis." Ed looked over at the Colonel with a glare.

"I am not small!"shouted at the man. Mustang just laughed.

"You just be careful with that thing, you have to wear it to the party." said quietly.

"Yeah yeah. I'll be careful with it." muttered, sitting back down on his bed.

"You better, I will see you both at the party then."

"Yeah yeah."

"Al, keep an eye on your little brother, ok?" Al looked over at him, but before he could respond Ed rushed towards the doorway, only to have Mustang close the door in his face. Ed slammed into it and immediately began to kick and curse at the chuckling Colonel. Al grabbed his brother and held him tight until the blonde calmed down.

"Just ignore him Ed. We can play cards until the party, or something." said quietly after his brother was less angry. Ed muttered something but pulled a pack of cards from the night stand and settled down to play.

8

"I can't believe I'm doing this." muttered. Al looked down at his brother without saying anything. "This is ridiculous." His arms were crossed across his chest and there was a very glum look on his face.

"Brother, please can't you just enjoy the party?" asked quietly. Ed looked up at his brother with a glare that could kill. Al cringed and held up his hands in surrender. "But you can do whatever you want." Ed just nodded and turned back to glaring at the room. Mustang walked up to the blonde with a smile.

"Stop glaring, you know you look fine in that uniform. Now, why don't you dance with me?" asked, bowing grandly. Ed glared for about two more minutes before nodding with a slight smile. Al sighed happily, the two had been fighting for ages about stupid things, it was nice to see them friendly again.

"So, when do you want your Christmas present?" whispered into the blonde's ear.

"Christmas isn't for a few days yet, give it to me then." said flatly.

"But, I want to give it to you now." said with a smile, leading the blonde into the waltz that was starting to play. "Follow me to my office after this dance." Ed sighed but nodded in agreement. They waltzed for several minutes until the song ended and snuck out of the party to Mustang's office.

"I swear if this is something perverted I will kill you." promised vehemently. Mustang just waved at him and smiled, taking Ed's hand and pulling him into his office. A brightly wrapped gift was on the desk, topped off with a gold ribbon.

"Merry Christmas." said cheerfully, handing Edward the box. Ed raised one eyebrow and unwrapped the gift carefully, putting the ribbon in his pocket and folding up the paper. Mustang just smiled. Ed opened the box to find a framed picture of Roy wearing a dress.

"What the hell!" shouted, nearly dropping the box.

"Underneath that is your real gift." said, trying not to laugh. Ed glared at him and pulled the picture out of the box and set it on the table. Underneath was a small blue box wrapped with a white ribbon. He pulled the ribbon off and opened the box.

"I, I. . ." stuttered. Roy smiled and pulled the locket out of the box. He turned the blonde around and pushed Ed's hair back, kissing the nape of Ed's neck gently. He undid the clasp and put the locket on Edward with a smile.

"Look inside." said, taking the empty box away from Ed and set it down on his desk. Ed opened the locket and looked at the pictures inside. One was of Ed's family while the other was of Roy. Ed smiled and looked up at Roy.

"Thanks."said quietly. Roy nodded and leaned in to kiss Ed. The blonde stopped with one hand. "I haven't given you your gift yet." He leaned in and kissed Roy, pulling Roy towards him. He leaned back and smiled. "I love you Roy." Roy smiled and kissed Edward firmly on the lips. He pulled back slightly and looked the blonde in the eyes.

"I love you too." said. Edward just smiled and pulled Roy back into the kiss.

Author Note:

Me: see that wasn't soo bad boys.

Ed: I guess

Roy: I want more action next time.

Me: I don't think so. I write fluff Mister, get over it.

Al: Can I have a bigger part next time?

Me: I'll think about it. The next one might be longer too.

Ed: As long as I get to kick Roy's ass for calling me short next time.

Me: I'll think about that. Keep your pants on.

Roy: Why?

Me: Silence