Title: The Importance of Grammar

Rating: Rated K+.

Pairings: None.

Genre: Parody.

Summary: Eisu-san don't like Jimbi-chan. Jimbi-kun constant yell at Eisu-sama to not do stupid thing. Eisu-senpai do stupid thing anyway. Crack. Dedicated to my wonderful friend Cana-Puff, as it is her birthday today.

Regarding Q&A: Any questions regarding the story can be asked via PM or review.

Beta: N/A.

Warnings: Stupidity and butchering of English/Japanese.

Category: One Piece.

Uploaded: August 11th, 2013

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Jimbi-ou huff and point at Eisu-ya. "Yamate!" he shout.

"I do whatever I want!" Eisu-baka shout back, angry glare.

"But you die!" Jimbi-sama yell, fold arms. "Don't be dumb!"

"Urusei!" Eisu-kohai scream, rush toward Akainu-chan. He pelt by magma fist and jump back, injure.

"Have it your way," Jimbi-kun mummer before run to Rufi-ya to see if he be okay. "Daijoubu ka, Rufi-kun!?"

"Daijoubu da," Rufi-chama reply. "Where be Eisu-sama-senpai-san-kohai-chama?"

"Eisu-baka be fight Akainu-san," Jimbi-chan explain. "He not listen to me."

"Kuso!" Rufi-swan curse, eyes dart wild. "Doko da!?"

"Asoko," Jimbi-chwan say. "Do not approach Akainu-ou!"

"But Eisu-kohai-sama-senpai-chan need my help!" Rufi-chama retort. "You should help me help Eisu-san-sama-senpai-chama!"

"Iiya! I not help with something so stupid!" Jimbi-kun yell.

"I need your help!" Rufi-sama exclaim. "Onegai, Jimbi-sama-senpai-chan!"

"You be be dumb!" Jimbi-swan yell. "I not help!"

"Fine!" Rufi-baka scream. He rush toward Akainu-kohai. Akainu-kohai attack Eisu-chama and Eisu-sama dodge. Rufi-chwan scramble up and yell, "Ore wa Monkii Di Rufi! Kaizoku-ou ni naru!"

Eisu-kun look at Rufi-senpai odd. "What?" he question.

"She-She-She-She-She!" he laugh before notice Eisu-kun. "Daijobu ka, Eisu-onee!?" he yell.

"Daijobu da!" Eisu-onii yell back. "Doushite!?"

"You look hurt!" Rufi-san yell back-back.

"He be hurt," Akainu-ojou say. He raise magma fist and say, "You be too once I be done with you!"

"Iiyaaaaaa~!" Eisu-chama and Rufi-kohai scream, fright. They dodge and Akainu-ou attack again. This time, they not dodge. The two of them die at the hands of Akainu-sama.

Jimbi-chan cry his eyes out. They fall out of his head with a plop.

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Happy birthday to us all, dear Creampuff-chan, happy birthday to us all.

Hope you enjoyed. Even slightly. Hopefully.

If you review, virtual cookies. If not, that's fine too. As long as you like the story, everything's all good!

Shameless advertising: Cana-Puff is a cool person – go bother her for a while. By the way, I have two less-cracky One Piece one-shots called A Toast to Life and Crayola. I also have a parody Naruto one-shot called A Way to Win, if you're interested.