The 12 Days of Pirate Christmas!
I know I know I know it's late for Christmas but I had to get this off my chest
Disclaimer: do I look like a mouse?
The 12 days of pirate Christmas!
Jack: on the first day of Christmas my captain stole from me one jar of dirt!
Barbossa: on the second day of Christmas my captain stole from me two loyal monkeys! (Jack the monkey jumps up and down on barbossa's shoulder)
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Will: on the third day of Christmas my captain stole from me three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Elizabeth: on the fourth day of Christmas my captain stole from me four painful corsets!
Will: three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Davy Jones: on the fifth day of Christmas my captain stole from me five dead man's chests!
Elizabeth: four painful corsets!
Will: three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Tai Dalma: on the sixth day of Christmas my captain stole from me six touches of destiny!
Davy Jones: five dead man's chest!
Elizabeth: four painful corsets!
Will: three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Blackbeard: on the seventh day of Christmas my captain stole from me seven mutineers hanging!
Tia Dalma: six touches of destiny!
Davy Jones: five dead man's chest!
Elizabeth: four painful corsets!
Will: three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Angelica: on the eighth day of Christmas my captain stole from me eight voodoo dolls!
Blackbeard: seven mutineers hanging!
Tia Dalma: six touches of destiny!
Davy Jones: five dead man's chests!
Elzabeth: four painful corsets!
Will: three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Teague: on the ninth day of Christmas my captain stole from me nine pieces of eight!
Angelica: eight voodoo dolls!
Blackbeard: seven mutineers hanging!
Tia Dalma: six touches of destiny!
Davy Jones: five dead man's chest!
Elizabeth: four painful corsets!
Will: three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Ragetti: on the tenth day of Christmas my captain stole from me ten terribly splintering wooden eyes!
Teague: nine pieces of eight!
Angelica: eight voodoo dolls!
Blackbeard: seven mutineers hanging!
Tia Dalma: six touches of destiny!
Davy Jones: five dead man's chest!
Elizabeth: four painful corsets!
Will: three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Pintel: on the eleventh day of Christmas my captain stole from me eleven parlays!
Ragetti: ten terribly splintering wooden eyes!
Teague: nine pieces of eight!
Angelica: eight voodoo dolls!
Blackbeard: seven mutineers hanging!
Tia Dalma: six touches of destiny!
Davy Jones: dive dead man's chest!
Elizabeth: four painful corsets!
Will: three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
Jack: and a jar of dirt!
Gibbs: on the twelfth day of Christmas my captain stole from me twelve bottles of rum!
Pintel: eleven parlays
Ragetti: ten terribly splintering wooden eyes!
Teague: nine pieces of eight!
Angelica: eight voodoo dolls!
Blackbeard: seven mutineers hanging!
Tia Dalma: six touches of destiny!
Davy Jones: five dead man's chest!
Elizabeth: four painful corsets!
Will: three perfectly balanced swords!
Barbossa: two loyal monkeys!
All: and a jar of dirt!
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