ThE BesT Harry PoTTer StOrY evEr!
This story is all about how all blonde eople in then world ar VEELAS. And all people dress in black who breakthe heavy and don't talk much are DEMONTORS. DEMENTORS. Deticated to all those super awesome kool people who write about that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Once upon a tume there was a boy named Harry Fucking Potter. Actually his real name was Harry James Potter, but that's the name that all the boys screamed at ight so we'll just call him that. He was fucking hot. And cute. And really hot because he had black hair but he wasn't a dementor. He was HALF DEMENTOR . . .
Because he was totally half dementor all the kids made fun of him because whenever he met someone new after talking to them for 2 minutes he would tell them his deep dark stoery and how he was so hurt by it and he never told anyone things like that. That really turned them on. Which is where he got his nickname from.
So Harry Fucking in the Bed Potter was half dementor. What other half was he? (author's note: YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT YOULL NEVER EVER SEE THIS COMING OMFG SCONE IS HOT) This was all the rage for discussion at school. They'd ask each other over pumpkin juice "what other half was he?" But harry would never ever tell, even while he was nailing that hot chaser in bed under the stary moonlight. In bed. He was nailing a guy. It was hot. And gay. Like his name, Harry Fucking in the Bed Potter. (author's note: If you don't like that then YOU HOMOFOBES CAN JUST GO AWAY AND RESPOND MY OPINION YOU FUCKHEADS) While he was nailing it was so fucking hot and pulsing and hot. Like your mom. Except she was being nauiled by Harry Fucking potter, only she wasn't because she's not a guy.
So harry went to potions class one day and snape asked him for his essay on Veelas!.!.! Harry went pale when he heard the word Veela. Noone knew why, even Hermione who was the smartest witch in the school. That's because she was off being nailed by Ginny then. They were failing class. But it was OK because Hermie was so smart.
So harry said to snape "I hate you I can't believe youd make me write this on this" And Snape said "I hate you too 100 points from Griffindor. And clean my floors with your tongue after class." And when snape said 'floors' he meant 'his stomach.' Harry was sad. He didn't like snape's stomach. He only like snape's big fat cock in his bed when he was nailing him so hard under the moon. And the stars. It was hot.
After class everyone ran up to harry and asked if he was OK. Harry said "yeah but I'm sad because I'm HALF VEELA" Everyone was shocked. They were like "dude, your hair's black" and the hermione who was the smartest witch in the school said "you guys are fucking retards, he's half dementor too, which is why his hair's black duh." And harry was like "God you bunch of candy ass morons, jeez yeah."
Afterwards everyone suddenly understood why they all wanted to be nailed by Harry Fucking in a Bed Potter. He was VEELA (author's note: veelas are really hot and everyone wants to be nailed by them). Everyone then wondered if it was really the veela they were attracted to or harry's fucking hot nailings that he gave out under the moon.
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