A/N:Hey guys ! I Decided To Write this story in chapter version because if I do it one-shot version It will be to long of a one-shot. This is the avatar abridged series that you can catch on Youtube or their website .I DO NOT OWN THIS. But this story has some of my own twists to it.

LOVE TO MY YELLAS! Enjoy ! Review !

-Episode 1-

Sokka:*In canoe with Katara*

"Wow what a boring an uneventful day we're having. Surely nothing special and life-changing will hap-"

*Canoe gets crushed and they jump on iceberg*

"Aw crap. Cheap freaking canoe. Dammit Katara I told you not to buy a canoe from Walmart but nooooo you had a coupon.

Katara:*Stands up and gets angry and starts yelling while making water go everywhere and make cracks in iceberg*

"And I told you to shut the hell up before I waterbend the crap out of you."

Sokka: "Now sis remember what we said about waterbending when your PMSing"

Katara:*Now talking very fast*

"Are you trying to tell me what to do? Is it because I'm a woman? Are you sexist? I bet your sexist! Sexist McSexist Pants!

Sokka:*Now seeing the iceberg starting to break*

"Uh...Katara..?"

Katara: "Shut the hell up and give me a tampon!"

*Her voice ecos*

*Iceberg breaks*

Sokka: "Damn you and your hormones you crazy bitch!"

*New iceberg appears* (Aang's iceberg)

Sokka: "It's an iceberg piñata."

Katara: "Whatchu talkin 'bout Sokka"

Sokka: "In ancient times,people would put giant pieces of chocolate shaped like people in giant blocks of ice. Then they hit the ice with a funny looking stick and break it open. Then they eat the chocolate people like chocolate cannibals.

Katara:*Gives him a creeped out look*

-Moments later-

Katara:*Hits iceberg* "Give. Me. My. Chocolate."

*Iceberg opens and random song starts playing*

Random Song: "Blinded by the light-" Song Ends

Zuko: *sees light* "That light...It can only be...Someone is opening a giant chocolate piñata and they aren't sharing with me!

*He said that in a whiny voice...yeah he does that for the rest of the story*

Zuko: "Uncle someone opened a giant chocolate piñata and they aren't sharing with me and I want the chocolate so I'm gonna go get the chocolate and if you stop me from getting the chocolate I'll hate you forever."

Iroh: "What are you talking about already? Aren't we supposed to find the avatar and restore your honor?"

Zuko: "But I really want the chocolate and I really want the really want the but ja da fa ba nuh uh"

*He said that very whiningly*

Uncle: "Alright! Alright! Enough with whining already! We'll go get you some chocolate! After I finish playing cards with my friend,Tom."

Zuko: "But you don't have a friend named Tom!"

Iroh:*Thinking to himself* 'Shit he is on to me'

*Katara is currently holding Aang in her arms*

Katara: "Hey this isn't chocolate!"

Sokka:(while poking Aang with a bone spear) "Maybe it's one of them colored M&M shells?"

Katara: "No it's better than that. It's a random stranger I can exhibit naive optimism towards. Yay naïve optimism!

*By this time Aang has finally started opening his very,very beautiful gray eyes(Sorry but i am in love with Aang)*

Aang: "Who are you?"

Katara: "An Optimist!"

*Aang now gets up and Sokka starts poking him again*

Sokka: "And I'm a skeptical person. Skepticism Skepticism Skepticism ."

*Aang gets up and absent-mindlessly waves Sokka's spear away*

Aang: "Um..right...hold on a second. How'd I get in an iceberg piñata?"

*Goes to see Appa*

Aang: "Appa! Appa wake up buddy!"

Appa: *Growls*

Aang: "Well that's what you get for eating strange cats Appa."

Aang: "Oh by the way, I'm A-A-A-A-ACHOO"

*Flies 50 ft. in the air*

"I'm Aang and I'm an airbender"

Katara: "Hopeful optimism."

Sokka: "Continued skepticism"

Aang: "Uh yeah...Katara is it? I'm the future savior of the world and your future husband and father of your kids."

Katara: "What?"

Aang: "Nothing. Hey you guys want a ride? Me and Appa can fly you off this piece of ice. He's my flying bison."

Katara: "Trusting optimism"

Sokka: "Paranoid skepticism"

Katara: "Convincing optimistic argument"

Sokka: "Skepti- ...ah... skepticism"

*Sokka gets on Appa next to a very excited Katara*

Aang: "Alright then. Hang on guys. Appa Yip Yip!"

*Appa doesn't fly*

Sokka: "Sarcastic Skepticism"

Aang: "Come on Appa yip yip! Yip yip means fly..it's our catch phrase!"

Katara: "Encouraging optimism"

Aang: "Yeah...I'm gonna have to ask you to stop doing that."

Iroh: "Oy Vey get it right already! It's wax on, wax off. Not wax on,wax on!"

Zuko: "I've done this 500 times already uncle. Why won't you teach me the advanced set?"

Iroh: "Because you suck now get back to work you whiny little brat."

Zuko: "Awwwwwwwwwww"

-Meanwhile in Aang's flashback dream sequence... dream thingy-

*Aang is currently trying to steer Appa in storm*

Aang: "This storm wasn't supposed to come for another week! Dumb ass weather man!"

*Him and Appa fall in water and Aang gets in the Avatar State*

Narrator voice..thingy: "ULTRA KUNG-FU ACTION JESUS ACTIVATE!"

Aang (In disoriented voice): "Hey I know how I'll save us. I'll freeze us in a block of ice. Yeah."

-Aang in reality-

*Aang wakes up*

Katara: "Aang wake up,I wanna introduce you to the entire village"

*Shows Aang to village*

Katara: "Entire village this is-"

Aang:*Opens his glider*

"Yeah..I'm Going to go goof off and play with animals now bye-bye!"

*Flies off*

*Goes to penguins*

Aang: "Yeah...penguins..yeah..."

Katara: "Hey Aang since I'm the only waterbender in the entire South Pole , I've never had anyone to teach me so maybe you could teach me a little bending since your a bender and stuff maybe please?"

Aang: "Yeah...that sounds like fun but you know what would be more fun? Danger."

*They go to abandoned Fire Nation ship*

Aang: "Danger like exploring this ominous and deadly looking Fire Nation ship."

Katara: "Um...I don't think that is a good idea."

Aang: "What's the worse that can happen?"

-Later in ship-

Katara: "By the way, you've been frozen for a hundred years,your people have been wiped out by the Fire Nation,and the world is engulfed in war."

-dadadadadaa(LATER)dadadadada-

*Aang steps on booby trap*

Random Guy (kind of rapping):TRAP ITS A TRAP,trap its a trap,TRAP ITS A TRAP,its a trap,ITS A TRAP,trap its a trap,WORD! to your mother.

*Big flare goes up in the air*

Aang: "Well that sucks ...alot"

-Meanwhile-

Zuko: "I know your out there chocolate"

*Sees Aang through telescope*

Zuko: *Gasps* "The Avatar! Time to make daddy love me."

-El Fin-

*Katara is currently holding Aang in her arms*

Aang: "Who are you?"

Katara: "I'm Kata-"

Aang: "Pussy Galore? I think I'm in heaven"

Katara: *Gets mad* YOU WILL BE IN A SECOND!

A/N:How do you like it? I thought it was pretty funny. I love avatar abridged and once again I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS EXCEPT FOR MY LITTLE TWISTS I PUT IN! If you want the original versions check out the episodes on once again . REVIEW ! Love to my Yellas! BTW I will update a lot like every day/2 days.

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Danyella