Okay, so you will DEFIANTLY read something random. When I need inspiration, I come here, and SORTA make a story. It may change everytime I get on. As a matter of fact, typing this I came up with something XD Don't be expecting a very certain thing coming out of this...except RaNdOmNeSs! :3
Jay and Zane:*playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl (my favorite game X3)*
Zane:...Why are you Princess Peach?
Jay: Cuz she's hot...
Nya:* coincidentally walking by and slaps Jay UPSIDE DA HEAD*
Jay: Fine, fine...I'm...uh...well...um...
Zane:...
Jay:uh...*starts drooling*
Zane:?
Jay:*stops drooling* OH I KNOW FREAKING um...
Zane:*facepalm*
Jay:...KIRBY I GUESS...This little pink blob is going to kick some Bowser butt!
Zane: You can believe that...
The game system:READY..SET...R U SET...MAYBE NOT...MAYBE SO...okay you can start.
Jay:*frantically pressing the A button, which is just making him taunt, on his Wii remote like an idiot*
Zane:*Using freakin' combos like I do LOL*
Jay: Wait...how r u doing that?
Zane:...like this *keeps using combos on Jay*
Jay:But...but...your killing me!
Zane: And teaching you the combos...
Jay:...?
Game system:BOWSER WINS
Jay:*gasp* troll!
Zane:...Okay then. Rematch?
Jay: FLIPPING YES
*Time passes through a rematch with no trolling whatsoever*
Game system:BOWSER WINS...AGAIN
Jay: WHAT...!
Zane: Don't get so mad, it's a game. You not literally winning a prize...
Jay:...oh.
Zane:You didn't know that?
Jay:...no.
Zane:What did you think you were going to win?
Jay:...a cupcake.
Zane: Why?
Jay: cuz cupcakes are delicious :3
Zane:...IKR?
Jay:...I'm hungry...
Zane:...Me too...
Jay: cupcake.
Zane: NOW PLZ!