Koiji's Top Ten
Hosted by Koiji, recorded by Juel Haruna
Okay folks, I'm finally working on something new. I hope this is funny, and if it isn't, well, laugh anyway! R&R!
(A totally random announcer's voice suddenly appears out of nowhere)
"Everyone, please put your hands together for, the adorable Koiji!"
Koiji (dressed in her usual fuchsia kimono and large crown) enters stage right and sits down at a desk as silence overcomes the room.
". . . (Cough, cough). . . . . . . . . JOE!"
...Control room...
Joe quickly pushes a button labeled 'applause' and falls out of his busted chair.
...Stage...
A roar of applause comes from the 8 year old intercoms covering the ceilings.
"Hello everybody, and welcome to Koiji Co." says Koiji to the crowd as the applause wears down, "Um, first of all, I'd like to apologize for the horrible equipment. Ever since that crazy person destroyed the studio we've been trying to get our company up and running."
Juel stands up from behind a film camera at the back of the room, "HEY! I'M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW!"
Koiji sweat drops, "Okay . . . Now it's time to start our very own . . . Koiji's Top Ten!"
There's finally a real applause as some heads pop out from behind the curtains at stage left.
"Today, our studio gests will tell us the Top Ten on . . . how Yugi keeps his hair in place!"
The audience roars and cheers as some of the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh enters the stage in a single file line.
"Okay guys, let's hear it!" says Koiji to the cast.
The Top Ten on How Yugi Keeps His Hair in Place:
Bakura
10.) I'm sorry Yugi! I'll be sure to punish my yami for stealing your scissors!
Duke
9.) I have a feeling that it had something to do with that one prank I pulled on him, you know, with the cricket?
Joey
8.) Heheh, I thought it was a hat!
Mai
7.) I'm sorry Yugi, but you shouldn't try so hard to go retro, I mean, that looks nothing like an afro!
Rebecca
6.) I've always thought it had something to do with electricity . . .
Tristan
5.) HEY! HE'S BEEN GETTING INTO MY HAIR GEL AGAIN!
Téa
4.) It stayed up when we were at the beach that one summer . . .
Joey pops up, "So that's where you were? Because I thought-"
(Téa whacks Joey on the head)
Yami Merik
3.) MWAHAHAHAH! YOU WILL FOREVER BE CURSED!"
(Koiji calls for security and Merik is escorted out of the building)
Grandpa
2.) Well, ever since preschool he's been getting into the glue . . .
"And the number one reason to how Yugi keeps his hair in place is . . .
Seto and Mokuba
1.) S- Three cheers for the red, black and blond!
M- Aw, be nice Seto! It's not Yugi's fault that he got too close to the fire crackers last July!
The crowd cheers as the cast exits stage right.
"Thank you all for coming! This concludes Koiji's Top Ten! Please throw all trash in trash bins near the exit and remember to stay away from the crazy author. I don't think Kokoro wants to have to fix the roof again!"
Juel stands up in the center of the isle, "I'M STILL RIGHT HERE!"
YAY! Finally something new! If you give me lots of reviews, I'll think of putting another chapter called The Top Ten on Why Sailor Moon's skirt is so small! Please REVIEW!
-Juel H.