L.O.S.E. And The Vampire Girl Fandom:League Of Super Evil

Pairings:FroggXVampress (OC)

Additional Characters:Voltar,Red Menace,Doomageddon,Skullososs,others...

Including:Mild comedic violence,suggestive dialogue

Description:Vampress,the half vampire,half something else daughter of Skullossus becomes fed up with her boring life on her father's space teen thinks of Earth's wonders,wanting to follow in her father's footsteps by becoming a villianess. But between meeting the crazy threesome of the League Of Super Evil,falling in love,and just not getting the whole "evil" thing down,
how will this spunky girl accomplish her dream?

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+Skullososs' Ship+

"BUT DAAAAD!!!"

"No means no,young lady. And what did I tell you about talking back?"

The light haired young girl paused before speaking her next words. She looked to her father. A man that was feared by everyone in Metrotown. Skullososs. But she wasn't impressed. She knew how he was deep down inside. If the people of Metrotown learned his secrets he'd be made a laughing stock. Still,he was her father. So she straightened herself up,rolling her eyes,and flatly answered his question.

"*Sigh* That I should never talk rudely or act unladylike..."

"Thank you." Her skull-headed father then turned and began walking away from her.

"Wait! What about my-"

"Did I not say no earlier?"

"...You just butchered that sentence."

"Well I-....Uh....just answer the question!"

She rolled her eyes with an angry sigh.

"You said no before..."

"Well then I guess it's settled..." He then resumed his stroll,leaving his daughter in her own thoughts.

~You may think it is...but it isn't,father....~

The young girl scoffed then walked away. She had plans to make.

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+L.O.S.E. Head Quarters+

"Alright...on the count of three;One....two...."

"ARGG no! NO!! I'M TOO STUCK! FROGG! GET THE MAYONNAISE!"

"What's a sandwich gonna do for us right now,Voltar?"

"NOT A SANDWICH YOU DOLT!! FROGG!"

The tall and skinny Doktor Frogg pushed his way past his redheaded and dimwitted team mate,The Red Menace. He walked into the kitchen,leaving Red to tend to Voltar who had his head stuck in a new machine Frogg was just showcasing for him.

Soon,he came back with the jar of mayo in his gold claws.

"Here..."

Red took the jar and then stared at Voltar.

"So,uh...you want me to..."

"LUBRICATION!! MY HEAD!! ARGG!"

Frogg brought a clawed hand to his face. Red's face seemed to brighten as he finally began to understand his order.

"Oh..OH! I get ya'!"

He uncapped the jar and then began to shake it's contents onto Voltar's head. Soon,the small red would be evil-doer was able to pop his head out. He began to wipe off the mayo with his hands.

"AH! Thank goodness! Now fetch me a towel!"

"Uh,there are no towels..."

"There are no...WHAT?!"

"Um...there are no towels." Red replied sheepishly.

"They are all dirty Voltar." Frogg added.

Voltar stood baffled for a bit,then seemed to perk up.

"I know!"

"Where're you goin',Voltar?"

"Outside Red. Situations like these are why hoses where invented!"

Red Menace looked to Frogg with an eyebrow raised. Frogg simply shrugged then the both of them followed their leader outside.
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TO BE CONTINUED!