Thanks to an idea given to me by Livvykitty (Check out her stories too! There's a Homestuck/Ib story coming soon!) this was born! Enjoy, and make sure to check out the original video!
Disclaimer: Livvykitty and I own the idea, Hussie owns Homestuck, and whoever own iCarly owns said show.
"Do you have the camera?" Jade asked.
"Yeah, it's right here!" John said, holding up said device.
"This is the best idea we've ever had!" Jade squealed.
"Shhhh!" John beckoned his paradox sister towards the door of resident coolkid, Dave Strider. He slowly opened it. In his bed, Dave was sleeping like a baby. It was Jade and John's job to ruin that. John turned on the camera.
"Okay, this is Dave's room!" John whispered, pointing the camera at various objects.
"And there's Dave's bed right over there!" Jade said, pointing to the sleeping figure. "Ooh, show them the clock!"
John nodded and turned the camera to the digital clock on the bedside table next to Dave's shades. "It's just after 3:30 in the morning!" John nodded to Jade. "Okay, let's wake him up!"
"Let's do it!" Jade agreed as they tiptoed over to the bed. They stifled their laughter as best they could.
"Okay, go!" John whispered.
Jade took a deep breath and yelled "HEY DAVE!"
"DAVE!" John called.
Dave flailed around, kicking his sheets aside. He didn't open his eyes, but turned towards the two. "WALADA WHAT what? What's going on?"
"How many quarts are in a gallon?" Jade asked.
"What?"
"Do you remember your third grade teacher?" John asked.
"Mrs. Horton?"
"How tall was Mrs. Horton?" Jade asked, stifling her giggles.
"Four quarts!" Dave slammed his head into his pillow, almost sleeping again. "What time is it?"
"What's your opinion on global warming?" John laughed.
"What do you mean?" Dave sat up again, his eyes barely slipping open. "Turn on the air conditioner."
"What's better: Spicy tuna or yellowtail?" Jade giggled.
"We're talking about sushi?" Dave fell backwards again. "What is the-where's Mrs. Horton?"
"LOOK OUT FOR THE RACCOONS!" John yelled.
Dave started to flail again, nearly knocking the camera out of John's hands. "RACCOONS LOOK LIKE BANDITS GET 'EM OFF!"
The paradox siblings were laughing their butts off. Jade asked "Why are you at my house?"
Dave squinted at her. "What? I'm sorry, I thought I was-wait-what's going on? What time is it?"
"Four quarts!" John gasped between giggles.
"Oh good, there's still time." Dave whispered, his head hitting his pillow again.
"For what?" Jade giggled.
Dave shot up, his eyelids split enough to reveal his red pupils. "IDONKNOW. WHATTIMEISIT?."
"Raccoon o'clock!" John yelled.
"What? Who's... global warming. Eh... spicy tuna. Mrs. Horton?"
The kids were now rolling on the ground, unable to contain themselves.
"Thank you for giving us this interview." John giggled in a deep newscaster voice.
"What?"
"Jade and John out!" Jade said in an older woman's voice.
"What?" Dave was finally too tired to continue, and finally fell asleep as his head slammed into his pillow for the fourth time.
The paradox siblings laughed as they ran out of Dave's room, turning off the camera as they headed towards the transportalizers that would take them to their respective homes. They waved goodbye as their post-laugh-fit grins were present on their faces.
This was fun. I like this story. ::::33
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