Hello again guys! It's Mapleshade Returns and I have… well… returned! I had family issues and complicated school dramas (which I just got dragged into but have pulled myself back out of) and then I was ill, and THEN I went on holiday! So really I had very little time to write, but I am back, and I have a new idea. Don't expect it to be fabulous, because I haven't written this kind of story before…

I have seen this kind of game show/talk show thing around, and I thought, hey, why not do a Would I Lie to You warrior cats' edition? I am allowed to do that I think… Obviously I don't own the show or warrior cats!

I will explain more at the end of the chap- I mean show.

"Hello, and welcome to our latest 'Would I Lie To You?' Warrior Cats Edition!" I am your host Mapleshade, and our two team captains are Cinderpelt and Ravenpaw." Announced a tortoiseshell she cat, who sat in a huge fluffy armchair and smiled a toothy grin at the nearest camera. The other two cats who had just been announced waved to the audience, one with a shy grin and the other waving frantically.

Cinderpelt suddenly leaped onto the red desk she was seated behind and waved to some cat in the audience.

"Oh my Starclan hi Yellowfang! You didn't say you were coming tonight!" The grey she cat cried, before taking her seat once more with a strangely satisfied expression on her snout.

"Ehem, thank you Cinderpelt, as I was saying, tonight on Ravenpaw's team we have a tom that has a stomach arguably twice as big as his mouth, Greystripe of Thunderclan! On Ravenpaw's other side we have the she cat who will always be Firestar's third best, Spottedleaf!" Mapleshade grinned proudly at her work as Spottedleaf turned bright pink with either rage, embarrassment, or both.

Before a complaint could be yowled, Mapleshade quickly turned to her left, where Cinderpelt was looking rather pleased.

"And on Cinderpelt's team tonight we have a tom that is feared by everycat except me and a she cat who was once his mate, she-cats and toms please but your paws together for Tigerstar and Goldenflower!"

Hesitantly, the cats applauded the two teams while giving each other sideward glances and nervous grins. The camera panned the room one final time before the advertisement started up on the screen.

Tadaa! The first part of the show, done! I want you guys (if any one bothers to read this and review) to send in who you want on the next show and some truth/lies for these cats!

All you have to do (If you want to) is state the truth or lie for one of the cats to answer, whether it is true or not (at least a little realistic, please?) and then say who you want in the next show and their lies and truths. Of course, you don't have to do all that, but it would help!

Oh, and sorry SpottedxFire fans, I too like the couple but I included that piece because, come on, Mapleshade is in charge of the show, of course she will make a jab at some of the contestants, right?

Remember, I don't own Would I Lie to You or Warriors, and anything said or done here does not mean that these things happen on any of the shows/books! I just wanted to write something for people to read if they want to!

Review if you want to. I'm not going to bother with the whole 'Click the button and type a nice comment! PLEASE! I WILL GIVE COOKIEZ!' business because I don't do that kind of thing. Not saying you shouldn't, but I want to do it my way. If you give cookies to reviewers, I hope you bake well.

I would just like to say that if you want to review then go ahead but please write a nice comment or if you do criticise something, make it constructive! I will respond and I do want to do better. Just no… flaming? Is that what it is called? I don't know. Oh well, you get the message. Jeez, I wonder how many of you, if any, read to the end of this?

Until the next update (Which I really hope is soon!) Thank you!

~May Mapleshade Be Loved Again