House of Legacy of Kain
(I don't currently have any ideas for "Behind the scenes LOK." Therefore, I'm starting on a new fanfic that gives me more to work with. This first chapter is basically a greeting and rules/regulations for everyone staying there; think of it as a residence hall policy but for vampires, sorcerers, humans etc. R&R)
Welcome to Kramer House Characters of Legacy of Kain!
"We serve eternally just for you."
We are Jack and Louise Kramer and we look forward to having you stay with us for centuries to come. We hope to give you the best of service and most pleasant stay.
As happy as we are to welcome you to our home there are some rules that everyone must abide by.
Rules
No fighting in the house!
As new residents of Kramer house everyone is expected to act civilized and have respect for each other. The house is not a battleground or a place to absolve your anger against a personal foe(s). If there are any disagreements with your neighbor or someone that is staying on the same floor as you please see either me, or Mrs. Kramer so this may be resolved as soon as possible. Otherwise as grown men and women there shouldn't be any issues in this criteria.
If any fighting occurs within Kramer house, there will be consequences. You may be asked to move out of your room, and possibly Kramer house altogether.
While we are on the subject there are also requirements for your rooms.
Room maintenance
For many generations the Kramer family has kept this house in outstanding condition. We only ask that you do the same.
Please keep your rooms clean, and throw away all garbage. And please do not keep any stale food or drinks (blood including) in your rooms. As this can attract flies, rats, etc.
Do not make us do room checks! If there begins to be a problem with pests in the house all food/drinks will be banned in your rooms!
While half of you don't require sleep others do appreciate the peace.
Please be courteous of the ones living besides, and across from you. While your rooms are indeed a place for your privacy and serenity there are not soundproof walls anywhere in the house.
All loud music must be off by 10 p.m.
Please use your inside voices after 11 p.m.
There are no times as to when you should have your lights on/off by; or bed times. You are not children; that is all on you!
Bathrooms: You are all required to take out your own trash. And if you bathe please try not to use all the hot water. Every floor has four water heaters; please be considerate and don't waste/overuse the hot water.
Rules for Kitchen, Gym, Pool:
CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF! WE DO NOT HAVE MAIDS. AND MRS. KRAMER AND I ARE NOT YOUR PARENTS! CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES!
Please respect the equipment and tools in these areas.
Special note: As we know many of you have a different diet. Once every two weeks a trip will be made to the market in order to purchase or acquire your necessities.
ALL VAMPIRES: DO NOT BRING DEAD CORPSES IN THE HOUSE! THAT'S WHY YOU DO NOT HAVE CURFEWS! WE WILL ASK YOU TO LEAVE IF A DECEASED BODY IS FOUND!
NO PROSTITUTES IN KRAMER HOUSE! Same rule applies. We will ask you to leave!
Rules for Training room:
Fighting/sparring is of course allowed in the training rooms. However, any brawls you had in the training room must stay in the training room! And remember if any blood, sweat, etc. is spilt in the training room please clean up after yourselves!
Rules for the library
Absolutely no food in the library! If I see or find wrappers of any kind I will find you, and make you clean the whole library by hand! There are at least 35 sections and each section has at least 1,000 books in it. Unless you have a lot of free time on your hands do not bring food in the library!
Maintenance
If there are any leaks, cracks, or issues within anywhere of the Kramer residence please let either Mrs. Kramer or I know so this may be taken care of as soon as possible. Please do not try to fix it yourself; unless you know what you are doing! We are trying to preserve Kramer house.
As these rules may be over-whelming for you please understand that there are many of us living together in the same house. In order to make this a pleasant stay for you and I rules must be made to obtain order and peace. I only hope that over time we can all be civil and live together in a way that makes us family.
If there are any questions or concerns, please speak to either me or Mrs. Kramer. Otherwise contact us by phone.
Kramer phone: 589-382-7475
We look forward to having you stay with us!
"We serve eternally just for you."
Thank you for your cooperation
Sincerely, Jack Kramer (Host)
Louise Kramer (Hostess)