Edward – Jacob
Jacob – Edward
Edward – Jacob
Jacob – Edward
Jacob – Ok this is getting old, can we just get to the point.
Edward – Jac- I mean yes, yes we can.
Edward – Here is the deal
*inhales*
Edward – Well ever since Bella ran off Seth, I can't stop thinking about one thing…
Jacob – And what is that?
Edward – Well you know it's just the pain of rejection makes you feel crazy things….
Jacob – And….
Edward – Well ever since me and Bella were good together but the whole time I all I could think about was how it didn't feel right ….
Jacob – Oh my god Edward are you telling me you're a transsexual?
Edward – What! No! I'm trying to tell you that…. I love you….
*awkward silence*
Jacob – What!?
Edward - …nited airlines. I love united airlines
Jacob – Ok….you know you're seriously messed up?
Edward – I get that a lot…
Jacob – So….I'm going to leave now
*opens door*
Jacob – don't ….follow me…..
Edward – Ok … ill see you tomorrow then.
Jacob – Why?
*Edward disappears*
Jacob – Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight