Sion looked around Summoner's Rift and thought, "I really wanna put in my zombie cock into someone"
He walked through the tri-bush and saw Shrek had just got Baron buff.
"Hola amante del zombi sexy," Shrek said.
Sion replied, "I don't speak Chinese. Wanna fuck me zomibe dick?"
"Si."
Sion ran over and yelled "MY PASSIVE IS CALL FEEL NO PAIN. THIS MEANS YOU WILL FEEL NO PAIN DURING FUCK ME, SHREK"
Shrek replied, " Alguna vez has hecho roleplay con tu pap te encantadora cervatillo?"
Sion screamed, "DON'T WORRY, I WILL NOT USE DEATH'S CARESS ON YOU. BUT I WILL, HOWEVER, USE CRYPTIC GAZE INTO YOUR EYES AND THEN USE ENRAGE ON ME ZOMBE PENIS"
Shrek moaned and pulled off all his clothes.
Sion took one look at Shrek's massive dick and said, "I think I will, however, use Cannibalism on that cock boy"
Shrek smiled and said, "Me enamora. Que me hables con tu boca. Me enamora. Que me eleves hasta el cielo. Me enamora. Que de mi sea tu alma so adora."
Sion shouted "Oppan shrekken style" and began dancing Gangnam Style inside of Shrek's tight green asshole.
Shrek responded, " S ! S ! S ! No te lo pienses!"
Sion thrusted away at the ass canals with his manhood and felt the slimy caress of Shrek's shit rubbing against his dead, meaty cock with each push. Every single thrust into that fat fucking ogre ass gave Sion intense pleasure beyond anything he ever felt. The maggots in his testicles were squirming with vigor, ready to shoot into the man canyon that resided just above them, but Sion made them wait. For it was time...
To eat out Shrek's ass.
Shrek asked, "Stop? Ogro enojado bien! Por qu stop?"
"Im gonna eat out your ass"
"Mierda tonto onions dejar de estar con hacer las cosas yo soy t sabes amarme por favor con donkey."
"okay."
Sion got on his hands and shoulders and ripped out his own tongue out to use as a dead flesh dildo on Shrek's pleasured ass.
Sion asked while he dildoed, "What is ur fav book, bro?"
"El Grande Gatsby"
"Oh."
"Por favor onions, dame el sexo."
"This is far from ogre, friend."
Sion pulled out his top incisor tooth and lashed Shrek's left testicles with it, opening a gaping wound and causing it to spill much bloods.
Shrek winced in pain and yelled asking, " Por qu los burros no llevan chalecos?!"
Sion drank the blood and said, "Ever read My Immortal?"
"Chicos malos, chicos malos, qu vas a hacer? Qu vas a hacer cuando vengan por ustedes?"
Sion replied, "Yes," and lashed the other testicle.
Shrek came a bloody cum mixture into Sion's dead nose. Sion snorted and the cumblood mixed into his vaynes. Sion was already half Shrek at this point, he needed to bring himself even further.
Just then, Sion felt a batch of Teemo shrooms at his buttocks. He pulled them up and used them to stretch out Sion's dickhole.
"Una libra de pescado. Muy onions muy bueno, un pez libras. Muy, donkey muy barato, un pez libras," Shrek said.
Shrek continued, "Voy a shooooooooooooooooooot!"
Shrek continued again, "La lucha contra el fuego con fuego, eh?"
"Stfu the fuck up"
Sion jammed his dick down Shrek's dick, killing him instantly. This taught Sion Chinese, so he began speaking it as he fucked the dead ogre.
"Realmente jodido ogros odio y Lux qu co o jodido perra ninguno de ustedes sabe nada de espa ol que conoce mis escr pulos como zombi que folla Shrek muerto," he shouted in pleasure.
He continued, "Shrek! Como estas! Solapas grandes!"
Sion fucked Shrek's decaying dickhole until he began to viciously rip into his bowels and stomach, pouring all sorts of vile ogre fluids and acids onto his dead cock. It burned Sion's entire lower body off, but before he died, he fusion danced with Shrek's dead body and became...
ANGRY OGRE.
Angry Ogre got up and ulted all over the ground. The semen was beautiful. He shouted, "MAS SOPA POR FAVOR!"
Then he walked away.
The End.