Chapter 1: Prologue

Rain-XiX here with a remastered version of my old fic, since the old one wasn't well thought out or paced and had quite a few grammar problems.

This fic is dedicated to almost all the neglected and leaving Naruto fics, though is in no way intentioned to bash on them. I'm just taking a composite version of the most popular neglected naruto troupes that got adopted as well and mashing them up into one character.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Highschool DxD, if I did then older Naruto's look wouldn't have me questioning if Minato is really his dad and not Jiraiya.

Prologue: Meeting Naruto Uzumaki

It was a quiet day in kuoh and one teen was making his way towards its prestigious high school that recently turned co-ed.

Looking at the teen, any bystander could make very easy observations about him, he looked around 18, had an average noticeable height of 5 ft. 9, with an above average physique, his spiky black hair that spiked out in all directions with some bangs falling to his forehead, deep brown eyes and the most interesting characteristic about him being three feint thin lines on each cheek that one might mistake for whiskers if one looked close enough.

The teen had the kuoh academy uniform on which consisted of black slacks, a black blazer was draped over his shoulders and a white dress shirt which was left untucked with the red tie lose and his bag slung over his shoulder. Walking at a slow pace, the only expressions anyone could confidently say were boredom and sleepiness apparent on his face.

"If I ever meet the genius that thought of making schools and making them this damn early, well there's gonna be hell to pay" the raven haired youth mumbled to himself. Not knowing the fact he'd probably have to fight an entire government for that. This isn't one piece so that won't be happening...for now.

Arriving at his destination, the teen silently admired the European design of the academy with a low hmm, it was always classy whenever he looked at it. Deciding to not waste his time, the teen made his way to his class before he got late.

The teen made his way towards his class which was 3A, he had transferred during his second year of high school because of a certain incident in his old school. He was amongst the first batch of boys to enter the now co-ed school. His first year in the academy was relatively quiet.

The ratio of boys to girls was a mere 1 to 50, which led to very awkward interactions and clique formations. He was one of the few who ended up being a loner mostly because of the fact no one from his old school transferred here and the people he had approached didn't really click with him. It was fine though, he kept in touch with some of his old friends.

School had become a routine and he was hoping that his last year would go normally as well.

Finding his seat near the second last row, close to the window, which he felt was very cliché. The teen got to his seat after putting his bag down and promptly slumped down and admired the morning sky through the window.

'And people say this seat is reserved for the protagonists in manga and anime. I've had a completely normal year with nothing bad happening' he thought to himself in mindless boredom, completely oblivious to the fact he had just tempted fate. And fate was one bitch you never tempted well unless you were a masochist or retarded.

Hearing the chatter of his classmates, he decided to check his mail. Taking out his phone from his pocket, he decided to check out his mail and grinned happily when his favorite manga got an update, if you asked him if he was into literature this is what he'd show you. If you thought his to be a little uncultured he'd think you were a little constipated.

"Good morning class" hearing his homeroom teacher, the teen sighed before putting his phone away lest he catch her eye. The woman could really get on someone's case if she thought they were ignoring her on purpose. Following the class rep with the traditional Japanese school greeting which was a pain in his opinion, he sat back down and decided to take out his book while he's at it.

The class went on normally as usual for twenty minutes before a knock on the class door was heard.

"Come in" answered the teacher and as if the class door was some magical gateway that popped out teenage girl's wet dreams, a tall blonde male walked in with looks of some super model that should not be possible unless it was genetic engineering or really selective breeding both of which were really gross. And when the class took in his appearance, immediately they went into an uproar which have been equal to if the worst teacher on campus had quit.

"OH my god! He's gorgeous!" cried a girl as if possessed.

"Is he single?!" cried another one that didn't seem to be very faithful.

"He and kiba-kun would make an amazing couple in my doujin!" murmured an excited girl as blood dripped down her nose. She should really check that out.

"He's going to be mine!" exclaimed a daring one who probably either had too much confidence or psychological issues.

"Damn it another pretty boy" grumbled one of the boys. The dating scene around the world was getting worse, Japanese men did not need more competition.

"Seriously? Why me?" grumbled another in despair at his chances of getting a girlfriend.

'What's all the fuss about?' the raven haired teen decided to look at the object of his class's current affection and animosity.

The new arrival was a 6 ft. 6 teen, with blonde spiky locks with some red highlights mixed in. He had ocean blue eyes and three whisker marks on his cheeks that were much darker and visible than his. He had a swimmers build and his face had soft features and was quite angular compared to his slightly round and angular face.

'Damn he looks like a much taller, good looking version of myself, what the hell?! Was dad actually a player?!' the teen thought to himself incredulously as he watched the entire female portion of the class be infatuated with the new kid.

If you would take the time to critically analyze the height of the blond you'd notice the fact that most of the girls look like midgets next to him. Considering the fact the average 17 year old Japanese girl is 5'2. But that fact certainly won't discourage these females prepping for an upcoming war.

The teen noted the blonde give the teacher some paper, which she read and raised a brow in interest.

"Oh looks like we have two Naurtos in our class now" the teacher mumbled to herself but the raven teen heard her and raised his brows in confusion.

"All right please introduce yourself to the class" the teacher asked the blonde who nodded and looked towards the class with a handsome smile that probably made a couple of ovaries explode. Don't question the biology behind it.

"Good morning everyone, My name is Naruto Uzumaki Gremory and I'll be joining your class as of today, my likes are ramen, training and my precious people, my dislikes are the 3 minute wait for ramen, liars, traitors, hypocrites and those who would harm my precious people, my hobbies are training, gardening, cooking and having a good time and my dream is a secret" the blonde finished with a cheeky grin along with holding a finger to his lips and the female population squealed at the cute face on the 6'6 foot giant while talking loudly about his cuteness, hotness, coolness and overall awesomeness right in front of him and some of the more daring ones even about having his babies.

His very presence seems to have a madness inducing effect which made people lose their self-control and give the concept of believability a big middle finger.

The raven haired teen sweat dropped at the introduction and the reaction 'She asked for an introduction not your life story, secondly who does like liars, hypocrites etc? And who would want to risk getting sent to jail because of assault in this day and age? That's worse than death. Lastly why are all the girls acting as if he's the fusion of one direction and Bieber?'

The teen's thoughts were interrupted when the teacher looked at the new arrival strangely "Are you by any chance related to Rias Gremory?"

The blonde merely grinned as he looked at the object of question in the class and winked at her, causing her to blush "Yeah we're siblings" Those simple words caused the class to go into more chatter about him.

"Oh I see, well why don't you have that empty seat over there next to Naruto Namikaze-kun?" Teacher asked with a smile.

Naruto Namikaze could have sworn he saw the blonde Naruto murder him in multiple ways when their eyes met but it was gone in an instant and the blonde merely smiled at him.

Now most people from sheltered backgrounds would have had a mini seizure or collapsed from such an experience but Naruto Namikaze was many things. Brash, stubborn and desensitized to death was also one of them. You may wonder how? Well you'd find your answer in the nearest gamestop or any other game store. Naruto Namikaze was no bitch.

Making his way to the seat next to him the Uzumaki took his seat and sat down, turning to look at him the blonde grinned "Yo kinda funny we have the same name huh? But then again maelstrom is an awesome name"

Naruto sweat dropped since the origin of his name was not that interesting, that was actually the first time he was told his name meant anything else other than fishcake "Well actually fish cake sounded delicious to my dad so I go it from there" the blonde smiled strangely at the answer and nodded without saying a word.

Class went on normally after that except the raven haired Naruto noted Rias and Akeno the two most popular girls of the school give glances to the blonde Uzumaki from time to time.

'Not my business anyways' Naruto thought to himself.

Classes went on normally enough till break time.

Later

Naruto grinned happily to himself as held the plastic bag full of at least 20 different sandwiches and a couple of drinks that he got from the cafeteria.

The raven haired Namikaze always had an unusually high appetite as long as he could remember but then again it ran in the family so he didn't care much.

Making his way to the roof to enjoy some peace and quiet while eating, Naruto quickly increased his pace.

"Ah bon Appetit" murmured the raven haired teen with a grin before inhaling his food in less than five minutes.

"Ah that hit the spot" the teen rubbed his stomach his satisfaction, looking at the school from the roof was quite a site and he never got why people didn't try it but more peace for him he guessed. It also gave him occasional scenes of people confessing to each other and the awkward reactions which ranged from sad to down right hilarious.

Doing his regular viewing of the beautiful scenery the raven teen noted something particular and that was the crimson hair of one Rias Gremory he noted from the window of the occult research club and her blonde supposed brother.

Rias Gremory and her friend Akeno Himejima were interacting with Naruto Uzumaki Gremory. "They look like they're having fun" the teen mumbled to himself and something strange happened when the blonde Uzumaki snapped his eyes towards his direction and made direct eye contact with him.

"What the?" a chill ran up the Namikaze's spine when they made eye contact and he decided it'd probably be better if he got the hell out of there.

Time Skip

A month had passed since the arrival of the blonde Gremory and he had promptly made a name for himself as the king of kuoh, please don't ask how that happened since it involves a very cliché scene of him trash talking the popular kids and hurting their fifies. There was an inauguration and everything too. He also had quite a large company of beautiful females around him all the time.

And by beautiful I mean the type to whose pictures you do naughty things to when alone in your room. The type of things you wouldn't even confess in a confessional.

'What's up with people and weird titles? And how the hell does that guy have a freaking harem in the 21st century?' Naruto thought to himself as noted the blonde Uzumaki going around the campus followed by his flock of girls that included Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Xenovia, Yuuma and Kuroka.

The raven haired Namikaze had more than once caught the blonde in typical harem-esque situations around campus with his cursedly strong eye sight.

He was beginning to think that life itself was messing with him and was taunting him to get a girlfriend but those thoughts were squashed by even more important thoughts, that far outweighed pursuing relationships with females and that was.

'What's for dinner I wonder?' yep the Namikaze totally, definitely had more important thoughts to consider than wasting it on a girlfriend.

Can a girlfriend make you happy as much as a sandwich can? You're saying she can make one? You naïve child. It's the 21st century, women can only eat them these days. So you better start learning how to cook.

Your waifus are not real unfortunately. Well at least until trump makes anime real.

"GRRRR" …Yes that was his stomach growling by the way. Its power far supersedes his libido. His dick is his stomach's little bitch.

"Man should I get a snack on the way home or should I wait it out?" Naruto thought to himself as he made his way home through the park on the way home.

Hearing rustling, the Namikaze turned his head towards the sound and a second later a figure appeared in his line of sight. Naruto blinked not trusting his eyes at the strange phenomenon.

He quickly noted the figure was definitely female due to the large bulge in the chest area and if his skill at reading breast sizes was as good as his food tag reading then he'd tell you with a whistle it was double Ds. She was around 5 ft. 6 with golden blonde hair in a long pony tail that reached her waist, he couldn't see her face due to the Japanese style wolf mask covering it. He also noted that she had a stunning figure that could easily match Rias even while it was mostly hidden due to the armor type clothes she was wearing which looked like a mismatch of old and modern ninja style clothes. The color scheme consisted of grey and black for camouflage purposes.

'Cosplay?' was the first thing that came to mind.

"Nii-san we finally found you." Was the first thing that came from her voice which to his sensitive ears sounded like it was altered somehow? The correct answer is voice altering device.

Naruto blinked in incredulity, first the Uzumaki that looked similar to him and now this girl that was calling him nii-san, his dad will have to answer some questions after this. Sure he blew off the first occasion of his slight similarity to the real life harem protagonist as mere coincidence but this was really pushing it. He really hoped he didn't have siblings he didn't know about.

"What? You mean me?" Naruto asked dumbfounded at the question while pointing at himself.

"Give it up dope, you're not getting away this time" said a male voice that instantly appeared next to the blonde female.

His gear was similar to her, only it was made for a male and his mask was reminiscent of a hawk while his raven hair made him think of a duck's ass. Hey don't question him, it was the first thought that came to him.

Naruto stared at the duo before looking around the area to see if there were any hidden cameras around and he was possibly being pranked on some cheesy tv show. Because if it was, they should really fire the director in his opinion.

"Stop the act Naruto, we've had to travel and search for months to find you and we're not going back without you" the hawk masked ninja continued with an irritated tone.

"Do I know you guys?" Naruto asked completely confused before two other individuals made their presence known, the new arrivals being a male and female with the same attire as their comrades.

The only difference being the male had spiky brown hair and was riding a dog bigger than a full grown tiger while the female had bluish hair in a hime style. Their masks were a dog and crane respectively.

'Am I about to be mugged by a bunch of cosplayers?' Naruto thought to himself.

He needn't have worried about that though, most cosplayers might have amazing crafting skills. Shit fighting skills though. Unknown to him there was only one cosplayer in the world that should be taken seriously but she was more than well off to resort to mugging a teen whose sole source of income was his weekly pocket money.

"Yep that's definitely him but it's odd I don't sense him lying" The dog masked ninja said in a gruff voice. Naruto thought he might be trying to imitate a certain clawed mutant from marvel comics but most Japanese were allergic to western comics so that couldn't be. That and his real voice was probably still settling in from puberty so his altered voice was just awkward. Imagine Adam sandler trying to sound gruff.

"What do you mean?" asked the blonde female, never taking her eyes off him. Naruto didn't know if he should feel flattered here.

"He does smell like Naruto but at the same time it's different and I can smell a lie really well and he isn't" was the reply.

"Crane check to see if it's him or not then" the raven haired ninja ordered after the statement and the bluenette nodded.

Naruto himself felt sort of violated for some odd reason when the blue haired girl looked at him, even if he couldn't see her face. Like he was stripped naked and ogled by an audience. Doesn't help that he can't tell if the bluenette is pretty or not. Hey he's still a guy.

After a moment, the blue haired girl seemed to tremble lightly for a second and started to shake her head, "I-I don't know h-how it's possible but he's not Naruto-kun" she stated and all the ninja wannabes looked at him strangely even with their masks on. Synchronized reactions were weird to look at from an outsiders perspective.

"What are you talking about? It should be him, well they have the same scent and he should look like that even if we saw him eight years ago, well at least he looks like Hokage-sama, the similarities are uncanny" the raven haired man said but the bluenette shook her head.

"No y-you don't understand, he doesn't have the same chakra coils, rather he doesn't have any chakra coils like our Naruto or any chakra coils at all" the bluenette answered.

"So he's not even from the nations?" the blonde inquired while going slightly slack which he barely noticed had it not been for the fact her bosom seem to giggle quite attractively.

"Most likely" was the reply. The bluenette seemed to deflate as she answered.

"Um I think you guys are looking for Naruto Uzumaki Gremory, I know we sort of lookalike but that's the guy, you're looking for I think" Naruto said unsure before he felt like he was being watched by hawks. Welp that was the last time he opened his mouth. He was never the best mood reader he was told sometimes.

He has been told numerous times.

"Go on" demanded the raven ninja as if he was owed answers. The guy really needed a lesson in politeness.

"Well he goes to the same school and class as me, kuoh academy class 3-A" Naruto answered and the four nodded.

"Umm was this prank or whatever for him or something? Because it wasn't really good in my opinion" Naruto decided to ask while rubbing the back of his neck. He always appreciated a good prank. So long as he was not on the receiving end. Hey he never said he was some paragon of virtue. Sue him.

"Thanks for the help" was all he heard from the blonde before they disappeared from his eye sight.

"The hell? That guy must have a really exciting life… also rude, could have answered my question" Naruto said before shrugging and going home, his appetite was lost. Which promptly came back ten minutes later with a vengeance.

Next Week

'Am I in an anime?' Naruto thought to himself as a very anime like scene was playing out right in front of him, the four people he had encountered were now in school uniform and he could now see their faces.

'There is no way in hell it could be anyone else and wasn't this class full anyways? When did they make more space? Also wasn't that seat supposed to be Aizawa's?' The Namikaze lamented to himself.

Yes it was, they made some 'arrangements' and also fuck Aizawa.

The four who introduced themselves as Kasumi Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Kiba Inuzuka and Hinata Hyuuga had apparently transferred to their school.

What bothered him were the odd looks of hatred and annoyance? The blonde uzumaki was giving them while the other blonde female Kasumi looked at her fellow blonde with sad and remorseful eyes?

While he was above average at noticing things like that at the best of times, he wasn't an expert at it either. It depended on the person's face honestly.

The four had taken their seats which he was sure belonged to some of his classmates he didn't bother remembering and class had continued but he had a feeling things would get even weirder.

He did have a good intuition.

Time Skip

Another month had passed and Naruto noted that the blonde Gremory's harem had increased yet again and what was even worse was he had accidently caught the blonde about to kiss the Kasumi on the roof during yesterday's break.

It had been an awkward day yesterday and it got worse when Kasumi had asked him to talk to her during break.

At first an awkward silence was present between the two before Naruto broke it with a promise of not saying anything about it, he had seen oreimo so he was sort of cool with it, the guy was living an anime life style anyways so what if there's a little tinsy bit of incest in it? Thinking about the future is for nerds anyways.

But things slowly escalated to the point where Kasumi explained to him that she came from the elemental nations, a hidden continent on the other side of the world with super powered ninjas and that she was from the village of konoha.

Apparently her father was the leader of the village and on the day she and her twin Naruto were born a ninetails fox was unleashed on their village, her father on the behest of their mother, decided to use an experimental sealing technique that would spare his life to defeat the beast. The technique separated the chakra of a being from its host for a short period of time.

However, it worked differently on tailed beasts since by separating the chakra and sealing it in her, he had to seal the consciousness of it somewhere else and that was inside her brother. Later by adding other seals to the original he planned on making her a powerful defender of the village with the power of the kyuubi.

During their childhood they had paid all their attention to her and none to her brother, because the new seals were still experimental and they had to take every precaution to ensure she didn't end up exploding or worse. And they were really working hard at getting that parent of year award, so having your kid explode like a water balloon randomly was not part of the agenda.

But her brother was left out because of it and this continued till their tenth birthday because kids somehow get super maturity for some reason at this age and think they can do anything.

Anyways when she was announced the heir to the uzumaki clan, the next day her brother was gone from the village with copies of their clan and their father's jutsus as well.

Their parents had used all their resources to find him but couldn't, it wasn't till her god father Jiraiya by accident heard word of his name that they arranged a dangerous retrieval mission to get him back. The man was conveniently connected to places that aren't even related to his country for some reason.

"Wait wait you're telling me he left because your parents didn't pay him any attention or loved him?" Naruto asked in confusion while scratching his head. That sounded like something a privileged first world rich kid would write that didn't know parents aren't obligated to do everything that the kid expects them to do.

"Yes, I was a really spoiled kid back then so I used to tease him about it too, how could I have been so stupid?" Kasumi answered with her head lowered, she didn't exactly know why she was telling him, a civilian so much but she reasoned it to him looking similar to her father and on some note to her brother.

Ironic that this stranger looked more like her father's son than her own brother. Minato Namikaze was certainly a handsome man but not panty wetting/dropping level. He was neither an incubus or a teenage pretty boy with autotunes.

It also helped to finally confessing it to someone too.

Naruto scratched his head, he didn't understand the reasoning behind the blonde Gremory's actions whatsoever "I don't get it" the ever blunt Naruto stated.

Kasumi looked at him in confusion "Did they beat him up or do anything bad to him?" she quickly shook her head at the question.

"Then he's being a little selfish brat, he does realize that while they didn't pay him attention, they provided a roof over his head, fed him, clothed him, got him anything he might have needed and the reason they did it is more than justified, they had all their lives to spend time with him but they didn't have the luxury of getting their eyes off of you, since had you died not only would they lose you but even more lives could have been lost since y'know giant angry demon fox thing" Naruto said as he looked at her with an intensity in his eyes and a power in his voice.

Let it not be said that Naruto had no charisma. He can certainly change people with deep mental or emotional issues that have been festering for too long. Some people might say that's what a psychiatrist is for…

"Has he ever read the news? There are kids out there that are sold by their parents because they don't have any money, some kids are forced to do child labor while others are forced to prostitution and there are even kids that die because their parents can't provide the necessary day to day necessities. Heck there are even parents who let nannies raise their kids while they tour the world or something, now those kids have every right to complain but they don't because life is never easy it has ups and downs throughout the whole journey. There are orphans who would want nothing more than a sliver of love from their parent's y'know" Naruto said passionately while his opinion of his lookalike dropped significantly.

Looking at it in a detached manner, it was nothing more than a stupid tantrum being thrown that lasts for years on end.

Throughout his speech Kasumi came to realize he had a point but she still couldn't get rid of the guilty feeling she had inside.

"And if you're feeling sorry for what you did then don't; you were a kid and you didn't know better, that's why we grow so that we know what's right and wrong and every family has problems Kasumi-san, but they don't run away because of them but rather they fasten their belts and get to fixing them… I'm sorry but your brother is being a whiny little shit" Naruto finished.

"But what about being the clan head, he was born first so it was his birth right" Kasumi continued and Naruto looked at her strangely

"But wasn't the previous head a woman too? Maybe your parents wanted to do it because of tradition or something or maybe because he wasn't mature enough considering he left the safety of his home because your parents didn't love him enough, and into a world of ninjas where he could have been killed at any time… Kasumi-san the ultimate proof of a parents love is the moment the child is born and they're named because no woman would have a child if she didn't want it… in my opinion your brother was the one who spit on your families love and left and you're feeling guilty for him, don't because it's not your fault" Naruto finished and Kasumi looked at him as if he had answers to all the questions in the world.

Just don't ask him for help with your math homework.

Naruto looking at the awed look blushed slightly and rubbed the back of his neck and smiled "Well at least that's my opinion"

Kasumi simply nodded, too busy thinking over the words from someone outside her circle, who wasn't biased and simply looked at the situation as it was and gave her new insight.

"Well um guess I have to go" Naruto said when he heard the class bell.

Later

THUD

"Oww" Naruto said as he got up from the punch the furious blonde Gremory gave him, apparently after Kasumi had a talk with him the next day she gave her brother a piece of her mind and the blonde Gremory decided to teach him a lesson since he didn't know the meaning of pain and loneliness he had felt.

Apparently loneliness felt like your nose was clogged with blood and boggers.

Touching his nose, Naruto noted it was bleeding badly and most likely broken, still wanting to defend himself he got into an amateurish boxing stance and tried to defend himself.

He refused to simply take a beating without even trying. It just wasn't in his nature. He was a fighter. Both in the literal and metaphorical sense. When shit hit the fan, he would dodge and then beat up the retard that threw shit at the fan.

The blonde Uzumaki merely smirked and decided to continue the onslaught, the raven haired shit was a nobody in his opinion with nothing going on for him except look like him a little and having a name that personally disgusted him.

The beat down continued for a full five minutes in reality but Naruto felt like it was an eternity and was sure he had broken ribs, fractured arms and legs with several injured organs most likely and his blonde opponent didn't have so much as a scratch on him.

Don't ask how he could think up such a detailed analysis of his own injuries while being beat up.

"I'm bored… so I'm going to end this" the blonde said and went for a punch, Naruto closed his eyes and waited for the sweet embrace of unconsciousness but it didn't come.

Opening his eyes, he wasn't sure if he was knocked out or the person standing in front of him and holding the blondes punch back was none other than…

"Dad?"

Chapter 2: Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Genes are convenient cheats…

Naruto Namikaze barely managed to make out the image of his father's back due to the blurry vision he currently had.

Standing in front of him was a man of 5 ft 9 with a lean muscular build, wild spiky raven hair that jetted out like a pineapple. He was wearing a gray zip up hoodie over a black shirt that had team 4 star written on it, dark blue jeans and white sneakers.

The man held the blonde Uzumaki's fist casually and gave a smirk "I think that's enough, don't you think?" he questioned in a smooth manly voice. Not in high pitched retarded one that simply ruins the mood.

Uzumaki blinked for a second before removing his fist and narrowed his eyes at the new arrival "Who're you?"

"I'm his Dad and I'd appreciate it if you stopped beating up my son" the man replied calmly yet the threat was there.

Uzumaki blinked for second before clicking his tongue and turning around "Whatever just make sure he doesn't rub his nose where it doesn't belong" and with that he left in flash of orange.

Naruto was told by Kasumi that all supernatural beings a unwritten code to keep civvies from figuring out about magic and what not. Looks like his blonde counterpart was not given that memo.

Turning around the older man looked towards his son and smiled grimly "He really did a number on you huh champ?" he questioned.

Naruto looked at his father and tried to answer but his body finally succumbed to his injuries and he fainted, luckily his father caught him before he hit the ground.

"Your mom is not going to be very happy…" and with that both father and son disappeared in an instant.

There would be blue balls in the future for sure.

Later

Naruto finally woke up to see he was in his bed, looking around his room, he noticed nothing out of the ordinary till his memories finally rushed to his head and he remembered what happened.

"Dad! You home?" quickly getting off his queen sized bed and ignoring his ps4 and alienware gaming systems that were placed right across his bed temptingly, he made his way to the living room.

Was the fact mentioned that he didn't notice that he was completely healed.

The sight he came to was his red headed mother whose long red hair was moving as if it had a life of its own and in a manner similar to nine tails swinging, she was circling her husband like a predator does its prey and did I mention she was holding a very big frying pan?

Her husband on the other hand was circling in the opposite direction to her while sweating profusely and trying while failing miserably to placate her.

This is domestic violence kids, DV is not good. If you know someone suffering from DV call the police unless it's a man because fuck men. Did you know there's only one DV shelter amongst the 1500 that accepts men in the US? There's your equality right there.

"Goku-kun what did I tell you we should do, when he was still a child?" asked his mother in a sickeningly sweet voice that promised lots of pain and blue balls for a very long time.

"Uh that we should train him as soon as he's able?" replied her husband with a stutter in his voice.

"And what did you say? Hmm?" was the sing-song retort.

"Aw c'mon Kushina! I just wanted him to have a normal childhood that I couldn't give to them!"

"That was a low blow Goku-kun but that's beside the point, look at what's happened because of it? my baby boy was beaten like rocky beats his punching bags! Oh now he's going to be unpopular at school! All the girls will think he's a dork and he'll be depressed forever. Then he'll become a NEET and start living with us in our basement and I'll never to get see my platoon of grandchildren! I wanted a team for baseball and one for football!" the mother wailed and went into a sobbing fit while throwing the frying pan at her husband who nimbly dodged and proceeded to weave a sigh of relief.

Having seen enough Naruto called out in embarrassment "MOM!"

Both his parents looked towards him, his father exhaled a sigh of relief when his mother stopped her hunt of him and glomped his son in a hug.

"My little Naruto! Are you okay? Please tell me you're not going to be a NEET and still have plans on getting a girlfriend?" Kushina asked hysterically while Goku sighed.

Let it not be said that Kushina Namikaze was not in the market of a new clan of her own. It's a last survivor thing…

"MOM I'm fine, I'm not going to be a NEET and it's too early for me to have a girlfriend!" Naruto replied while trying and failing to remove his mother off of him.

He may or not have certain feelings of shame at the fact he could not over power his mother.

Seeing his son needing his help Goku walked over and removed Kushina off Naruto, which got him a glare from her.

Finally getting free Naruto looked at both of his parents "So how long was I out for?"

Goku looked at the clock in the living room, "I'd say about half an hour"

Naruto looked at his dad in shock "Wait I was pretty sure I had broken bones and everything, how am I still in one piece?"

Goku sighed at the question before looking at his wife who nodded towards him.

"Look Naruto there are some things we'd like to tell you, it's a long story and will take a while, how about we tell you the short version now?" Goku asked his son, who nodded.

You might wonder why Goku couldn't explain everything then and there? Well what's the suspense in that?

The family of three moved to the couches in the living room and took their seats, with the parents sitting together and Naruto across from them.

Goku held Kushina's hand when she leaned on him for support "Ok so let's see… how about I start from the beginning?... hmm first off I'm not from this universe, actually I'm not even human, I'm from an alien race called the Saiyans, the Saiyans were a warrior race with limitless potential that were wiped off by an intergalactic overlord called Frieza who saw them as a threat, I and several others survived the destruction of our planet because we were off of it when it happened, I grew up on a different world with no memories of my heritage due to me hitting my head as a child, I grew up thinking I was human and had lots of adventures with the friends I made along the way, got married and had a kid then my brother showed up and kidnapped him-"

"Wait I don't remember being kidnapped" Naruto asked confused

"Oh that's because it wasn't you who was kidnapped it was Gohan-"

"Wait who's Gohan?! In fact why does that Uzumaki asshole and I look similar?! How many siblings do I have?!"

Goku sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose "Only two and they're dead, I don't know why that guy looks similar to you, maybe it's a coincidence now can I continue?"

Naruto nodded slowly, he was sure his dad was telling the truth but you'd have to spare him some skepticism.

"Ok so where was I? oh right… so Gohan gets kidnapped, so me and an old enemy of mine work together and save him, my heritage was revealed between the events and I sacrificed myself in order to save Gohan-"

"But you're alive?!" Naruto interrupted again. Naruto wasn't sure how he could handle a ghost dad. Or if he was half ghost. How does that work anyways?

"Yes and I was brought back to life-"

"How?"

"Dragon balls?..." Kushina promptly slapped Naurto for the face he made.

"Clean up that dirty mind young man!"

"Seven orange colored crystal orbs with different number of stars on them…" Goku explained with a pointed look and Naruto grinned awkwardly while rubbing the back of his head.

"SO I'm going to fast forward now, got back to life, fight new badies who wanted to destroy the earth or want immortality or both, went to an alien world to bring back buddies that died fighting alien badies and fought Frieza over there, became a legendary warrior while fighting frieza, came back, met the future son of my rival who is nothing like his dad, fought androids-"

"Androids?" Naruto questioned

Goku sighed "God damn it, biologically engineered humans"

"Oh so cyborgs?"

"No androids, ask the asshole who made them-" Goku got wacked in the head for swearing by Kushina.

"Anyways fought another creepy bug like android who was made of my and other fighters cells and was aptly named cell, won there by sacrificing myself and helped Gohan finish cell off, time skip 7 years, got another son while I was dead and no one bothered to contact me though to be fair no one had the ability to telepathically contact me while I was outside the observable universe and in a realm of the dead, anyways a new badie showed up, this was a pink gum like demon thing" Goku narrowed his eyes at Naruto daring him to ask redundant questions at this point.

"No question but guess I can say android beats iphone?" Naruto said with a grin and his parents sighed in amusement before Goku continued.

"Beat him too, time skip again, met the god of destruction of my universe who was a cool cat named Beerus and yes pun intended, he was a bipedal cat that could talk and break dance" Naruto stared at Goku after this.

Goku shrugged.

The god that destroys entire worlds is a hairless cat that has a thing for food and can break dance.

"Anyways he was going to destroy the earth for no reason and in order to save the world I had to beat him and while I didn't win, I managed to impress him enough for him to allow the world to exist by becoming a Saiyan god myself" Goku took a break at this point seeing the skeptical look his son was giving him.

Sighing he closed his eyes and instantly his hair became blue, even spikier and pointed upwards and his body gained a blue aura that screamed divine!

"This is my Super Saiyan god form, happy now?" Goku asked Naruto who nodded with his eyes wide.

Turning back to normal, Goku continued his story "Like I was saying, so another time skip during which I trained under the man who trained Beerus, I managed to unlock the SSG form I showed you now and got even stronger, but there was something me and my rival Vegeta never noticed… after gaining Godly Ki our bodies had changed and we were demi-gods in our base forms, we had gained regeneration, new abilities we never had and most importantly we had gained eternal youth" Goku explained and Naruto politely raised his hand this time to ask a question.

"So when you said my other siblings were dead you mean because of-" Naruto trailed off not wanting to say it.

Goku sighed and nodded "Yes they aged, lived good lives and passed on, me and Vegeta on the other hand had to watch our families grow old and die… it wasn't a pleasant experience but we preserved, full blooded saiyans aren't very prone to emotions… we kept training and one day Vegeta decided we were going to fight all out but since a single punch of ours could rip the universe apart along with the afterlife, hell and realm of the kais apart if we're not careful.

We had to take some precautions and we did it by asking Whis who had trained us to send us to one of the empty dimensions he had access to and he did but… hah well before we could even get to SSG form our punches had ripped a shockwave in the dimension which separated us and sent us to a different dimension… I was sent here while I hope Vegeta was sent back home… after realizing the difference in dimensions I came here sensing the ki of the beings here being similar to my old world's and after traveling around randomly and getting used to the world I met your mother…"

While Goku finished this, Naruto could help the stupid thought that if his dad and Vegeta remained the same while their wives aged. Did that mean they were walking around with old grandmas. Going to the mall must have been embarrassing. Imagine being told that the young man next to the old hag was actually her husband.

When Goku finished the extremely long backstory that was supposed to be short yet it took quite a while and looked at his wife to continue the backstory bomb.

Kushina smiled slightly at her husband before looking at Naruto to begin her story "My story isn't as extraordinary as your father's, I was born as a little fox spirit, a youkai and grew in a hidden mountain village of youkai close to the sea, I don't remember much of my childhood because you see I was taken to be used as an experiment by these humans who came to hunt youkai, it was a slaughter, those unlucky to survive were taken to be used as experiments and I was among them-" Kushina would have continued has it not been for her sensing Naruto's anger through her ability of empathy.

Smiling at her kind hearted and caring son to calm him down, she continued after a minute "I don't know how long it was that I was experimented on but it felt like eternity, every day I was scared I'd die but at the same time I hoped I die fast, the screams and missing number of the other prisoners weren't very encouraging… I was the only one who survived the experiment they were trying to succeed in, they wanted to make a youkai who had the abilities of all others, I become the perfect youkai in a sense and was going to be trained and used as a weapon by the humans but the day they were going to start the psychological training on me well I met your father, who saved me that faithful day" Kushina smiled nostalgically while a small blush adorned her cheeks.

Women love a good cliché love story especially if they live it.

Goku grinned slightly while rubbing the back of his head "To tell you the truth, I happened on that site by accident while trying to train in the woods, I think they were somewhere in the amazon, I was still traveling the world back then and I guess you could say it was either fate or coincidence that brought us together"

Kushina smiled and snuggled closer to Goku and continued "I'd say it was fate, because on that day I prayed that if there were a God out there in the world, to save me and make the pain go away" Turning her face to look at Goku in the face, she blushed and pressed her lips against his in a chaste kiss.

Seeing the very awkward scene Naruto turned his face and coughed out loud to get the topic back on track, breaking the kiss apart Kushina smiled while looking at Goku "And I've never felt anything but happiness ever sense" Both the parents looked at Naruto now.

"Naruto we kept your heritage and our pasts from you because we wanted you to have a life we never had or could give, a normal life where you don't have to worry about anything but I guess bad luck must run in the family, I knew there supernatural beings in this town but I was always optimistic thinking what were the chances of them encountering you, not to mention the seal Kushina placed on you that masks your energy" Goku finished.

Naruto blinked in confusion while rubbing his head "Wow this is a lot to take in, I've read enough manga and watched anime to know what some of the stuff you guys talked about is but if I'm really your son then shouldn't I have you know super powers or abilities?"

You would have to forgive the young man for forgetting to feel touched at the hard word his parents did for his happiness since there are usually 3 things on a young man's mind. Food, girls and the thrill of having power. Or in this case super powers.

Goku smiled "I was born with the strength of a normal human child and made my way to becoming one of the strongest fighters in my universe, you're our son Naruto, while you haven't gained tremendous power. You still have all our abilities combined, you just have to learn how to use and develop them, that is if you want to"

Naruto grinned like a maniac "Are you kidding?! Of course I want to learn! I've always dreamed of having super powers, to think I already had them! Oh man this is going to be awesome!" Naruto fist pumped in excitement while Kushina gave him a look of pity.

Goku grinned just as wide as Naruto "Well then! I think it's high time we started then, at least you managed to have 17 years of normal life, well then let's hit the hyperbolic time chamber!"

Naruto looked confused "Hyper what now?"

"It's a pocket dimension your mother made using the sealing arts, basically it's a place where you can train for a year and only a day passes in the outside world, good thing it's a weekend. Neat huh?" Goku grinned from ear to ear.

Kushina smiled at her son "Since your father will be training you for the first 8 months, good luck and try not to die sweetie"

Naruto grimaced at the words "Ah what do you mean mom?"

Kushina grinned knowingly while holding a finger to her mouth as to keeping quiet.

After taking their son to the basement where there was a sealing matrix that never existed there before, Goku grabbed his son's shoulder and the seal glowed brightly for a second before the father and son duo disappeared.

Appearing in a white room with some furniture and amenities, Naruto started to look around the area.

Hearing a low sound that was similar to an energy beam in anime, Naruto turned around to see his father in an orange martial arts outfit.

"Ok son, in order to make you stronger we're going to start with some pushups, sits up and lots of crunches" Goku said with a grin

Naruto looked confused "That doesn't sound so bad-"

"Oh and we're going to fight, A LOT"

Oh I hope you didn't think he was getting powers from the get do did you? Too bad. He has to earn them.

Thankfully words can cover more in two sentences what anime can cover in twenty episodes sometimes.

Time Skip

'Cue montage of Naruto training to the limit with Goku and occasionally Kushina'

Appearing back on the sealing matrix in a flash of light were Goku, Kushina and now a much more muscular Naruto in an orange martial arts outfit.

The first thing our now blonde protagonist does is to kiss the ground multiple times while shouting "Thank God it's OVER! It's finally over!"

"Aw shucks son, your welcome!" Goku replied oblivious to the torture a teen that has never been away from his phone for more than a day went through.

END!

Apologies for not updating, Uni and work are the worst slave masters. So I reread my work and hated how bland it was. So did a rewrite.

I hope you guys like it. And tell me your opinions.

Also PLS NOTE.

Since it wasn't clear before. When I say the blonde fanfic Uzumaki has a harem. Don't take it literally. This Chapter was from the MC Naruto's pov and how he saw it.

Next chapter will be from the Uzumaki's pov and what the actual situation is so don't get upset that there's no one for canon Naruto.

Again for clarity, ironically the half-saiyan Naruto will portray canon Naruto while the actual blonde Uzumaki will portray the composite form of all the cliché fanfic Narutos.

Sorry for any confusion.

Pls review and take care.