Title: Day Planners, part I
Authors: Nadja Lee and Sorcieré
Disclaimer: See this? *Gives Marvel the one-fingered salute*
Romance: Logan/Rogue, Scott/Storm, (Scott/Jean), (Jean/Logan)
Summary: A 'normal' day on Mutant High.
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Did we mention that we're having another girl's night out - with a LOT of sugar...?
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NADJA LEE and SORCIERÉ present...
A LUNATIC FIC production...
Day Planners, part I!
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Jean's Day Planner
Saturday
5.00 a.m. Get up.
5.45 a.m. Shower
6.30 a.m. Put on make-up and do hair.
7.30 a.m. Wake up Scott
7.35 a.m. Wake up Scott - again
7.40 a.m. Yell at Scott to get his bloody ass out of bed
7.45 a.m. Breakfast
7.55 a.m. Still no Scott
8.00 a.m. Force Scott up using my telekinesis
8.30 a.m. Go to the gym.
8.35 a.m. Meet Gambit in the gym
8.45 a.m. Flirt with Gambit (note to self - learn French)
9.15 a.m. Leave gym
9.30 a.m. Coffee with Scott
9.45 a.m. Try to break up Rogue and Logan (note to self - stay away from Logan's claws)
10.45 a.m. Go to the lab
10.50 a.m. Coffee break
11.15 a.m. Try to give Rogue low self esteem (note to self - make sure Logan is far away)
12.00 p.m. Lunch with Scott
12.30 p.m. Try out 'new' X-Men uniform. 'Accidentally' meet Logan while still half-dressed.
12.35 p.m. Flirt with Logan
2.00 p.m. Shopping
5.30 p.m. Call Scott to drive me home
6.00 p.m. Yell at Scott for being late
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Scott says something about leaving me for Storm. Whatever. Why would he choose her over ME?
8.00 p.m. Flirt with Warren (note to self - avoid Betsy and her psychic knives.)
8.30 p.m. Go to the gym again
9.30 p.m. Flirt with Logan again
10.00 p.m. Go to bed
10.30 p.m. Go to sleep. Where is Scott? Ah, who cares?
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Scott's Day Planner
Saturday
5.00 a.m. Jean is getting up. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
7.30 a.m. Jean is trying to wake me up.
7.35 a.m. Looks out the window. The sun isn't up yet. I am NOT getting up now, either!
7.40 a.m. Jean is yelling at me. What else is new? Zzzzzz.
8.00 a.m. Jean is forcing me up using her telekinesis. Gotta talk to the Professor about her misusing her powers.
8.05 a.m. Breakfast
8.30 a.m. Jean leaves for gym - meet Storm.
9.30 a.m. Coffee with Jean
9.35 a.m. Try to break up with Jean - AGAIN! As usual, she ignores me.
9.40 a.m. Try to make a run for it - Jean misuses her powers again and forces me to stay.
9.45 a.m. Off the hook - FINALLY! Thanks God, I owe you one.
10.00 a.m. Storm wants me to go to a doctor with her.
11.00 a.m. Faints. Storm is pregnant.
11.30 a.m. Tries to break up with Jean - again, AGAIN - over the phone but she won't answer the damn thing.
12.00 p.m. Lunch with Jean. I don't want to eat salad again!
12.05 p.m. Tries to break up with Jean - what a surprise - but she ignores me as she is reading a fashion magazine.
12.15 p.m. Desperately calls out mentally to beg the Professor to HELP ME but I forgot he's on vacation with Magneto.
12.30 p.m. Jean leaves. I'm saved!
1.00 p.m. Buy two rings.
2.00 p.m. Propose to Storm - she says yes!! Yes, yes, YES!!!
2.05 p.m. Make hot, passionate love to Storm
5.30 p.m. Jean calls me to pick her up. No way, I'm having a *very* good time with Storm.
5.45 p.m. Reluctantly leaves to pick up Jean
6.00 p.m. Jean is yelling at me. Doesn't that woman EVER shut up?
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Breaks up with Jean. I think she finally got the message.
8.00 p.m. Move my stuff into Storm's room. Yes! I'm FREE!!
8.15 p.m. Make pre-wedding love to Storm.
9.00 p.m. Watch a movie with Storm, Logan and Rogue (who is - as USUAL - sitting in Logan's lap. Like we haven't got enough chairs)
9.30 p.m. Jean shows up. She's disturbing the movie and tries to flirt with Logan (who - as usual - ignores her). If looks could kill, Rogue would have gotten twenty-five to life
11.00 p.m. Go to bed with Storm
1.00 a.m. Fall asleep in Storm's arms. Life is wonderful.
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Logan's Day Planner
Saturday
8.30 a.m. Wake up
9.30 a.m. Get out of bed
9.45 a.m. Jeannie's trying to break up me an' Marie. Yeah, right. Like that's gonna happen.
10.00 a.m. Breakfast. Scooter an' 'Ro leaves. 'Ro's scent has changed. Hmm...
11.00 a.m. Go to the Danger Room
12.00 p.m. Leave the Danger Room
12.15 p.m. Quick lunch with Marie
12.35 p.m. Red's trying to flirt with me - AGAIN. When's she gonna realize that she isn't exactly the Sex-Queen of the mansion? (She's more like the fucking Ice-Queen)
1.00 p.m. Grab one of Chuck's cars an' leave with Marie.
4.30 p.m. Home again. Strange sounds are comin' from 'Ro's room. Wanna play 'Who's Cheating On Jeannie'?
5.25 p.m. They're still at it. Guy might have some potential after all.
5.45 p.m. The sounds stopped. Better take over.
7.00 p.m. Dinner
7.15 p.m. Go to a bar with Marie. Let's hope Scooter's too busy with 'Ro to notice
8.55 p.m. Back in the nick of time
9.00 p.m. Watch a movie with Marie, 'Ro an' Scooter.
9.30 p.m. Red's trying to flirt with me again. Wonder where I could hide a body 'round here?
10.00 p.m. Jean leaves. Good idea. *Very* good idea.
11.00 p.m. Scooter and 'Ro leaves. 'Bout time Scooter got some.
11.05 p.m. Marie and me are alone in the room. There's a pool table. The door has a lock. Hmm...
1.00 a.m. Go to bed.
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Rogue's Day Planner
Saturday
8.30 a.m. Wake up
9.30 a.m. Get out of bed
9.45 a.m. Jean tries to break up Logan and me. Doesn't she ever learn?
10.00 a.m. Breakfast. Wonder where Scott and Ororo are going?
11.00 a.m. Talk with Kitty and Jubes. Kitty is concerned over Bobby and St. John's relationship.
11.15 a.m. Damn, ran into the Ice-Queen. I think she's trying to give me low self-esteem again...Loser!
12.15 p.m. Lunch with Logan
12.30 p.m. Shopping with Kitty and Jubes
1.00 p.m. Leave with Logan
4.30 p.m. Home again. Sounds like Scott's cheating on Jean - about time. She's been doing it for years.
4.35 p.m. Watch TV with Logan. God, they're noisy!
5.45 p.m. Logan gets a good idea. Getting creative.
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Seems like Scott's trying to break up with Jean but she's not listening- as usual.
7.15 p.m. Go to a bar with Logan. Hope Scott doesn't find out - he'd have a heart attack. The guy's so overprotective of me.
8.55 p.m. Back home and just in time.
9.00 p.m. Watch "Godfather" with Logan, Scott and Ororo. Us girls will just *pretend* we care.
9.30 p.m. Jean flirts with Logan - again. I wish I had Logan's claws. I really wanna do some creative surgery on Jean.
10.00 p.m. Jean FINALLY leaves. About damn time.
11.00 p.m. Ororo and Scott leave together. Go Scott!
11.05 p.m. Getting creative - again
1.00 a.m. Go to bed
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Storm's Day Planner
Saturday
8.00 a.m. Wake up
8.35 a.m. Scott serves me breakfast in bed. I don't think I'm getting up any time soon.
9.25 a.m. Scott leaves to have coffee with Jean. Gets up.
10.00 a.m. Ask Scott to go to the doctor with me. I have this feeling...
11.00 a.m. I'm pregnant. Scott faints.
11.30 a.m. I fly Scott home. He tries to break up with Jean over his mobile phone but doesn't succeed. I give him till tonight to get rid of that bitch.
12.00 p.m. Scott leaves to have lunch with Jean. Hopefully he ditches her now.
12.10 p.m. Look after my plants
12.30 p.m. Lunch
1.00 p.m. Gardening
2.00 p.m. Scott gets down on one knee and asks me to marry him. Silly man; of course I'll marry him!
2.05 p.m. Wonderful, hot sex with Scott.
5.30 p.m. The bitch called to get Scott to pick her up. Like she can't drive herself?!
5.45 p.m. Scott leaves. He better break up with her tonight or I'll make hurricane Andrew look like a fucking breeze!
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Scott breaks up with Jean. Good boy. Seems like he finally succeeded.
8.00 p.m. Scott moves his things into my room.
8.15 p.m. We celebrate...something.
9.00 p.m. Watch a movie with Scott, Rogue and Logan. Scott puts his arms around me. How romantic.
11.00 p.m. Leave with Scott - we wasn't watching the movie anyway.
1.00 a.m. Falls asleep in Scott's arms. Life is good.
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The End
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Authors: Nadja Lee and Sorcieré
Disclaimer: See this? *Gives Marvel the one-fingered salute*
Romance: Logan/Rogue, Scott/Storm, (Scott/Jean), (Jean/Logan)
Summary: A 'normal' day on Mutant High.
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Did we mention that we're having another girl's night out - with a LOT of sugar...?
* * *
NADJA LEE and SORCIERÉ present...
A LUNATIC FIC production...
Day Planners, part I!
* * *
Jean's Day Planner
Saturday
5.00 a.m. Get up.
5.45 a.m. Shower
6.30 a.m. Put on make-up and do hair.
7.30 a.m. Wake up Scott
7.35 a.m. Wake up Scott - again
7.40 a.m. Yell at Scott to get his bloody ass out of bed
7.45 a.m. Breakfast
7.55 a.m. Still no Scott
8.00 a.m. Force Scott up using my telekinesis
8.30 a.m. Go to the gym.
8.35 a.m. Meet Gambit in the gym
8.45 a.m. Flirt with Gambit (note to self - learn French)
9.15 a.m. Leave gym
9.30 a.m. Coffee with Scott
9.45 a.m. Try to break up Rogue and Logan (note to self - stay away from Logan's claws)
10.45 a.m. Go to the lab
10.50 a.m. Coffee break
11.15 a.m. Try to give Rogue low self esteem (note to self - make sure Logan is far away)
12.00 p.m. Lunch with Scott
12.30 p.m. Try out 'new' X-Men uniform. 'Accidentally' meet Logan while still half-dressed.
12.35 p.m. Flirt with Logan
2.00 p.m. Shopping
5.30 p.m. Call Scott to drive me home
6.00 p.m. Yell at Scott for being late
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Scott says something about leaving me for Storm. Whatever. Why would he choose her over ME?
8.00 p.m. Flirt with Warren (note to self - avoid Betsy and her psychic knives.)
8.30 p.m. Go to the gym again
9.30 p.m. Flirt with Logan again
10.00 p.m. Go to bed
10.30 p.m. Go to sleep. Where is Scott? Ah, who cares?
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Scott's Day Planner
Saturday
5.00 a.m. Jean is getting up. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
7.30 a.m. Jean is trying to wake me up.
7.35 a.m. Looks out the window. The sun isn't up yet. I am NOT getting up now, either!
7.40 a.m. Jean is yelling at me. What else is new? Zzzzzz.
8.00 a.m. Jean is forcing me up using her telekinesis. Gotta talk to the Professor about her misusing her powers.
8.05 a.m. Breakfast
8.30 a.m. Jean leaves for gym - meet Storm.
9.30 a.m. Coffee with Jean
9.35 a.m. Try to break up with Jean - AGAIN! As usual, she ignores me.
9.40 a.m. Try to make a run for it - Jean misuses her powers again and forces me to stay.
9.45 a.m. Off the hook - FINALLY! Thanks God, I owe you one.
10.00 a.m. Storm wants me to go to a doctor with her.
11.00 a.m. Faints. Storm is pregnant.
11.30 a.m. Tries to break up with Jean - again, AGAIN - over the phone but she won't answer the damn thing.
12.00 p.m. Lunch with Jean. I don't want to eat salad again!
12.05 p.m. Tries to break up with Jean - what a surprise - but she ignores me as she is reading a fashion magazine.
12.15 p.m. Desperately calls out mentally to beg the Professor to HELP ME but I forgot he's on vacation with Magneto.
12.30 p.m. Jean leaves. I'm saved!
1.00 p.m. Buy two rings.
2.00 p.m. Propose to Storm - she says yes!! Yes, yes, YES!!!
2.05 p.m. Make hot, passionate love to Storm
5.30 p.m. Jean calls me to pick her up. No way, I'm having a *very* good time with Storm.
5.45 p.m. Reluctantly leaves to pick up Jean
6.00 p.m. Jean is yelling at me. Doesn't that woman EVER shut up?
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Breaks up with Jean. I think she finally got the message.
8.00 p.m. Move my stuff into Storm's room. Yes! I'm FREE!!
8.15 p.m. Make pre-wedding love to Storm.
9.00 p.m. Watch a movie with Storm, Logan and Rogue (who is - as USUAL - sitting in Logan's lap. Like we haven't got enough chairs)
9.30 p.m. Jean shows up. She's disturbing the movie and tries to flirt with Logan (who - as usual - ignores her). If looks could kill, Rogue would have gotten twenty-five to life
11.00 p.m. Go to bed with Storm
1.00 a.m. Fall asleep in Storm's arms. Life is wonderful.
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Logan's Day Planner
Saturday
8.30 a.m. Wake up
9.30 a.m. Get out of bed
9.45 a.m. Jeannie's trying to break up me an' Marie. Yeah, right. Like that's gonna happen.
10.00 a.m. Breakfast. Scooter an' 'Ro leaves. 'Ro's scent has changed. Hmm...
11.00 a.m. Go to the Danger Room
12.00 p.m. Leave the Danger Room
12.15 p.m. Quick lunch with Marie
12.35 p.m. Red's trying to flirt with me - AGAIN. When's she gonna realize that she isn't exactly the Sex-Queen of the mansion? (She's more like the fucking Ice-Queen)
1.00 p.m. Grab one of Chuck's cars an' leave with Marie.
4.30 p.m. Home again. Strange sounds are comin' from 'Ro's room. Wanna play 'Who's Cheating On Jeannie'?
5.25 p.m. They're still at it. Guy might have some potential after all.
5.45 p.m. The sounds stopped. Better take over.
7.00 p.m. Dinner
7.15 p.m. Go to a bar with Marie. Let's hope Scooter's too busy with 'Ro to notice
8.55 p.m. Back in the nick of time
9.00 p.m. Watch a movie with Marie, 'Ro an' Scooter.
9.30 p.m. Red's trying to flirt with me again. Wonder where I could hide a body 'round here?
10.00 p.m. Jean leaves. Good idea. *Very* good idea.
11.00 p.m. Scooter and 'Ro leaves. 'Bout time Scooter got some.
11.05 p.m. Marie and me are alone in the room. There's a pool table. The door has a lock. Hmm...
1.00 a.m. Go to bed.
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Rogue's Day Planner
Saturday
8.30 a.m. Wake up
9.30 a.m. Get out of bed
9.45 a.m. Jean tries to break up Logan and me. Doesn't she ever learn?
10.00 a.m. Breakfast. Wonder where Scott and Ororo are going?
11.00 a.m. Talk with Kitty and Jubes. Kitty is concerned over Bobby and St. John's relationship.
11.15 a.m. Damn, ran into the Ice-Queen. I think she's trying to give me low self-esteem again...Loser!
12.15 p.m. Lunch with Logan
12.30 p.m. Shopping with Kitty and Jubes
1.00 p.m. Leave with Logan
4.30 p.m. Home again. Sounds like Scott's cheating on Jean - about time. She's been doing it for years.
4.35 p.m. Watch TV with Logan. God, they're noisy!
5.45 p.m. Logan gets a good idea. Getting creative.
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Seems like Scott's trying to break up with Jean but she's not listening- as usual.
7.15 p.m. Go to a bar with Logan. Hope Scott doesn't find out - he'd have a heart attack. The guy's so overprotective of me.
8.55 p.m. Back home and just in time.
9.00 p.m. Watch "Godfather" with Logan, Scott and Ororo. Us girls will just *pretend* we care.
9.30 p.m. Jean flirts with Logan - again. I wish I had Logan's claws. I really wanna do some creative surgery on Jean.
10.00 p.m. Jean FINALLY leaves. About damn time.
11.00 p.m. Ororo and Scott leave together. Go Scott!
11.05 p.m. Getting creative - again
1.00 a.m. Go to bed
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Storm's Day Planner
Saturday
8.00 a.m. Wake up
8.35 a.m. Scott serves me breakfast in bed. I don't think I'm getting up any time soon.
9.25 a.m. Scott leaves to have coffee with Jean. Gets up.
10.00 a.m. Ask Scott to go to the doctor with me. I have this feeling...
11.00 a.m. I'm pregnant. Scott faints.
11.30 a.m. I fly Scott home. He tries to break up with Jean over his mobile phone but doesn't succeed. I give him till tonight to get rid of that bitch.
12.00 p.m. Scott leaves to have lunch with Jean. Hopefully he ditches her now.
12.10 p.m. Look after my plants
12.30 p.m. Lunch
1.00 p.m. Gardening
2.00 p.m. Scott gets down on one knee and asks me to marry him. Silly man; of course I'll marry him!
2.05 p.m. Wonderful, hot sex with Scott.
5.30 p.m. The bitch called to get Scott to pick her up. Like she can't drive herself?!
5.45 p.m. Scott leaves. He better break up with her tonight or I'll make hurricane Andrew look like a fucking breeze!
7.00 p.m. Dinner. Scott breaks up with Jean. Good boy. Seems like he finally succeeded.
8.00 p.m. Scott moves his things into my room.
8.15 p.m. We celebrate...something.
9.00 p.m. Watch a movie with Scott, Rogue and Logan. Scott puts his arms around me. How romantic.
11.00 p.m. Leave with Scott - we wasn't watching the movie anyway.
1.00 a.m. Falls asleep in Scott's arms. Life is good.
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The End
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