Chapter 1

A young lady stands in her respiteblock on a planet named Descensia. It just so happens that today, the 10th of September 2016, is this young lady's wriggling day. While it was 6 sweeps ago that she was given life, only today will she be given a name!

What will this young lady's name be?

== Enter name.

Your name is REGINA MEGIDO. You are a TROLL. You have a great passion for FLOWERS and grow many varieties inside your hive. You are also an avid ASTROLOGIST and PHOTOGRAPHER. Your respiteblock is littered with SEED PACKETS, VARIOUS STUFFED BEASTS and PHOTOGRAPHS, and your walls are completely covered in POSTERS OF ILLUSTRIOUS TROLLS. Your trollhandle is astrologicalAmaryllis and while some phind your spelling and mannerisms endearing, many ophten think it's a touch annoying.

What will you do?

== Regina: Examine posters on walls.

Your walls are covered with posters depicting just some of your many idols and heroes, many of whom were real trolls who existed sweeps and sweeps before you and your friends. You could name every single troll by heart, as well as their titles and even their blood colors. There are some humans on this wall too.

These two are your particular favorites. The one on the left depicts one of your ancestors, THE MAID OF TIME. You idolize her above most other trolls and want to be just like her when you grow up. She is so awesome. You remember that her name was ARADIA.

This one on the right depicts a human. You have no idea why you like this one so much, because it's nowhere near as awesome as the picture of your ancestor. But you know exactly who it is: it's a picture of a boy named JAKE, also known as the PAGE OF HOPE. You tend to gravitate towards this poster nonetheless.

== Regina: Captchalogue camera.

You pick up your trusty TROLLAROID CAMERA and stash it in your FLOWER MODUS. It goes into the "core card" and can be accessed safely as long as there are no "petal cards" surrounding it.

It looks like one of your pals is harassing you online.

== Regina: Answer pal.

- atomicTranscension began trolling astrologicalAmaryllis at 19:29 -

AT: hey hi hello what's up cmon answer me regina
AT: regina?
AT: rrreeegggiiinnnaaa
AA: ok ok i'm right here! jeez! what's up?
AT: WELL
AT: I WAS TOLD TO LET YOU KNOW
AT: THAT SOME EXTREME SHIT IS GOING DOWN HERE LIKE SOME REAL EXTREME SHIT THAT CANT EVEN -
AA: do you think maybe you could dephine "some real extreme shit" phor me right now? :P
AT: i just got off a chat with ta
AT: it turns out that he did p much the exact same thing that our ancestors did i think
AT: im gonna get right down to it we gotta game to play between the um... between the many of us
AA: context, man! i need it! are you going to phyll me in or what?
AA: ...you guys are just gonna drop me in headphirst without even telling me anything about what we're doing aren't you...
AA: look, you and ta are some oph my best phriends, and i love ya, but a little context would be nice -
AT: LOOK REGINA
AT: ITS BEST IF YOU DONT LEARN ABOUT THIS RIGHT AWAY
AT: IM ATTACHING A FILE YOU CAN INSTALL FOR CONVENIENCE AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THEREIN
AA: all right, phine... who else is in on this?
AT: pretty much everyone
AT: look regina there isnt a lot of time to explain
AT: just start up and well see you on the other side okay?
AA: okay... see you inside, i guess? :P
AA: later! X)
AT: OKAY BYE REGINA
AT: SEE YOU LATER
AT: SAFE TRAVELS

- atomicTranscension ceased trolling astrologicalAmaryllis -

== Regina: Install game files.

You double-click on the two files that your pal has sent you, installing both the SGRUB DELTA client and server. Your laptop immediately starts making whirring noises and heating up at the base. You really think you should upgrade at some point. Your lusus naturae looks on from the edge of your recuperacoon, where she likes to sit.

You watch the loading bar creep across. When it finally finishes, you see a message that a server player is connecting to you.

It looks like that server player is trying to connect to you in multiple fashions, actually.

== Regina: Answer pal.

- twofoldArtistry began trolling astrologicalAmaryllis at 20:05 -

TA: everibodi sai HEI
TA: everibodi sai HO
AA: hey! ho! :D
AA: are you connecting to me?
TA: y sure am syster
TA: and y've got at up here makyng a roial mess of mi hyve.
TA: lysten regyna
TA: do iou have the server copi ynstalled?
AA: just say the word and i'll connect with whoever.
AA: how would one go about doing that anyway?
TA: we're gonna daysi chayn our connectyons one after another
TA: y'm connectyng to iou, ats connected to me et cetera
TA: iou're goyng to connect to cg and so on.
TA: y wyll contynue to relai ynstructyons to iou, all iou need to worri about ys doyng all the shyt iou have to do for cg. got yt?
AA: got it. or, got yt!
TA: :D
TA: okai regyna, talk to iou yn a byt!

- twofoldArtistry ceased trolling astrologicalAmaryllis -

== Regina: Be the other guy.