John was sitting on a crate thinking about his previous match

John: Wow I can't believe what just happened. I can't believe I won the wwe title for the ninth time. I'm really lucky.

His best friend Randy Orton walked up to him.

Randy: hey man u OK?

John:yeah couldn't be better. What are we gonna do tonight?

Randy:I don't know man shouldn't you be asking permission first?

John:nah man why?

Randy:you don't wanna upset Marissa do you?

John:no I don't but I'm a grown ass man I don't need

her permission

to go out with friends!

Randy:excactly

John: so what we gonna do?

Randy:how about we go clubbing with the crew?

John: yeah I'd like that

Kelly:I can't believe you're going out without me she whined

Randy turned to meet his girlfriend so did John.

Randy:baby you didn't think I would go out without you did ya?

Kelly:we'll it looked like it she said crossing her hands over her chest

Randy:never he said kissing her

Kelly moaned into his mouth

John on the other hand was disgusted and says I'm out.