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It All Started…

By Katherine/Kit

Chapter One

Iruka was having one of those days where if it could go wrong it would go wrong. He didn't know if he had gotten up on the wrong side of the bed or what but it just seemed to be an unlucky day for him…

It had started with his coffee machine breaking and he didn't get his morning ration of caffeine till he got to work that day. Then he found a rip in the bottom of his pants and had to go home to change them after it was pointed out by Raido while Genma had snickered at him behind his back. When he finally got to teaching his class Genma was making a half ass attempt at teaching them. In other words his class had turned into rabid animals. After that he opened a draw of his desk to get chalk to find the drawer full of condoms. Only to open all the other drawers and find them full of…Condoms!!

He immediately knew who had done it. Only one person was smart enough or stupid enough to do it.

Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon all decided that they were balloons that he was hiding for a party during lunch recess and blew them all up and littered the classroom with them.

It was also parent afternoon that day and Iruka didn't make it back to the classroom before the parents had arrived because a pipe had broken in the boys bathroom and he had to clean the mess up.

He entered the classroom to find the fifth hokage laughing her head off pounding on his now destroyed desk and the glares of many very angry parents at the outrage of the decorations. He didn't notice the stares at first…he was too stunned by what he was seeing around his normally immaculate classroom. His scream of outrage he was sure was heard all the way to wind country…

Gaara lifted his head at the sound of outrage and wondered who had done what to who before returning to his paperwork…

Parents, students, and the hokage stared at the teacher that was beyond his boiling point as every one of the blown up condoms exploded and started when said teacher disappeared.

Meanwhile in training ground twelve Kakashi chortled in delight as he thought of the gift he had left the unsuspecting dolphin. He ignored the chill that went down his back and continued reading as Sakura and Naruto who had just returned with Jiraiya attempted to completely destroy said training ground and coming quite close to achieving it when the boom of displaced air distracted them.

Iruka popped out of thin air to and twisted around to find the perverted bastard that was making his life hell. He had told the man several times that he wasn't interested and he still hadn't got the message. Well today he was going to solve that problem.

"Kakashi…" Iruka said in his sweetest voice he could manage through his gritted teeth.

Naruto and Sakura stared wide eyed at the chunin teacher. They clasped on to each other in grim terror hoping beyond hope that they were not the focus of that anger. The chakra boiling off of him alone made the Kyuubi look tame in comparison.

Kakashi smiled to himself happily at the voice of his favorite person and slowly lowered his book and jumped down and placed said book in his weapons pouch before he looked up. He ignored the warning bells that had been going off in his head that said that he was in grave danger. He looked up and his single eye widened as a foot was planted in his unsuspecting face.

Iruka hissed sinisterly at his opponent before attacking once more. He flew after the flying copy-cat landing more blows as he went.

Kakashi couldn't believe what was happening. He didn't even have time to move before the next blow hit. He managed to evade the next blow long enough to free his other eye to help him but he just couldn't seem to keep up with the movements of the man attacking him and if he evaded he still didn't move fast enough to evade the attacks completely. He was losing to the chunin and he was losing badly.

Naruto stared in awe of his adopted father as he pummeled his sensei. He had never seen Iruka so angry in his life. It was the scariest thing he had ever seen and hoped to ever see again. He blinked in surprise as he felt the displacement of air behind him and looked to see Jiraiya standing there gaping at the sight as well as several other ninja that had felt the disturbance going on. He blinked when he notice that he still hadn't let go of Sakura and blushed. He no longer had the crush that he had had but still…

One person that no one thought would be interested in the sight sat on the edge of a building and watched as the little chunin destroyed the man who had been chasing him since Naruto had become his student. He knew the little chunin was ready to explode. He wondered what had finally set him off. He had thought that it would have been much longer before that ever happened.

He now wished that he had some popcorn to eat while he watched the amazing show going on in front of him. He knew the little chunin was capable of amazing things that know one was capable of he had been there once or twice and managed to figure it out.

Iruka snarled as his fist connected with the silver haired mans jaw feeling it snap. "Don't you ever do anything like that again you hedonistic perverted shitfaced asshole! I work with children for god be damned fucks sake and it is parent day of all days!" He roared as he slammed his knee into the stomach of the man trying to get away from him. "What will it bloody fucking take for you to get the message that I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING YOU!?" He crashed the copy-cat jonin into the ground leaving a huge crater.

Kakashi stared in horror up at the shaking ninja above him and squeaked as a fire jutsu was formed and aimed at him. How the hell could Iruka be this good. Only jonin or higher were actually this good not lowly chunin. He just barely got out of the crater getting singed on the edges as he went.

"ENOUGH!"

A thunderous roar finally was heard over the cheering and egging ninja. They all turned to see Tsunade standing at the edge of the destruction. As much as she had thought what had happened in the class room was funny this was no where near being so. Iruka was one of her most dangerous soldiers and she didn't want him to be seen as anything but the sweet chunin that everyone knew. Hopefully no one would notice and chalk it down to his illustrious temper.

"Iruka." She warned as the 'chunin' took a step towards the sprawled out scarecrow.

Iruka heard the warning and growled. He hadn't wanted to stop till he heard the warning in the tone that the fifth hokage had used. He knew he had gone overboard but he had had enough of the other man taking advantage of his cover.

He sighed and put on a dejected look as he turned to survey the damage he had done and nearly winced at the sight of the destruction. Perhaps he had gone a little to far after all. He sighed and hung his head hoping that no one would see the joy on his face at actually beating the shit out of the stupid man laying panting and broken behind him.

"I am sorry Hokage…I didn't mean to do this but…" Iruka trailed off as he peaked up and saw the severe frown on the face of the sannin. Damn was he in trouble. He knew that look. He was in deep shit.

He watched as Tsunade stomped over to the fallen man and began to heal the man and was startled at how little real damage Iruka had done to the lazy jonin. There was a few broken bones but they were all in places that would cause the least damage but most pain. All the cuts were shallow enough and bleed little the poor man was a mass of bruises but nothing else. He blinked when Tsunade looked up and gave him a little tight smile.

Maybe he hadn't done as much damage as he had thought.

"This will not happen again." The hokage stated flatly staring down at the somewhat conscious man at her feet. "You will leave Iruka-sensei alone or I will let him damage you permanently or I will do it myself. Do you understand me brat?" Tsunade asked loud enough for every ninja present to hear her and the warning she was giving the silver haired man.

Kakashi nodded and winced at the pain that it caused him. He had never thought that the sweet little chunin's temper could cause so much damage and was completely unaware of how close he had come to death's door.

A few people who knew Iruka, truly knew him, chuckled at how little damage had actually been done to the stupid man. They were the elite of the elite. Hunter nins the best of the best of them as well. Not many lasted in the job but those that did were some of the deadliest of all ninja there was.

They slowly turned and faded away as the commotion had died down.

The shadow that was sitting on the edge of the building slowly stood up and decided to get back to work before anyone noticed that he had left a clone in his stead doing his paperwork. He sighed in delight at having watched Iruka. The man was one of the best and the amazing way he knew just when to use the few jutsus that he knew wouldn't be deadly to the copy-cat had been amazing.

He looked back at the completely demolished landscape and wondered if Yamato was going to be called in to fix the unbelievable destruction that was what use to be training ground twelve.

The spectators stared in awe at the smaller man that was standing taking the dressing down from the Hokage.

Some of them had never seen anything as beautiful as the chunin in motion. It was complete and utter poetry in motion. None of them had anything like it before and were looking with new awareness at the amazing person before them and wondering if they could get the man to notice them and go out with them.

Naruto and Sakura looked around them in dismay when the pheromones began to fly around them. They didn't know what had happened but something had set the deadly men off and they wanted out of there and they wanted out of there fast. They looked into each others' eyes and peeled themselves before making the handseals that would allow them to disappear and disappear but quick.

They sighed happily when they arrived in front of Ichiraku's. This was the safest place for them and they were after all hungry so why not feed their hunger as well?

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Okay this is a continuing story but that all depends on people. You'll have to review and tell me what you think.

Also I won't tell you who Iruka will end up with but I will say that it is male and going to be Yaoi. Very much so.