Disclaimer: Will reference some light novel stuff.

This project is manly so I can practice writing and show my love for Konosuba.

I would say this is a slice of life but might have some plot and romance.

Other than that there's not much left to say, so hopefully you all enjoy!


Chapter 1: Uh oh. Where's Megumin?

It was around 10 pm and I was lounging on the couch watching the fireplace. There was no fire in it but I couldn't be bothered to go and gather tinder for a fire, so I just laid there. Staring aimlessly… bored out of my mind… just waiting in anticipation…

"KAZUMAAAA!"

Right on queue. Aqua franticly ran into the living room with tears in her eyes. I wonder what it is this time. Maybe she can't find her bottle of wine and needs my help finding it? Or maybe she wants me to read her a bedtime story? Either way it's gonna be something dumb.

"What is it?"

"KAZUMA I CAN'T FIND MEGUMIIIIN! WE WERE GOING TO PLAY CHESS AND I'VE BEEN WAITING IN MY ROOM FOR AN HOUR! AND WHEN I WENT TO HER ROOM SHE WASN'T THERE! KAZUMA WHAT DO WE DO SHE COULD BE LOST OR WORSE!?" Aqua yelled grabbing my shirt. She actually sat in her room for an hour? Jeez she's an airhead, but atleast she's determined.. Sometimes. Still thinking about Aqua innocently sitting in her room is pretty cute.

"She's probably with Darkness at the guild or something. There's no need to worry."

"BUT DARKNESS IS ASLEEP! SHE MUST BE ALL ALONE SCARED AND CRYING OHH OUR POOR MEGUMIN!"

Damn this can't be good. She's probably fine, but what trouble could she get herself into all alone? She's smart she couldn't have done something too reckless. Right?Although I wonder why Darkness is asleep this early.. Ah jeez.

"The first place we should head is the guild, she's probably there eating." I said with my hand on my chin. That's probably where she'd be considering none of us have eaten dinner.

"GOOD THINKING KAZUMA! LET'S HEAD OUT!" Aqua exclaimed, throwing her fist up."We could also get something to eat while we're there, right Kazuma?"

"Yeah, sure. We can't stay for too long though, I know you'll get drunk and rack up a hefty bill if we stay."

Aqua puffed out her cheeks "Hmph.. that's alright I guess, but can I have one drink? Pleeease."

"Sounds good." I said as I grabbed my equipment and coin pouch. Sometimes it really does feel like I'm there babysitter. Well at the very least this isn't gonna be a boring night after all! I thought as I locked the doors.


A/N: Welp what a grand way to start off this fanfic. I'll do my best to update this story and try not to burn myself out. This should be fun!

Look forward to the next chapter sometime this week or the next.