7 things I hate about Naruto.
1) He's loud. Seriously, every time I hear his voice its like he thinks everyone else is deaf, and he feels obliged to scream everything he has to say. Which is a lot, since that stupid little blonde has a Hella lot to say. I don't get why, he just shoots his mouth on and keeps going, and even when I tell him to 'shut the Hell up' he refuses to do so, and ends up yelling in my face. Loser.
2) He thinks if he never gives up, he automatically will succeed. I admit its true in some cases, but Naruto takes it to a whole new level. I swear, if he wanted to fly he'd keep breaking every bone in his body and just shout something like "try try again!" What an idiot.
3) He believes hes going to become Hokage. Like, he seriously thinks hes going to be hokage. The chances of that obnoxious blonde becoming Hokage is slim to none, but he has it in his head that hes going to. See number 2 and you'll get what I mean.
4) He's obsessed with ramen. And I'm not exaggerating, he seriously loves the stuff. It's unhealthy. I swear, he lives off that stuff. I have never really seen him eat anything other than ramen. It's not a healthy lifestyle, I tell you. Seriously, that loser needs to get a life.
5) He enjoys trying to be better than me. Though his rivalry is refreshing, it gets annoying the way he jumps in front of me and tries to everything I do or say ten times better. And the way he always glares at me or tries to outdo me really is annoying.
6) He's so happy all the time. Like, hes always grinning or laughing or doing something completely stupid that makes him extremely happy. He never ceases to amaze me at how simple things could make him so damn happy. I swear, I never see him sad or frowning or serious, so it's kind of weird when he actually is.
And the seventh thing I hate most about Naruto is…
I am completely and utterly in love with him.
-bangs head on desk groaning- This is what happens when Top 20 has the idea to put on '7 things' by that sorry excuse of a singer Miley whatsherface. This is the result of that obnoxious song being stuck in my head.
Ohhohohoho. Of course if Sasuke sang it, well, that'd be another story entirely.