# The pigeon. #
Bella stared at the pigeon. The pigeon stared back. Its eyes mocked her. This was not a mere pigeon. It was EVIL! Bella was done playing nice. It was time to get serious. She leapt at the pigeon. The pigeon dodged the attack like a ninja. Bella ran at it again. It flew away. It looked at Bella with scorn. Bella picked up a chair.

AN HOUR LATER Bella panted. The room was smashed to pieces. Edward sighed and opened the window. The pigeon flew away into the sunset.
"Why didn't I think of that?" Bella said. Damn that pigeon.