Disclaimer: I don't own twilight or any of the songs mentioned in this story. I also don't own American idol even thought I didn't exactally mention it…
This takes place sometime in New Moon.
Chapter 1: Womanizer
"Hey! Everybody come downstairs! It's on! It's on!!!" yelled Alice.
Everybody scampered down the stairs. They turned on the T.V. and heard an announcer say "And now… It's time for Forks Idol! Now lets meet our judges. Charlie, Tanya, Aro, come on down! First up, Emmett Cullen singing "Womanizer."
The
audience applauded and Emmett came on stage and started singing.
"Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what youre doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You Say I'm Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer
Daddy-O
You got the swagger of champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy
Who you are, that's who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me you're a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You Say I'm Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer
Maybe if we both lived in different worlds
(Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't
You...
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You Say I'm Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby.
I'm a womanizer!" sang Emmett.
"Thanks Emmett. That was… interesting. Now lets see what our judges have to say." Said the announcer.
"Yo dawg yo dawg that was aight man that was aight. The vocals were tight dude." Said Charlie.
"I loved it!" said Tanya.
"3 words Emmett: Hor-rib-le!!!" said Aro.