"Fur-ious"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not, and I repeat this, I do not own anything associated with Ever After High. The series and its characters are owned by Mattel. Anyway, here's a little Dexter/Ashlynn crack drabble I came up with not too long ago. I hope you like it!
Around the castleteria, Ashlynn Ella, the daughter of Cinderella was busy eating her Chef Salad and talking to fellow royal, Briar Beauty.
Far away, Dexter Charming, brother of Daring Charming and youngest son of King Charming, watched from afar and looked very nervous. Maybe it must be the way Dexter was looking at Ashlynn. With her strawberry blonde hair and emerald eyes, she looked very lovely. That's definitely why Dexter was shy around women. It was because they were too beautiful.
While Dexter was shaking around his knees, Sparrow Hood showed up unexpectedly and talked to him.
"You really like her, don't you?" Sparrow smirked.
"Totally," Dexter nodded, "But I have no idea if I should talk to her or not."
"You should talk to her, man." Sparrow replied in approval, "But not dressed like a geek."
"What are you talking about?" Dexter raised an eyebrow.
"Ashlynn likes men who dress stylish and sexy," Sparrow added, "Your geeky glasses and jacket just isn't going to do."
"So, what should I do?" questioned Dexter.
"I'll tell you what you should do," Sparrow said, putting his elbow on Dex's shoulder, "Just leave it all up to me..."
Suddenly, both Sparrow and Dexter left the Castleteria, only for a change of wardrobe.
A few moments later...
Ashlynn and Briar were still at lunch, enjoying their endless conversation.
"You should've seen the look on Hopper's face," Briar chuckled, "He was so adorable with those short shorts!"
"I wish I could've seen that!" Ashlynn chuckled as well.
As the chuckling between the two girls continued, a voice caught their attention.
"Hey Ashlynn, how's it going?"
When Ashlynn looked between her shoulder, she saw Dexter Charming...
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...all dressed in a fur coat made out of bunny skins! Ashlynn took in a gasp of shock and awe.
"So, like what you see?" Dexter smiled, modeling his warm furry coat.
Ashlynn didn't know what to say, except these three words...
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"YOU ANIMAL MURDERER!" Ashlynn snapped at Dexter, "How dare a sick freak like you slaughter innocent bunnies just to impress me!"
Dexter then hesitated due to her screaming, "Whoa! Wait a minute, I didn't know you-"
"Bunny killer!" Ashlynn shouted.
Then, as if out of nowhere, Ashlynn took a bucket of red paint sitting beside her and splashed Dexter Charming all around. There was red paint dripping all over him like he was in some sort of horrid bloodbath! Because of Dexter's little spectacle, Ashlynn left in disgust and so did Briar. All that was left was Dexter and the paint that was dripping from his body.
"I am so wet..." Dexter cringed.
Suddenly, Sparrow was heard laughing his ass off in the background.
"Sparrow, why on earth didn't you tell me she was a PETA member?!" Dexter shouted.
"I just wanted to see you get burned." Sparrow smirked at his expense.
Wiping the rest of his glasses off, Dexter looked at Sparrow once again. But this time, he was pissed.
"You're a douche, man!" Dexter said, right before he left.
Sparrow took sick delight of seeing Dexter get his ass owned by Ashlynn. It was well worth it to him.
In response to Dexter's little 'douche' comment, Sparrow picked up the can of paint and took in one last smirk before saying these words...
"I sure am, Dex. I sure am..."
Looks like Sparrow strikes again. I know he was a bit of a douche in this chapter, but that's because I like him. He's more fun to write, I'll tell ya that.
Anyway, feedback is appreciated, so later! (;D)