Funny stories! Well their funny to me at least, please enjoy.
It Wasn't Me
Sora tossed around in his sleep murmuring to himself in the still night, while Kairi staring at him blankly her head just above the covers. He moved some more until finally he was talking naturally.
"Namine... Namine... A little lower, thats it right..." He had barely said anything and she had already heard enough.
"Sora wake up!" She shoved her elbow into his side sending a jolt of pain throughout his ribs.
"Ah, what was that for..." Kairi looked deep in his eyes...
"You were yelling Namine, in an orgasmic tone..."
"I swear to King Mickey! It wasn't me it was all Roxas." He voice raising to a shrill flinging his hands around in exageration.
"Sure..." She turned away from him and turning silent, as he spent the time trying to convince her it wasn't him.
"Kairi? You awake?"
"Oh Roxas, thats where its all at... You're so much better than..."
"Stop doing that... Its not funny."
"Oh I'm sorry, that was Namine."
I Didn't Do Anything
Namine watched as Kairi and Sora fought with each other... "You know I saw you in his dreams..." Roxas spoke outloud, crossing his arms.
"Oh? You saw that didn't you?"
"UH we live in like the same dimension..."
"Tee hee, sorry," she looked closer at Sora's muscular tones.
"Sooo, when are we gona get aaround to, you know doing it..."
"We got all eternity! Well..."
"Sooo..." Roxas moved closer to her.
"I'll just make you forget that little part."
"No wait... Thats not fair... Uh, who are you?"
"Ugh, guess I went a little too far..." She went quiet. "Hurry up servant, I need you to wash some clothes." Well at least he'll be useful and won't complain all the time now.
"Yes mam."