A/N: This is just a script.
Scene 1: Tents
(Guitar strung)
David: Good Morni-
Max: Fuck.
(scene changes to inside the consulars office)
David: Oh my gosh. Did you have to?
Max: Do what?
Gwen (joins in): Last night, you were having sex with Nikki.
Max: How?
Gwen: Someone recorded this:
Video tape:
Max: Hey Nikki, you wanna see me naked and I can see your boobs?
Nikki: Didn't Neil show you on his computer?
Cameraman (Neil) (whispering to himself): Ooh, they're gonna fuck each other.
Max: You ready?
Nikki: Sure.
(strips off clothes)
Neil: Oh my God. (still whispering)
(Nikki moans)
Neil (breaking the 4th wall): Each 11 minutes, we go on adventures, not have sex! (still whispering)
Max: I'll touch your boobs.
Nikki: Just fuck me!
Neil: What the hell.
(Max humps Nikki)
Max: You wanna do it hardcore?
Nikki: Just fuck me, I dont care.
Meanwhile, at another tent.
Nerris: What the hell is that noise? I gotta use my powers to stop. (walks to check on the tents) (Tired)
Harrison: Where are you going?
Nerris: Some noise. It sounds like a girl moaning. Lets find it.
Harrison: I'm the best, I can do it alone.
Nerris: No! I'm better than your crappy 'magic'.
Harrison: Fine, lets just find whatever the hell is happening.
Nerris: Deal.
(walks into some tent)
Nerris: What the hell?
Neil: Fuck off!
Max (being fucked up): You looked at this?!?!
Nikki: What the hell guys?
Nerris: Show it to Gwen and David!
Max: No!
Nerris: Either stop forcing me to kiss Harrison or I show this. (takes camera from Neil)
Neil: I said FUCK OFF!
Harrison: Just show them this sex tape...
Neil, Nerris, and Harrison go to the consulars office and wake up Gwen
Gwen: Why the fuck are you waking me up at 2?
They show the sex tape.
Gwen: I'll tell Max and Nikki in the morning...
End of flashback
Max: Why didn't you get Nikki?
Gwen: Just shut up.
Max: Make me.
David: You know, your not supposed to do that.
(Neil, walking in)
Neil: They saw the tape.
Max: Ho-
Neil: E-mail bitch!
Nikki punches Neil from behind.
Gwen: Nikki, come here.
The End. There might be a sequal. If charachers are out of place, then sorry. I tried.
Episode Name: 69