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Hello, it's me.
And… Just do not ask about this, just don't.
So… 'I Do Not Own Neopets' and… Yeah…
Starting…
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Title: The Best Tasting Lollipop
Life was har- No, it was shitty… That was life though.
Scarlet eyes scanned over the land in front of his eyes. Ah, yes, Faerieland, the land of foolish screaming girls and male Neopets drooling over the faeries. If Frank, Dr. Sloth to you, could choose, he would have never come back to this land. He wasn't here for this, wretched land, nor the other faeries, he was here for one woman.
He was here for the queen of the faeries, one of the most beautiful faeries in all of Neopia, the woman with a heart of gold.
Yes, Fyora.
She contacted him, she asked him if he could meet her in Faerieland for an important discussion, and he did not deny the offer. Who the hell would say 'no' to Fyora? Not even Doctor Sloth was as evil as that to say no to Fyora, the kindest faerie of all!
The doctor chuckled under his breath, realizing that there was another reason, only telling his men the first reason he thought of. Truly, no one said 'no' to Fyora to not anger her, there had only been one faerie he knew of that actually said 'no' to Fyora.
The next week, the fire faerie had been sent to jail with murder, she was executed on the same day. Sloth still remembered that day, it was the first day it rained in about two hundred, storming as everyone, young and old faeries and Neopets, watched as the fire faerie lost her head to an axe.
He was the only one that noticed Fyora in her tower, hands clinched in fists.
"What the hell did Fyora even ask that foolish girl to do anyway…?"
He asked, out loud, eyes staring outside the window of his hotel he was in, listening calmly as he heard annoying, high-pitched laughed from girls outside. And Fyora wondered why he never came back here, this was why! These girls never shut the fuck up, it was annoying!
And what did Fyora want to talk to him about anyw…?
Knocking interrupted his thoughts, raising an eyebrow, not turning his head as the door opened, then closed. A large, red Grarrl walked towards his side, staring down at the green, muscular figure sitting in the wooden chair, as Sloth didn't even turn to him, just staring out the window.
"Uhh…"
"What is it, idiot?"
"Remember how you said you wanted the best tasting lollipop…?"
The doctor raised an eyebrow, staring out at the window with a confused look upon his features, until an evil grin was placed upon his face, eyes narrowing a bit. Ah, yes… He sent the Grarrl out to get him the best tasting Lollipop in Faerieland, wanting the Grarrl out of his way for the rest of the night.
Which, was actually pretty nice of the doctor, at least he only aid Faerieland, not Neopia.
"Mmhm… What about the best tasting lollipop in all of Faerieland?"
"I found it!"
'This foolish neopet can actually do something, maybe the chief was wron…'
"…But…"
'Then I get the 'but'…'
"What?"
His tone was harsh, making the large Grarrl flinch a bit, looking down, hands still behind his large body. "I asked all the faeries every where for what the best was, and all of them told me the same thing, so… Here, Doctor Sloth." With quick movements, the Grarrl placed the brown, wrapped package upon the table, and then quickly hurried off to the door to leave.
When Sloth heard the door slam shut, his hands grabbed the package, ripping it open with a sigh, wondering how ridiculous this lollipop would be. After opening it all the way, he stared in shock, along with a bit of amusement, at the object in his hand before a smirk went across his features.
"Of course… 'Raspberry Fyora Pop'."
With that, his lips went over the object, for once agreeing with the other faeries in Faerieland.
This was the best tasting lollipop in Faerieland.
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It was dumb, I know, it'll get better later on.
So, review, private message me, and yes, I do requests, so do not ask, and have a wonderful day.
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