A/N: Just a tiny bit of cracktasmagoria while I'm working through my writers block on Chapter 93 of What if you were a Halliwell... yes, I will finish it eventually I promise! The goal's to have it done by the end of the year.
But I've been reasing Twilight lately and this kinda sprang to mind... so feel free to review at will.
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Confusion... (or when Wyatt gets it wrong)
Bella, Edward, Alice and Jasper were walking down Bella's street, having forgone vehicles in favour of savouring the moonlit night.
"Hey!" Bella and the vampires spun around to come face to face with a blonde man around the age of nineteen standing behind them, "Leave the girl alone!"
A growl erupted from deep within Edward as the three vampires moved in front of Bella, "Who are you?"
He smirked, his blue eyes twinkling in amusement, "The end of you. I'm not going to let you kill her." He raised a hand and suddenly Edward was flying backwards into the tree, hurled by an unseen hand.
"He's not going to kill me!" Bella yelled, "He's my boyfriend and they're my friends!"
A great burst of laughter erupted from up above them, Edward craned his neck upwards to see a pair of sparkling emerald green orbs.
"Christopher?" The blond folded his arms and looked up at the teen in the tree.
The teen in question dropped down from the branches he'd been sitting in with catlike grace, "I told you so! Dude, you so owe me a fifty!"
The older boy rolled his eyes as the younger moved to stand beside him.
"I'm sorry about my brother." The one named Christopher said with a grin, "He has a bit of a night in shining armour complex. Despite the fact he should listen to the one who actually gets the visions…" Chris said, shooting a glare up at his brother, "And now that he's embarrassed me, we'll be off."
Chris grabbed hold of his brother's arms and the two brothers disappeared in a shower of blue and white orbs.
The four friends looked at each other in confusion before continuing on their way.