Am I Crazy~?
Hi! My name is Reisen
I'm a rabbit from the moon!
I don't live there anymore, of course
I just thought you should know
Now I'm staying in a basement
With my best friend in all the world
She's really nice
And she's very, very good at playing games~!
D'you like my dress? Flan's mama made it for me
I can't tell if it was red or white
So I just say it's both, like wine
Don't look scared
Don't tell me that you've heard those stupid rumors
We're not killers
We just win
In every single game we play
'Cause humans are so bad at them
It's almost sad to see
It's so much fun to live down here
We play and play all day (or night)
And when we go to sleep
Miss Sakuya comes
And takes the broken ones away
So, do you want to play with us?
I have a real fun game
Do you want to play doctor?
You can be the patient
And me and Flan can make you alllll better~!
…
You don't want to?
But…
I need to practice on someone, you see
Because that's the only way I can be a good doctor
And then maybe Eirin will take me back!
It's fun to live here
But I miss Eientei…
…
Why didn't they want me anymore?
I was just fine that morning… wasn't I?
I was just playing a game with Kaguya
She was always playing with just Mokou
So I went to play with her and I won, because Flan taught me all the best ways to win
Why would Eirin get so mad at me for winning?
Was it because Kaguya is always supposed to win?
But she loses against Mokou all the time!
… was she mad about me eating the parts that came out of her?
But she wasn't using them anymore
And she made new ones
And they were the best kind of red parts, too
So why was she so mad?!
It doesn't make!
Any!
SENSE!
Why did she
Get rid of me?
I was a good bunny
WASN'T I!?
WASN'T I!?
DON'T RUN AWAY!
IF YOU RUN
YOU'LL BE MY NEW TREAT TOY!
I'LL…
I'll…
*sniffle*
Why did they get rid of me…?
I tried so hard to be a good pet
And I was a good worker for Eirin
So why?
They won't even come visit me anymore…
They all say I'm too dangerous
They all say I'm crazy
But I'm not crazy!
It's not my fault that I'm good conversation (or maybe it is, but I digress)
It's not my fault that red is the best taste
It's not my fault that I'm so good at playing!
It's not my fault!
It's not my fault!
It's… not… my…
… fault…
…
I want to play…
Play with me,
Please?
Y-Yes?
You will?
Heeheehee…
LeT's PlAy, MiStEr!
LeT's PlAy A fUn GaMe~!
A/N: … I'm still working on those fills. I just needed to let out some steam. vov;
Insane Rei-Rei is the best Rei-Rei~