Danger! Dangerous Interview! Part 1: The Second Kiss
Naruto *punched his fist in the air*: Sakura chan -tte bayo!!!
Sasuke: Hn
Interviewer: What do you mean by "hn"?
Sasuke: It means... *smirked and turned to Naruto*
Naruto: …What? Wanna fight, teme?
Sasuke *took out a ramen bowl from nowhere*: Wanna try this?
Naruto: Sure!
Sasuke: Come here.
Naruto *leaped at his ramen like there's no tomorrow*
Sasuke *quickly changed his place with the ramen bowl*
Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Well, come what may*
Interviewer: …
Fan: …
Danger! Dangerous Interview! Part 2: Favourite Aroma
Naruto: Miso Ramen –tte bayo!
Sasuke *looked emotionless as ever*: Miso Ramen inside dobe's mouth.
Naruto *dropped his jaw*
Sasuke *smoothly continued*: Dobe's sweat on his slender neck and well-built chest.
Naruto *nearly fainted*
Interviewer: …And?
Sasuke: Well, actually, his most unique aroma is in… *got cut off by Naruto's hand*
Naruto: You! Shut up!
Sasuke *calmly pulled Naruto's hand off his mouth": In…
Naruto *ran away with his ears deaf*
Interviewer *looked with great interest*
Sasuke: …The place you-know-where. *And coolly walked towards Naruto's direction.*
Danger! Dangerous Interview! Part 3: Favourite Positions
Naruto *said without hesitation*: Sitting and eating ramen –tte bayo!
Sasuke *put on a dreamy look*: Sitting on dobe's body.
Naruto: Lying on my bed reading manga.
Sasuke: Pinning dobe down on his bed.
Naruto *pretended to be deaf*: Standing in the shower.
Sasuke *started getting a hard on*: Having sex with dobe in standing position.
Naruto *still tried in vain*: Lying on my stomach, with my face caressed by the soft pillow.
Sasuke *tackled Naruto to the ground*: Doggy style.
Interviewer: …
Danger! Dangerous Interview! Part 4: Favourite Places
Naruto *looked thoughtful*: My house.
Sasuke: Dobe's house.
Naruto: The ramen stand.
Sasuke *smirked evilly*: The bushes around the park.
Naruto: The hot spring.
Sasuke *felt a nosebleed coming*: Wherever dobe takes a bath.
Naruto *tried not to cry*: A bright place with a lot of delicious food.
Sasuke *thought back to his closet*: Anywhere dark with soft futons.
Danger! Dangerous Interview! Part 5: Favourite Hobbies
Naruto *drooled*: Devouring ramen! Of course!
Sasuke *licked his lips*: Devouring dobe.
Naruto *jumped up*: Tr… training –tte bayo!
Sasuke *pulled his hand out of Naruto's pants*: Trying different style in our love making process.
Naruto *moved to the other end of the sofa*: Bathing.
Sasuke *blinked innocently*: Peeking at dobe while he's taking a bath.
Naruto *looked determined*: Improving my skills at using kunai and shuriken.
Sasuke *looked as twice determined*: Improving dobe's skills at using bondage.
Danger! Dangerous Interview! Special: Most Precious Things
Naruto *bounced up and down excitedly*: Free Ramen Coupons –tte bayo!
Sasuke *counted on his fingers*: Discounts for buying lubes.
Naruto: Free ice cream won in lottery.
Sasuke *pinched Naruto's ass*: Sex toys as additions to lubes.
Naruto *had full intention to ignore Sasuke*: Techniques scrolls.
Sasuke *held up a book in front of his face*: Icha! Icha! Yaoi to the extreme!
Naruto *snatched away the pervert novel*: A new set of kunai.
Sasuke: A new set of bondage items.
Naruto *kept a straight face*: Orange and black clothes.
Sasuke *handed out massive numbers of photos *: Maid clothes, high school girl uniforms… Collection of costumes for dobe.
Naruto *shook in anger*: Recycled nylon bags.
Sasuke *reached towards Naruto*: Tomato-essence condoms.
Naruto *whimpered*: To… to tell the truth, my most precious thing is Sakura chan doll.
Sasuke *undid Naruto's shirt buttons*: Dobe. *licked his prey's neck* *bit hard* And his body.
Interviewer: …
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