Foward: What would happen if Kim had the hots for a certain cousin? Base on a Steely Dan song.
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Disclaimer: All Characters of Kim Possible are own by Disney and Mr. Bob and Mr. Mark( Come on guys! It's been four years now. How about a give me on Shego?) All other characters, vagabonds, thugs, geeks, lawyers, carpitbaggers, scalliwaggs, and Mace are property of their repective authors( and they know who they , really, it is true). Me no profit, me have fun. The song in this fic is done to the tune Cousin Dupree by Steely Dan.
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A/N: Sorry it has been awhile since I have put out any fics. But with a new job, new car, and my daughter's wedding coming up I have been running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. I hope the dust settles down soon and I can get back to some writing and bring you more great fics. So now here is Cousin Kimmie with apologies to cpneb on his "Jade" pairing.
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Cousin Kimmie
Well I've kicked alot of butt since high school
Been on alot of missions with Ron
I've foiled Drakken's plans about twice a week
And Chester Yasby has long since gone
Now I'm crashing at my uncle place way out here
And watching the Montana sky
When I see little cousin Joss walking on in
All I could say was oh-my-my
Baby how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play when you was three
How about a kiss for your cousin Kimmie
How about a kiss for your cousin Kimmie
She made me drool for her like I did for Shego
In those boots and tight cowgirl jeans
I pretended to be readin an ad to Club Banana
Her tight blouse can really make a scene
On Saturday night she walked in with Wade
And back him up against the wall
I fell off the couch and was kicking Wade's butt
He when sceaming in the night as he was heading out the door
Baby how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play when you was three
How about a kiss for your cousin Kimmie
How about a kiss for your cousin Kimmie
I'll teach you all the tricks I've learn
If you teach me how to hog-tie a girl
Life is short and I'm sick of Ron
What's so strange about kissing cousins
Let's give it a whirl
One night we're playing checkers by the fireplace
And I figured I would make my move
I said," Joss, with my red hair and nice perky breast"
"How can you not feel my groove?"
She said,"Maybe it's the sleezy look in your eyes"
" Or that you mind has turned into mush"
" What in the world has got into your head?"
" What has turn you into a lesbo lush?"
Baby how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play when you was three
How about a kiss for your cousin Kimmie
How about a kiss for your cousin Kimmie
How about a kiss for you cousin Kimmie
How about a kiss for your cousin Kimmie
"HOLD IT, HOLD IT, wait a doggone minute here cousin Kim. This is just sick and wrong here now. There are three things I want to say about this lesbo lush-fest."
1. You have been on way to many Drakken and Shego mission here.
2. Will you stop reading them Kigo stories online.
3. Captain IT! If you ever write another fic like this again, I will put you on Ole Tornado and have him buck you to the other side of the planet you sick-preverted varmin.
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A/N: Well, here we are again folk. Time for " Flame the Captain". So send in them reviews once more and again we thank you for your support.
NO .NO JOSS! NOT THE BRANDING IRON! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF FLAME THE CAPTAIN! HELLLP!