The Ups and Downs of Life

Summary: A series of oneshots detailing the daily life of the Star Wars characters in various different fanfics and films. [1. Obi-Wan knew Anakin could be wild, but he never expected a film to influence the mind of his young Padawan Pre Attack of the Clones]

Moon Pies and Jokes

Obi-Wan was having a rough day, no doubt about it. Sure, Anakin had a certain reputation for getting on his bad side, but today was taking it to new levels. Earlier, Anakin had made an extremely innapropriate joke in front of a group of senators. Of course, they all started laughing, but Obi-Wan blushed, then scolded Anakin for 'an inappropriate use of language.'

Suddenly, Obi-Wan walked by Anakin, and suddenly stopped. His Padawan had a goofy expression on his face, and Obi-Wan stared his Padawan straight in the eyes. Obi-Wan only had to blink for a second before he felt something moist splatter all over his face. Anakin started howling with laughter while Obi-Wan wiped his face with a napkin.

Vanilla cake? Well, that does explain that goofy expression on face...

"Anakin!" he shouted.

"Sorry, Master," Anakin laughed. "But it seemed too funny to pass up. After all, they did that in The Green Mile."

"Is that also where you learned to make jokes like that?"

"Maybe..."

"Anakin?"

"Yes, Master?"

"I suggest you start running."

"You don't have to tell me twice," Anakin said as he sprinted away.

Of course, as Mace Windu walked down the halls, he started to wonder why Obi-Wan was chasing Anakin down the halls, with vanilla cake splattered all over his face. He simply thought it was another prank that Anakin had pulled on his master. Padawans these days... They are out of control.

I couldn't agree more. Obi-Wan mentally agreed.

A/N: (dies from laughter) Okay, yes, despite being only 13, I have seen The Green Mile and loved it. I like it when that old guy makes that joke, and of course, I know it's inappropriate, but I can't help but laugh. I also loved that part where Wild Bill spits that Moon Pie into Brutal's face. XD (Sigh) So many good times. And don't make me mention Mr. Jingles (squeals) He is so darn cute, I swear! Anyways, for those of you who have seen The Green Mile, you'll know what I'm talking about, for those of you who haven't, I'd totally recommend it for those of you who are 13 and older.

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