My mind is full of questionable nonsense...Now I just need to find a way to slow it down. :) Good thing I like writing.

Disclaimer: Hunter X Hunter belongs to it's rightful owners. I own nothing.

He didn't know why this was, but for some strange reason, Gon always wondered if he was capable of annoying his closest friend, Killua. Actually, scratch that. He already knew he was very capable of that feat, but he always wondered just how much he could annoy Killua. Especially since Killua seemed to get frustrated with him often. Though a part of him knew that doing so, would likely result in nothing but death. Maybe not that far, but close enough. Though the other part, the part that listened to the inner-child within him, even though he was still a child, thought that trying different ways to annoy his best friend would be the best time killer there was. Not to mention, he was really looking forward to this entertaining, yet scary, activity he was prepared to act on.

"Killua," Gon called out to his friend, "want to go eat somewhere?"

It wasn't a strange request since the two were only twelve and didn't necessarily know how to cook properly, so Gon knew Killua wouldn't be suspicious. He was very pleased when Killua dropped whatever it was he was doing to join Gon's side. Gon didn't really want to ask Killua what he was doing, because the last time he asked, Killua gave him a really scary look that made Gon never want to ask again. Plus, Killua had a sharp knife in his hand at the time.

Without much thought, the two were at a nearby restaurant. Being the growing kids they were, they ordered far too much than they should have, but that meant more for later, so they didn't mind.

Gon glanced at Killua who was looking at his food with hunger in his eyes. Gon had to wonder when the last time Killua ate, because Killua looked like he was ready to eat the whole restaurant. Which was perfect for Gon's first plant to annoy Killua. Gon hid his smile as he lifted his plate with both hands and conspicuously licked everything that was on his plate.

"What are you doing?" Killua asked, as Gon expected.

Gon puffed out his chest in a proud manner and announced, "I did that to them so no one steal my grub!"

Killua just rolled his eyes and returned his own attention to his own food. Gon sighed in disappointment. It didn't seem like that had any effect on annoying Killua. At least no more than usual. He was going to have to step up his game.

"Gon, after this do you want to train together?" Killua asked, his mouth still full.

Suddenly an idea flashed through Gon's mind. He smirked internally, but didn't show anything on the outside. "That's what you think."

Killu swallowed his food and gave Gon a confused look. "Is that a yes?"

"That's what you think," Gon repeated himself.

"Seriously, Gon, let's train after this," Killua said, sounding more annoyed this time, much to Gon's pleasure.

"That's what you think."

"What does that even mean!" Killua shouted this time. Yep, he was definitely annoyed. Gon decided to back off.

"Alright, let's train later!" Gon said happily.

Killua sighed to calm himself down. Deciding not to ask why Gon was acting so weird. Silently, they finished their meal and left the restaurant. Killua led the way back to the house to where they could train in nen and anything else. When they arrived home another idea struck Gon. He was having way too much fun with this.

As they stepped in, Gon looked around suddenly. "Did you hear that?"

Killua tensed, almost as if he expected someone to attack. "What?"

Gon relaxed and sighed with a light laugh. "Nevermind, it's gone now."

After a few moments, Killua decided that it was just a false alarm and he too, relaxed. "Okay, let's get to training."

Gon shook his head. "Can't, I have training to do."

"Baka," Killua said, "that's what I said."

"Yeah, but I can't train," Gon insisted. "I have training to do."

Before Killua could speak, Gon held up a finger. "Did you hear that?"

"What?" Killua asked, looking to the windows and door.

Gon smiled sheepishly, "Nevermind, it's gone now."

Killua clenched his fists, wondering what Gon had gotten into. He generally wasn't this high-maintenance. It wouldn't be surprising if Gon ended up getting whacked due to this behavior, but he held himself back, because friends didn't hurt each other. Not normal ones at least.

"Let's just train, maybe you're just antsy because we haven't fought anyone in a while," Killua offered more as an explanation to himself than to Gon.

Gon nodded, "Okay."

"You're actually going to train?"

Gon rose an eyebrow. "Yeah, why wouldn't I? I said I would didn't I?"

Killu sighed angrily, much to Gon's amusement. "Okay."

They began their training as they usually did. They sat with their legs crossed as they practiced holding their ren for as long as possible. They did this for about ten minutes before Gon spoke once more.

"Did you hear something?"

"What are you hearing?" Killua demanded looking around for something, anything. Because Gon has brought this up three times now.

Gon sighed as if he was disappointed. "Nevermind, it's gone now."

"What did you hear?" Killua asked, releasing his nen.

"Nothing," Gon insisted. "I told you, it's gone now."

"But what was it?" Killua demanded.

"I don't know!"

Killua sighed loudly and tried the best he could to not smack Gon. He was getting really annoying. Almost to the point where Killua was ready to kick him out of the place they were staying at, but of course he wasn't that mean.

At that point, Gon decided to be smart and let it be for now. Just because he found amusement in annoying Killua, it didn't mean that he had a death wish. So, he decided the best course of action would be to take a break. At least for a few hours. So, he peacefully returned to training along with Killua who seemed more stressed than usual…

To both Killua's and Gon's surprise, they got a surprise visit from Kurapika and Leorio. This was especially exciting for Gon, because now he had more targets. Not that he planned on hurting anyone with his annoyance.

It was nearing the time around when the sunsets when it was dinner time. Leorio, being the kind person he was, cooked for them and made a surprisingly good meal. At the table, Gon and Killua sat on one side, while Kurapika and Leorio sat on the other side. While they ate, Gon stared at Kurapika while he ate for about two minutes. Actually, it was longer than that, but it took Kurapika two minutes to realize that Gon was staring. Which, was surprising because Gon expected Kurapika to notice him right away.

In the middle of chewing his food, Kurapika gave Gon a curious look.

Which, Gon replied, "I've been watching you eat for the past 2 minutes. You're weird."

Though, to Gon's disappointment, he didn't seem to have annoyed Kurapika, but he was pleased to say he at least freaked the poor guy out. Though, it wasn't intended at all, he seemed to have successfully annoyed Killua in the process of trying to annoy Kurapika.

"Why?" Killua asked. "Why were you watching him eat?"

Gon shrugged. "No reason."

"And how is he weird?"

"Wait," Gon hushed the table, "Did you hear that?"

Killua groaned loudly. "What!? What are you hearing? I am hearing nothing!"

Gon sheepishly smiled. "Sorry, it went away again…"

Killua couldn't help, but whacking Gon on the back of the head. "Baka! There's nothing there! Stop saying that!"

Leorio and Kurapika could only watch in confusion, having not been there earlier.

"Sorry," Gon apologized, secretly enjoying that he finally got Killua to snap, but he forgot how painful Killua's hits were.

Which is why he decided to lay off for the day. He determined that it wasn't worth the risk and left Killua alone for the rest of the evening. It was later that night when Kurapika and Leorio left, when Gon considered going at it again, but once again, decided against it. He had enough planned for the poor guy the next day.

I don't know why it's so fun to mess with Killua. ;P It just is. Makes me excited to write more of this and others.

Don't ask me when and/or where this takes place. You can imagine as you please.

Thanks for sticking around for my weirdness. :) Have a great day!