Disclaimer: A story about how Master Chief went mad and died. This is a one-shot story; so don't expect any more chapters.
The day MC went mad
The CryoTub opened, and MC stepped out. A Technician, who shall be known as Tech 3, stood in front of MC and another Technician was the Cryo Control Suite.
"Hi Chief, glad to see you again!" said the Tech. Then MC saw something. A little brown thing appeared on Tech 3's head. This stunned MC. The little brown thing looked like a piece of shit. Then the brown thing spoke;
"Howdy how!" it said, and then jumped down from Tech 3's head and disappeared.
"Are you okay?" asked Tech 3.
"Yes, I am" said MC, twitching. The MC carried on through the level, until he got to the Armoury. MC walked through the Armoury. Suddenly, something that looked like a Giant Panda stepped in front of the MC. The thing that looked like a Giant Panda then started to sing;
"Sexual Harassment Panda! When a Panda sticks his lovestick in another Panda's ear, that's Sexual Harassment! And that makes me a sad Panda!" sang the Giant Panda. MC was in a shocked silence as the Panda left. MC continued to the bridge, twitching madly.
The MC entered the Bridge, twitching madly, and stood in front of Keyes.
"Hello there, Maser Chief" greeted Keyes. Before MC reply, strange, source less music began playing. Then Knomes appeared a sang;
"We are Knomes! Knomes that work all day! Do Da! dle doo!"
The Knomes ran up to Keyes, and stole his underwear.
"Hmm, is it me or is it suddenly very cold in here?" asked Keyes.
"AAAAAGGHH!" replied MC. MC brought out a Plasma Grenade and stuck it on Keyes face. After doing that, MC ran out of the Bridge, making Monkey noises.
"Security to Bridge! Master Chief has gone rampant! Take him out boys!" ordered Cortana. Through a nearby door, a group of TOTALLY IMPERVIOUS MARINES, charged through the door, and upon seeing MC, shot him. MC's dead body fell to the floor, rats eating MC's body. Nearby, Stan and Kyle watched MC get killed
"Oh my god! They killed Master Chief!" said Stan
"You Bastards!" Yelled Kyle
And that was the day that MC went mad.
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