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I have been messing around with this idea for a bit. It is out there but I love it so much! Every time I think of it I start to bust out laughing. Here is a summary: Sirius finds a multiple boxes filled with Muggle goods. (Maybe Arthur was hiding them?) He finds Scrabble, Go fish, a old TV set and many, many other things. Being bored he gets unsuspecting houseguests to join in the merriment. The thought of Sirius playing curates always makes me laugh. The length depends on the amount of reviews I get and suggests on games are always welcome. I'm going to try and keep each game to a chapter. Although knowing me that will most likely never happen.

*Updated and hopefully more chapters to come soon Nov. 2011*

I know I should probably be updating my others stories…Oh, well.

PS I might get how to play the 'game' wrong but bear with me. You can't find information like that on the internet! LOL

Just 'broaden your mind…'

Muggle games

Sirius was bored….bored….bored….bored…words couldn't even describe how COMPLETEY AND UTTERLY BORED HE WAS! Nothing to do, absolutely NOTHING! Everyone was away except for his annoying house elf and a Hippogriff that was fast asleep. What had Sirius done to deserve such a cruel fate? Azkaban seemed

almost like a welcome change, well not really. Sirius wanted to stomp around in frustration but he couldn't even do that unless he wanted to wake up his mother's portrait.

He scanned his room for what seemed like the five hundredth time that day, desperately looking for something entertaining. Sirius' eyes lingered in a corner longer than usual and he noticed a small shadow of a box. How come he had never noticed it before?

Getting up from his crouched position on the floor, Sirius groaned and stretched out his tired muscles. With enthusiasm Sirius made his way over to the shadow that liked a large box. He bent down to investigate his new find. It was a rather large box (Why had he missed it so many other times?) and it was covered in about two inches of dust. Taking his shirt off, Sirius began to rub the dust off. On to top of the box there was writing, 'Disgraceful Garbage.'

"Sounds like fun." and he opened the box.

Inside there were an assortment of things. A few decks of cards, other boxes and other miscellaneous items. Sirius hadn't seen many muggle things in his life but he knew without a question it was a box filled with muggle games. What was a box of muggle things doing in his attic?…better not to ask.

Sirius started to pull out items and examine them. It was a treasure trove of fun. Sirius thanked whatever god was responsible for such a blessing. "It was most likely more the devil's doing." Siruis gave a wicked grin, it would only be a few hours till Remus got home. Maybe even his favorite cousin would show up. Ever since Remus had started staying over at Grimmauld Place, Sirius had seen a lot more of Tonks.

He opened the deck of cards labeled 'Go Fish' and took out the instructions. He had to become a master at it before his friends/victims arrived. With a maniacal laugh, Sirius began to memorized how to play.

One Hour Later

Sirius waited in the living room impatiently. What was keeping them? Remus and Tonks should have been there, Sirius looked over to the clock, ten minutes ago. Didn't they have any decency to show up on time? Sirius let out a disgruntled sigh. With a loud POP, Remus appeared in the living room a few feet from Sirius. A moment later with another POP Tonks appeared.

"Geez, you're late you know! Making people wait is rude!"

Tonks and Remus both gave Sirius a weird face. Sirius knew he never waited for them to come home but today was different and they were about to find out how different.

"Remus, Tonks, will you play a game with me? A muggle card game?" If Sirius had been in his dog form, his tail would have been wagging a mile a minute. He gave a inward grin; they had no idea what was coming and he liked it that way.

Remus gave a sideways glance over to Tonks. Remus looked worried and so did Tonks. Slowly and careful, like he was picking his words with care, Remus finally spoke, "Sirius what have you been smoking?" Tonks let out a snort of a laugher. Ok, so maybe Remus hadn't been thinking too hard on what to say.

"I, my friend, have been smoking on the pipe called life. Now, come into the library I have it all planned and I refuse to take 'no' as a answer. This way!"

Remus and Tonks reluctantly followed Sirius into the library, As soon as they were all inside, Sirius locked the door. Tonks gave Sirius a 'WTF?' look over her shoulder. Remus just sat down at the table Sirius had set up with the cards.

It was all in place. Sirius plan was going without a hitch. Now to drop the bomb…Clearing his throat loudly so that both Remus and Tonks looked over to him, Sirius stated his purpose for asking them to go into the library.

"I have brought you both here today to play strip, Go Fish."

"Strip?"

"Go Fish?"

"Yes. Strip Go Fish. Go Fish, is a muggle card game and I added the strip part in there to spice things up. I mean we are adults, why not have some adult fun?" Sirius finished with a wink. Tonks sat at the table with a eager look on her face. Remus looked like he was going to barf. "How do we play?" Sirius was more then happy to explain the rules to Tonks. Taking a seat, he began to deal out the cards.

"We each have seven cards. The goal of the game is to have as many pairs of cards you can get. To make pairs I ask you 'Do you have a seven?' if you don't you say 'Go Fish' and I have to take off a piece of clothing. If I ask you that and you do have a seven you have to give it to me and take of a piece of clothing. We play till all the cards are paired or until we have ran out of clothes." Sirius gave Remus a wide grin. "I get to go first since I came up with the idea." Suddenly Remus found his voice again.

"We can't do this Sirius this is completely unprofessional. Complete nonsense if you ask me."

"What? You don't want to see Tonks in her underwear?"

Remus and Tonks both blushed a violent crimson.

"Ok, enough beating around the bush. I'm going. Tonks, do you have a three of spades?"

"Go Fish."

And so it began…

…to be continued…

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