Fuck. Here I was, just doing some paperwork for my job and out of nowhere, I realize I was actually drifting into the back of my head where my story ideas are, and I actually began writing a story down onto one of the papers. I'm not sure how I'll explain that one to my boss, but I'm sure i'll think of a way!

Summary: Orihime and Ulquiorra are starring in a romantic movie together. What happens when Orihime, a single woman ever since her recent divorce, falls for the already taken Ulquiorra?

Warnings: Lemons for sure, much swearing.

Story's Theme Song: JoJo and Drake - Marvin's Room

I can't be certain this will be a very long story. I guess we'll find out and see how many more ideas continue come to my mind to develop the plot further. Well, onto chapter one. Enjoy! :)

I've been up three days
Adderall and Redbull
This call is a mistake
There's something strong in this water bottle
I hear you got a new chick
A dancing little Barbie doll
I feel so pathetic
But you still haven't heard it all

Fuck that new girl that you like so bad
She's not crazy like me, I bet you like that
I said fuck that new girl that's been in your bed
And when you're in her I know I'm in your head

"Let's go people! Move it! Move it! Get to your stations so we can get to filming!"

The director's voice rang loud in everyone's ears. He was a big built man with a piercing white smile that seemed to shine whenever he opened his mouth. He didn't try to be loud, that was just how his vocals worked. His name is Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez. He didn't seem like the type of man who would go around directing movies, but he was actually pretty good at it. His next film was focused more on romance over everything else. Another strange concept. Grimmjow was always the type of man who was into action packed films, and even films of the masked man who goes around killing idiotic teenagers. That was typically what he aimed for in most of his projects, but this time, he was all about the romance. Many say it's because of his new found love that he met in the last film he directed and starred in. Her name is Nelliel Tu Odelschwank. It's a long and obnoxious name to Grimmjow, so he just settled with calling her Nel.

In any case, Grimmjow called up an old friend from Las Noches High School to see if he would be interested in playing the lead male role in his movie. While they were in school together, Grimmjow took photography and film, where as his friend took Theater throughout all of High School, and even his eighth grade year in Middle School. That friend is Ulquiorra Cifer, by the way. Long black hair, emerald green eyes, and two shiny white rows of strong teeth. He isn't very tall for a 28 year old man, standing at only about five foot eight inches, but he had a toned body that most ladies fell for when they saw him shirtless on the big screen. Ulquiorra is a very known actor, a lady's man definitely. Any woman would be lucky to get his hands on him. In fact, one woman is.

Loly Aivirrne, a fellow known actress, was able to win Ulquiorra's heart in the last movie they starred in together. They haven't been together for long, 4 months and 17 days, but they seemed inseparable, even if Ulquiorra never showed it in public.

"Let's go, let's go! We don't have that much time today!" Grimmjow's voice hollered again.

Ulquiorra was already in position. Today, they were filming the scene of when his character, Akatsuki, meets the woman he is supposed to fall hopelessly in love with through the duration of the movie. All that was missing was the woman to play the part. Most were shocked to hear that it isn't his girlfriend playing it, but the most popular actress in all of Hueco Mundo, Orihime Inoue. Such a sweet and beautiful girl outside of character. She played her roles very well. If she were to play the bitchy cop, she could do it. If she had to play the intelligent math teacher, she could do it. If she had to play the schizophrenic woman, she could do it, and do it very well. Orihime has been acting ever since she was as young as the age of 3 years old.

Orihime came rushing out of her dressing room. She was clad in a heavy winter coat, a pair of faded jeans and a pair of boots. She looked the part to play a woman who was to meet a man as they walked along the streets as a Blizzard is about to hit.

"My apologies, Mr. Jaegerjaquez!" She exclaimed.

"Be quicker next time, Ms. Inoue. Get in your position. Ulquiorra is waiting for you." He rushed her.

She rushed to her position on the other side of the green screen of Ulquiorra. This was actually the first time she actually got to look at him in person. As they were both very popular in the movie industry, many would have thought that they would appear in many movies together, but this is truthfully the first one. Orihime is a fan of all of Ulquiorra's acting in the movies he's played in, and she couldn't believe she was starring in his first romance with him. He looked so handsome. Taller than her for sure, with a pair of black jeans on and black boots to match. His coat is a cream color and he has on a green scarf.

"Alright you two! You both know your parts and your lines, correct?" Grimmjow called.

They nodded together and Orihime almost froze up once the word Action! rang through her ears. She had never been like this, so why now? On queue, as soon as Ulquiorra began to walk, Orihime began as well. The Green Screen was actually rather large, so it took about 15 seconds for them to reach each other. At this part, they were supposed to bump into each other, but Grimmjow called out Cut! They both stopped and turned to him, looking for an explanation.

"Ms. Inoue, as you're walking, I want you to appear as if you're shivering. Shoulders touching your ears and your hands over your mouth trying to find warmth. Ulquiorra, keep as you're going but put your hands into your coat pockets." He explained thoroughly before giving them 3 seconds to register all of it in their minds, get to their previous starting places and yelling Action!

This time, Orihime walked slower, to make it seem as if she is struggling to walk in fake snow and she forces her body to quiver as a make believe shiver. She rubs her hands, breathes on them, and brings them up to her face. Her face had make up on it to make her appear more pale, and dark red blush on her cheeks and nose to make her character look more believable as a freezing woman. She held her head down to keep the cold away from her, just as the script had said, and in about 2 seconds, Ulquiorra should be bumping into her.

And just like that, Bang! They collided together, and Orihime nearly falls back, as the script said, but she was caught by strong arms that almost made her melt. She was afraid to look at Ulquiorra, but she had to stay in character. She glanced up at him, a blush forming that she hoped wasn't recognizable under all of her blush, and quickly said,

"I'm so sorry, sir!"

Completely on queue because Grimmjow gave a thumbs up. Ulquiorra helped her back to balance on her own two feet but didn't let go of her.

"It's my apologies, ma'am. I wasn't watching where I was going. The weather is very bad and I think we're going to have a blizzard hitting rather soon." He said this so easily, in a voice that sounds numb as if his lips were frozen and he even threw in chattering teeth. "What are you doing out here all alone?" He questioned.

"I.." She chattered her teeth and did a quick Brrrr. "..I was working overtime. My boss didn't realize how bad the weather was going to be. He left me to lock up the shop."

"It's not like a grown man to leave a beautiful woman on her own. How far away are you from your destination?" Ulquiorra asked.

Orihime had to think, she was so caught in her costar's eyes that she wasn't sure. She stuttered on her words, she wasn't sure if it was 20 minutes she was supposed to say or 2 miles.

"Cut!" Called Grimmjow. "What happened Ms. Inoue? You never forget your line!"

She was baffled. That's right. She never forgot her line. She was just so lost in his eyes that her mind went blank. "I'm so sorry, Mr. Jaegerjaquez. I was confused. Was I supposed to say 20 minutes or 2 miles again?" She asked sweetly and gave him a soft smile.

With a brief shake of his head, he replied, "2 miles. We're going to pick it up from 'How far away are you from your destination?'"

Orihime quickly got herself back into character, almost afraid to look back into Ulquiorra's eyes, but she did. He gave her a confused look but quickly shifted back to normal. His arms were still around her and she had to admit, they were making her warmer than she already was, and she liked it.

"How far away are you from your destination?" Ulquiorra asked again.

Coughing, Orihime answered, "About 2 miles from here. It's not very far, I walk it almost everyday!"

Ulquiorra looked drawn back, he took his hands off of her and starred at her as if she were crazy. "2 miles when a Blizzard is supposed to hit? Are you insane or just completely idiotic?" He said, perfectly. Part of Orihime made it feel like he was actually saying that to her out of character as well.

"Well, a little snow isn't going to harm me, I can assure you, Mister. I'll be perfectly fine to walk home before any Blizzard hits." Orihime explained.

Ulquiorra shook his head and grabbed her arm. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but if I turn on the news later and it talks about an orange haired woman found dead from freezing to death, I would feel terrible with myself." He began to pull her along in the opposite direction she was going.

"Where are we going!? Let go of me!" She yelled and tried to pull her arm away.

He gripped her arm more and pulled her to his face, "I am simply allowing you a night at my apartment so you don't have to freeze out here in this storm. It's a good deed, perhaps you'll think of paying it forward one day. Now let's go, my apartment is just a block ahead." He explained to her and continued to pull her.

Ulquiorra was practically dragged her because her character was supposed to act as if her body was becoming weak by the snow. He stopped again and looked at her and sighed. He unwrapped the scarf from his neck and wrapped it tightly around hers, making sure to cover her ears with it. "We don't need you getting sick, do we?" He asked before continuing to walk her off the green screen.

"And... Cut!" Grimmjow called. "Perfect! I'm glad I was able to find two professionals on such short notice who are able to get their lines down and a scene finished in about 10 minutes. We have about 7 more hours of filming today though, so go take a break and be back within 15 minutes!"

Orihime's arm was still being held by Ulquiorra's hand and she blushed. Suddenly, he abruptly dropped her arm and began to take off to his dressing room.

"..Wait!" Orihime called but Ulquiorra didn't stop.

She was confused. Don't costars normally introduce themselves to each other before the filming begins? He seemed like such a mean person though. It kind of upset her. She wanted to formally introduce herself to the great Ulquiorra Cifer, king of the Actors in Hueco Mundo. With a small pout and a sigh of defeat, Orihime began to walk off to her dressing room to be pampered for the next scene.

At least she was able to spend a long time filming such an intimate movie with him, that's definitely something she looks forward to.

Okie people. This is literally a beginner chapter. I'm not happy with how it turned out, but I also know that this is a story I definitely want to write. That I want to spend hours just writing on pieces of paper in my free time to make it an amazing adventure for all of you. This was a very bad chapter in my eyes, and I'd be surprised if any of you said otherwise. But as I read through this again and again, I realize that this may actually prove to be a long story. I plan to make Ulquiorra his normal self that you would see portrayed in the manga or anime.

Oh, and I truly do despise Loly and Ulquiorra, but she's the only other woman I could possibly see fit to him other than Orihime. In any case, despite this horrible chapter, I do hope you look forward to reading more well written and improved chapters in the very near future. I look forward to sharing this story with you all! :D

I can actually firebend, did you know that? So your flames will blow up in your faces.

Until the next update!

-Cat(: