Glacarius: yo!

Shailin-Wolan: *rolls her eyes*

Glacarius: What? *gives an innocent look*

Shailin-Wolan: Just get on with it.

Glacarius: Do I have to?

Shailin-Wolan: Just do it already.

Glacarius: But why me? Can't you give the disclaimer?

Shailin-Wolan: Because I told you to.

Glacarius:*grumbles about annoying wolves*

Shailin-Wolan: What was that about wolves?

Glacarius: I said they were awesome.

Shailin-Wolan: Just do it.

Glacarius: *glares* Fine if you think we own Devil May Cry or anything else you may recognize you are a drooling retard.

Shailin-Wolan:...

Glacarius: Please no flames, if you have to criticize be nice about it or Vergil will find you.

Vergil:...*has a smug smirk*

Dante: Come on woman start the story already...

Glacarius: Alright, alright already keep your chaps on geez...

It was raining. Dante decided he hated rain...a lot. A few hours before he had gotten a call from a stranger about a mission that so far all he knew about it was he had only one major demonic target. If he wanted to know more, he was to meet the employer in front of a small mart that was closed at this time. He had been standing in the rain for almost an hour and the employer was late he was about to leave when his nose caught a rather unearthly sweet smell.

"Who's there? I am not in the mood to play stupid games." he growled as his hand was ready to pull out Ivory.

"Sorry for the wait." A man with the reddest hair Dante had ever seen in his life walked toward him. He had sharp brown eyes with a yellow ring inside his iris' and was wearing a black and red trench-coat. He seemed to be wearing a strange ragged looking black robe underneath it.

"Well lets just hurry this up alright? I am soaked. Your aftershave is girly and someone lit your head on fire cause dude i-is that even natural?" Dante snickered.

The man just glared at Dante in contempt. "Yes it is, now enough about my hair. The target is dangerous and needs to be taken out quickly she has been causing quite a bit of trouble for our company for the last few weeks we believe her to be a high level demoness. Here is a picture." the man handed Dante a photo of a black-haired woman with stark green cat-like eyes with a yellow ring around the pupil.

"Wow she's a babe what's her name?" asked Dante.

"Raven Ashbreaker," replied the man.

"And yours?" asked Dante.

"I don't see the relevance but my name is Anderson."

"And about my pay upfront?" asked Dante.

"Very well," the man seemed agitated as he handed Dante 1 grand and the photo "She was last seen in the wooded area outside of this city."

"Alright thanks for the tip pal I will just be going now." replied Dante grinning like a cheshire cat.

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She was irritated no...scratch that pissed off. She had been fighting most of the day. What she wanted was a nap, it sounded nice at the moment.

But oh no things had to come for her every five minutes. She swore when she realized that there was something rather large actually summoning most of the irritating pests trying to kill her. She smirked they were trying and rapidly failing but she knew she couldn't keep this up she needed to find the source that was summoning these Hell Vanguards. As she cut through the last of this wave she spotted two enormous wolf-like demons. One had blood red fur with black chains wrapped and wound around it's body and pure white spikes that ran along it's back. The other had pitch black fur with red chains winding around it's body and the pure white spikes that also adorned it's back.

"Ah ha found you. Do you know how annoying you are with all that summoning? I need a break but I doubt I am gonna get it am I?" she spoke in a guttural demonic sounding language.

The red Wolf seemed to vanish and she barely dodged the snapping jaws that came up from behind her.

"I think I will take that as a no eh? Oh well I think I will use your fur to keep me warm cause your summoning ruined my clothing now I will have to use my wings assholes." she growled at them as she floated above them with pitch black wings out stretched on the currents of the wind.

The only reply she got from them was more snarling and growling.

"If you were intelligent you'd run. But thanks to him I am almost sorry I have to kill you." she frowned as she looked thoughtful for only a moment but then raised her hands out before her and black sparks seemed to gather between her fingers a bolt of black lightning-like energy shot scorching the ground where the red wolf had been moments before. The black wolf howled a war-cry and the red chains seemed to unravel and they shot straight towards her slamming her into a tree.

"D-damn it that smarts." She groaned. She managed to dodge the red wolf's tackle and it overshot and slammed itself into the tree and kept going knocking half a dozen more down in the process. It stood in a dazed fashion and she took the opportunity to fly straight up as she gathered the black lightning-like energy again and it struck the red wolf it yowled in sheer agony and collapsed it's blood red fur smoking where she'd hit it.

"She shoots and she scores!" She exclaimed with a wicked smile.

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It had long since stopped raining when Dante had reached the outskirts of the city. The smell of demon blood assaulted his nose.

-I must be close.- he thought. He could feel the ground trembling slightly, and the sounds of battle could be heard.

"Sounds like a party is going on" he smirked to himself. Dante came to a battle torn clearing and before him was a woman in a strange torn black robe. She had long black hair past her waist and brilliant green eyes she was breathing hard with sweat on her brows. She looked to be tiring.

An enormous menacing black wolf stood it was wounded badly. The woman ran and leapt she let out a war cry as her palm slammed down on the black wolf's head surrounded by black energy. The wolf looked at the woman with baleful eyes and what seemed to be respect and burst into red light and the red wolf burst into a black light and hovered before her she grasped them and two katanas appeared in her hands. One blade was blood red and the hilt was solid black. It reflected no light and had solid white spikes on what looked to be a hand-guard along with a black chain on the end of the hilt. Strange demonic symbols on the hand-guard translated to Bloody Oblivion. The other was a solid black blade that also reflected no light the hilt was blood red. It also had pure white spikes on the hand-guard with a red chain on the end of the hilt. The symbols on this one's hand-guard translated to Savage Abyss. She smirked and swung them around. The sound of clapping could suddenly be heard behind her.

"Wow that was an impressive ending babe now I think it is time I end the party you started huh?"

"I see...so you are here to finish me I will not go silently." She growled at him as she took a defensive stance she seemed to pull feathers from somewhere and they let off an eerie glow.

"Are you going to tickle me to death?" grinned Dante.

"Aren't you hilarious see if you find it funny now." The feathers seemed to glint for only a moment and he felt his cheek and right arm sting badly.

Dante touched his cheek as he drew Rebellion his blood was on his fingers.

"You tickle too rough for my tastes." he charged her with a stinger attack and she barely dodged he nicked her left shoulder. She hissed as her wound burned. It was tit for tat for a few minutes. Dante noticed that strangely his sword seemed heavy.

"W-what the hell?" he grit his teeth as his right arm went limp he dropped Rebellion there was something burning in his veins. The woman only grinned.

"What's the matter demon not so hilarious now huh?" She taunted.

"Y-you should talk." He growled in agitation.

"What do you mean?" she seemed confused

"Now look who's being hilarious." Dante scoffed as he jumped back and a blue aura surrounded him. Quickly, he pulled out a strange device that attached itself to his left arm. A purple light began to gather around it rapidly and a large glowing purple orb shot up and 6 streaks burst out towards her faster than she could dodge. All six hit her at various points. It drained the last bit of strength that she had.

"N-no the bastard he...he won I am so sorry Azrael..." She fell unconscious. Dante sighed as he reached for Rebellion with his working arm something seemed to shimmer and shift. The 'robes' seemed to pull back and unweave themselves into enormous black feathered wings and there was a strong unearthly sweet smell that wafted over his senses. She was now nearly nude her clothes were badly torn like her right wing.

"There is something wrong with this picture. She is not a demon I was lied to." he groaned in agony whatever it was burned in his veins and he was slowly losing mobility. He took off his trench-coat and covered her. Then he slung her gently over his left shoulder. He headed for his car and laid her in the passenger side then drove back to the shop. When he reached Devil May Cry he was struggling to get her inside he made it to the couch and laid her as gently as he could but collapsed and he lay sprawled on the floor all his mobility was lost and he blacked out from fatigue.

Glacarius: evil cliffhanger muwhaahahahaha!

Shailin-Wolan:...

Glacarius: What? well it is evil...isn't it?

Dante: ...

Vergil: ...

Glacarius: WHAT IS WITH THE SILENCE PEOPLE GAH!

Glacarius: Well since no one appreciates my humor please tell us what you think of the story