This is just a little something I typed up to relieve myself of writer's block. It's my Fire Emblem parody of the infamous Fan Fiction 'My Immortal' by Tara Gilesbie. There are probably going to be a lot of points that don't make sense, but that's just how it goes. This is the first 4 chapters compounded to one.

Disclaimer #1: I don't own Fire Emblem. If you thought I was saying I did, you are too retarded to have the right to have a copyright on the franchise.

Disclaimer #2: I don't own My Immortal. No one wants to call claim to something that horrible.

Disclaimer #3: I can write better stories than this, but it's supposed to be like if it's a parody of My Immortal.

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Hi my name is Micaiah Depsinisous Eclipse Schizophrenia Sh'reik Way and I have long white hair that reaches to my upper-mid-back and hazel eyes that look like limpid pools of hazel and everyone says I look like Altina (if u don't no who dat is then get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's fucking hott. I'm a branded but I keep a glove over my mark. I have pale white skin. I'm also an apostle and the queen of Daein, and I live in a castle called Castle Daein. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example I was wearing a black dress with a blood-red shirt that said MCR on the front and a black miniskirt, black fishnets and black boots with red lace on them. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner, and red eyeshadow. I was walking outside castle Daein. It was raining and snowing at the same time, and the clouds covered the sun so I was happy. Alot of preps looked at me. I stuck up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Micaiah!" Shouted a voice. I looked up. It was……………… Sothe!

"What's up Sothe?" I asked.

"Nothing." He said shyly.

But then I heard my advisers calling and I had to go.

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door to my coffin and drank some elixir from a vile I had. My coffin was black and had red lace on the edges. I got out of my coffin and took of the giant MCR T-shirt I used as pajamas and put on a black dress, black fishnets, black lipstick, and a black belt with a skull in the middle.

I saw my friend Reaper and she smiled. "Hi Micaiah." She said. She had on a MCR shirt and tight black pants and skull earrings and boots with pentagrams on them. Her name used to be Fiona but then she found out her real father wasn't really Lanvega of Daein's Four Riders, but was actually a bisexual-zombie-vampire, so she became goffik and changed her name to Reaper.

"What the fuck are you doing in my room bitch?" I shooted sexily.

"OMFG I wanted to talk to you I saw you talking to Sothe yesterday!" She said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said blushing.

"Do you like Sothe?" Reaper asked as we exited the bedroom and went to the Royal Hall.

"I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right." She exclaimed. Just then, Sothe jumped down in front of me. (geddit cuz hez a thief lolol)

"Hi." He said.

"Hi." I replied flirtillty.

"Guess what." He said.

"What?" I asked.

"The Greil Mercenaries are having a concert in Nevassa." He exclaimed.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God." I screamed. "I LOVE GM! They're my favorite band other than MCR."

"Well... will you go with me?" He asked.

I gasped.

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On the night of the concert I put on black boots with red lace on them, black lipstick, 7 pairs of skull earrings, a belt that said GM on the front, and a black ripped dress that was so short it barely covered my gothic underwear. I was feeling depressed so I cast Light on my wrist. I read a depressing tome while I waited for it to stop bleeding. I put on a lot of Black Spirit Dust and but a Black Statue Frag around my neck. I drank some blood and I was ready to go to the concert.

Sothe was outside next to his Wyvern. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt, baggy black pants and black nail polish.

"Hi Sothe!" I said in a depressed voice.

"Hi Michiah." He said back. We got on the dragon that had a huge '666' tattoo on it's ass. While we were flying Sothe took out the Baselard and started cutting himself with it. Then I took out some pot and we started smoking it. When we got there we joined the mosh pit and jumped up and down as we listened to the Greil Mercenaries.

"Soren is so fucking hot!!" I said to Sothe.

Sothe stopped jumping and looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked, but then I caught on. "It's okay, I didn't mean I like him more than you."

"Really?" Asked Sothe.

"Yeah. Besides I don't even know Soren and he's going out with that preppy bitch Mia."

The night went really well, and I had a great time. So did Sothe. We smoked pot and cut ourselves and got Ike and Soren's autographs. Then we got on the Wyvren and flew away. But we didn't go back to Castle Daein. Instead, we flew to……………………… The Serenes Forest!

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"Sothe!" I shouted. "What the fuck are you doing?!"

Sothe didn't answer but grounded the dragon and got off. I got off too curiously.

"Micaiah?" He asked.

"What!?" I snapped.

He leaned in extra-close to me. I saw pain and stress and evil in his sexy red eyes (He was wearing contacts) and suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then... Sothe kissed me passionately! Sothe climbed on top of me and we started making out keenly against a tree. He took off my top and I took off his clothes. I even took off my scarf. Then he put his thingie in my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"SOTHE! SOTHE! SOTHE!" I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then………………

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!"

It was………………………………………………………………………Izuka!