Three teenagers where make out mountain
Dave and Mike where flirting around Debi
until Dave saw a flying saucer. "Hey guys let's go check it
out, it landed over near burger king" said Dave.
Once they got there they saw a McDonald's drive threw,
"Wow! What the fuck is a McDonald's doing out here"
said Dave. They went inside and saw it wasn't a drive
threw as they look at the burgers that looked like
human flesh, they hide behind the counter as they
heard someone coming. It was Ronald McDonald
coming in to open the store, but Dave fell over
when he saw blood coming out of the burger.
Ronald McDonald saw the intruders and Dave
and his friends ran for the exit. then Ronald McDonald grabbed
his gun and shot French fries at them and it
knocked them off their feet then they got up spilt
up and ran. Dave ran into the hamburgler with a
happy meal with a toy sword then Dave said laughing
"Ha! What are you are going to do that? Cut my
throat?". Then the hamburgler took the toy sword and
cut his throat, Dave's throat squirted blood as back up
to the wall as he died.
Mike stopped because he exhausted and got a drink
out of the soda machine, he filled up so much he
was sick. Grimus came and said "need some help",
"Yes" said Mike bending over.
Grimus punching in the stomach then Mike
vomited so much blood he fell over and died.
The Bird heard Debi coming some she put chicken
nuggets in the table. Debi saw the chicken nuggets
and picked one up and all the nuggets grew teeth
and ate Debi to the bone.
The next day...
A man ordered a cheese burger and Ronald McDonald
gave it to him. The man bit the cheese burger and his
mouth pour out blood, the man didn't know was human
flesh. Ronald McDonald smiled with his sharp teeth
as he saw the customer was satisfied with his burger.
THE END