So... this is a little sideshot from this story I'm working on... that i haven't posted...
Violet's an OC, the daughter of Lord Voldemort, go figure XD. Kinda crackish.
Yay for Animorphs and Harry Potter :) Wish they were mine...
Also, they're in Grimmauld Place. Violet's completely awesome, so Sirius didn't die. I figure this right after 6th year.
"Ax is the girl, right?"
"No, Marco. I showed you the pictures. The fish with the forked fins in front is the boy."
"So….. Draco's a girl?"
"Yep."
"…" Marco began laughing, snickering, still watching the fish.
"It is kind of funny…."
"Kind of? Violet, Draco's a GIRL! Hey! They can have angel-babies!"
"Hopefully. I bet they'll be cute," Violet said, leaning closer to the fish tank.
"Come on, Ax, man up! Get to it!" Marco said, pointing his finger at the ghostly white angelfish.
Violet snickered this time.
They both settled back down to watch the fish.
A few bubbles were made from the filter.
"… Ax is trying to eat the bubbles….." Marco said, sounding half like he wanted to laugh.
"Well, that's Ax for you…." Violet replied.
"Draco! Control your husband! He'll get hiccups or die or something if he eats those! I think."
Then the black fish darted towards a bubble.
"Gah! Draco's just as stupid as Ax! Don't eat the bubbles you stupid fish!"
Violet smirked. "I think Ax has rubbed off on him…"
Marco glared at the fish and said, "He needs to rub on Draco some more, I want angelfish babies! Get to work, Ax!"
"What the hell are you two doing!"
Violet and Marco jumped guiltily, turning to grin at the pale blonde standing in the doorway.
Marco's grin widened as he said, "Trying to make you and Ax have babies."
Draco's eyes nearly bugged out of his head. "Stop it! I'm a male, I can't have a baby, and I don't know for sure how his species works, but –"
"Violet already looked it up. You're a girl."
"Gah, no I'm not! Stop trying to make me pregnant!"
Violet piped in then with, "But they'll be pretty zebra or polka dotted babies!"
"Agh!"
Ax chose that moment to poke his head in the room, looking over Draco's shoulder. "I don't understand what is going on…"
"NOTHING, Ax!" Draco immediately said, a light blush on his cheeks.
"Heheheheh," snickered Marco.
"….. and you say you're not gay," Violet said, raising an eyebrow.
"I'm not!" Marco immediately defended. "And stop looking at me all Vulcan-y!"
Violet snickered.
Harry, overhearing the last couple bits, said, "Yeah, we're not gay, Violet. You should know that first hand."
Marco smirked as Violet rolled her eyes. "You're not COMPLETELY gay. But you're gay."
"It is not gay if it is just one male in the whole male half of the species that we have any attraction for," Harry pointed out.
"Now you're acting all Vulcan-y! Did you have to say it like that?"
"If we're Vulcan, what are you?" Violet argued.
"Me? I'm Captain Kirk!" Marco said, puffing his chest out.
Ax snorted at that.
"No more Star Trek for you, Ax!" Marco said.
"Or you, for that matter," Harry said, raising his eyebrow.
"You're still acting like a Vulcan! Stop it!"
"You know, Captain Kirk and Spock had a thing going on," Violet said, grinning.
"That was only speculation! Never proven!" Marco insisted.
"It was so much more than bromance, and you know it," Violet said, her grin widening.
Ax put in, "What is 'bromance?'"
"It's a really close friendship between two guys, who love each other, but it's nothing really romantic," Draco explained.
"Ah…. I believe that Captain Kirk and First Officer Spock were more than close friends. Vulcan's did not hold hands with just anyone," Ax said firmly.
Violet laughed. "See? Ax agrees!"
"Spock was half-human!"
"Doesn't matter, he was brought up Vulcan," Harry said.
"Ah, forget it, I'm done arguing!" Marco said, glaring at everyone before turning to look at the fish. "Ax, hurry up and make Draco pregnant!"
Harry's eyebrows shot up. "Hey, idiot, they're both guys. They can't have babies."
"Nuh-uh, Draco's a girl."
Harry snickered this time.
"Why'd you have to name those angelfish after us!" Draco said irritably.
"'Cause their cute! And you and Ax would seriously make cute babies if you could. Just like these angelfish!" Violet said, looking back at the fish.
Marco propped his elbows on the desk the aquarium was on, setting his head in his hands.
"Whatever, I'm going to see what Sirius is up to," Harry said, laughter in his voice. He left the room, Draco and Ax following behind, Draco grumbling the whole time.
"They do make a nice couple," Marco remarked thoughtfully.
"Yep. Just like Spirk."
Marco dropped his head on the desk with a groan.