Death Eater
A/N: This is a collaboration story between Flowerchild4life and Kenzieee3, so the story will be posted on both accounts. Please look at both profiles and review!
L Lawliet and Light Yagami were at a bakery together for no real reason…because they hate each other. But that's another story entirely. Right now we're focusing on the story about how they randomly got taken to Death City to exterminate the evil witch Medusa.
"L!" Light said.
"Hmm?" L said devouring chocolate cake.
"Why did you get the most damn expensive cake in the freaking bakery!" Light asked angry as usual.
"Be-cause I wanted to," L said simply, and went for another bite of cake, because he really didn't care how expensive it was, as long as Light was paying. Which Light was.
"We should put you on a diet! None of these characters in Death Note eat healthy except Ryuk! And he's not even human! Go ask Ryuk for some apples or something!" Light went off in mad rant.
"You know what Light? I don't give a damn if I eat unhealthily! The way I see it, Kira's eventually going to kill me. I may as well enjoy my cake and eat as many sweets as possible before he does. And remember, Near could eat healthily. No one's ever seen him eat. And Ryuk sucks by the way," the dark-haired detective sighed.
"Well, Near is not normal! He probably eats his toys or something! So let's not bring him into this topic!" Light said. "I should probably kill you now." The Justin Bieber hair teen mumbled.
"Ah hah! So you are Kira! I knew it! And honestly, Near's too smart to eat his toys. And…you eat potato chips all the time so you're the biggest hypocrite I've ever met," L pointed out through another mouthful of cake.
"What are you talking about! I so do NOT eat potato chips all the time! God, you calling me fat!" Light said with a red face.
"My calculations are saying that you should be about five hundred pounds by now…but I could say the same thing about myself I suppose. So no, I'm not calling you fat, I'm merely implying that you're a hypocritical bastard," The detective said, looking down at his plate to find that he had finished his slice of cake. He went and got another one before sitting down in front of a very angry Light.
Light's eyes began to twitch. "YOU FAT ASS! You have the balls to call Kira a hypocritical BASTARD!" Light shouted as he pounded his fist on the table causing L's cake slice to jump. People began to stare.
"Hm. You just told me you're Kira. Again. But whatever. And, there's no need to behave like Fred Flinstone. You're not a cave man. At least, I don't think you are. But I suppose you could be. There's a five percent chance that you're a cave man," L said absent-mindedly, as he took his cake off the table so it wouldn't jump anymore.
"Well, luckily my car insurance is Geico! So if I AM a caveman...I'm ok!" Light said crossing his arms thinking he outsmarted the most intelligent detective in the world.
"Right. What the hell does Geico have to do with anything? That really doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Not that I expected you to make any sense," the dark-haired man sighed and began nibbling on his last bite of cake.
"Oh my god! Their motto is "So easy a caveman can do it!" So obviously dumbass I'll be ok if I am a caveman! DUH!" Light babbled on as he flipped his Justin Bieber hair.
L stared at Light for a moment before replying. "So...you don't know if you're a caveman or not?" he asked. Light stood there dumbstruck for a moment before saying anything.
"Um…Well, if cavemen have Justin Bieber hair, then yes!" Light said pointing at L. At this point, most of the bakery was watching him for entertainment.
"Well then, you are a caveman Light. Congratulations," L congratulated the brown-haired idiot sarcastically. Light didn't catch the sarcasm and smiled.
"OMG! This is the first time I was congratulated!" Light said jumping up and down. Everyone started to snicker.
"Right…um…hasn't Misa or Mikami called you god or something?" the detective asked, trying to get more evidence against Light about being Kira. Light didn't understand that L was trying to do this though.
"What are you? Crazy? OF COURSE! You should start calling me God too! 'Cause I'm ah-mazing!" Light said proudly.
L rolled his eyes. "I'll call you god when someone randomly takes us to a place called Death City and we have to fight a witch named Medusa!" he said, being strangely specific.
Then two girls named Ali and Cosmo came into the bakery with their weapons, Bryan and Demetrius.
"Uh, are you Light and L?" Ali asked.
"Yes," L replied. Cosmo and Ali exchanged glances.
"Well, we need you to come to Death City with us to fight a witch named Medusa," Demetrius explained. L stared and thought to himself, 'god damn my past self!'
"HA! IN YO FACE!" Light pointed at L.
"Are you sure these are the right people?" Bryan whispered to the other miesters and weapon.
"Yeah, I'm sure," Cosmo whispered back.
"I'm still not calling you god Light," L told the brown-haired teen.
"BUT YOU SAID YOU WOULD!" Light whined like a five year old.
"Uh, guys?" Ali said. "Are you gonna come or not?"
"I don't care if I said I would, I was joking you bastard!" the detective shouted, totally ignoring the meisters and weapons. Cosmo sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Guys…come on!" she said impatiently.
"No fair! There's NO way you could've been joking! You have NO sense of humor!" Light yelled back at the detective ignoring the kids also.
"Did you just tell me I have no sense of humor?" L said, actually offended for the first time by something Light Imagay said.
"Uh yea! Open your ears! And you call yourself a detective!" Light put his hands on his hips.
"Can we leave them?" Bryan asked not even bothering to whisper.
"No, we need them!" Demetrius sighed.
"You...mother fucking bitch! I have half a mind to rip off your fucking ugly FACE OFF!" L yelled, totally losing his cool. He went and tried to attack Light.
"AAAHHHH! DON'T TOUCH MAH HAIR! DON'T TOUCH MAH HAIR!" Light screamed.
"Eh…should we break it up?" Ali asked.
"Yeah…" Cosmo sighed. The weapons went and struggled to hold L back from ripping Light to shreds.
"Ok! Guys! STOP!" Ali said putting her scythe between the two.
"Fine," L pouted. He went and took another piece of cake from the counter and began eating it. Cosmo stared at him for a moment before saying something.
"Alright…let's contact Lord Death so we can walk through his mirror," she told Ali.
"Yeah," Ali pulled out her pocket mirror and called Lord Death.
"Hello? Hello?" Lord Death answered.
"Uh, hi Lord Death. We found…the two guys you want. Are you SURE it's suppose to be L Lawliet and Light Yagami?" Ali asked looking at the two staring each other down at the moment.
"Yes, yes. We need those two to help defeat Medusa. Walk through your mirror now, the portal is open!" Lord Death said cheerfully. Ali nodded and dragged L and Light into the mirror along with everyone else. They were now in the Death Room.