Who want to be the millionaire At the studio everyone was getting ready for the show, checking everything so nothing will go wrong, now there done checking things around, now there ready to start they have every thing the questions, chairs, table, and there surprise. The Producer is making the final check.

Producer: Alright everyone get to your station where making the final check Camra1 ready

Camra1: Ready

Producer: Camra2

Camra2: Ready

Producer: Camra3

Camra3: Ready

Producer: Camra4

Camra4: ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Producer: Camra4

Camra4: ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Producer yell: CAMRAAAA 4

Camera man 4 woke up from his sleep surprisingly: Wha, what?

Producer: Are you ready

Camra4: I'm ready

Producer: Now let's make TV history

Now the show is started people are cheering and the music is playing Announcer: Welcome to who want to be a millionaire and now here are host BountyHunter0025

BountyHunter0025 came on to the stage and sat in his chair

BountyHunter0025: Hello everyone welcome to who want to be a millionaire, I am your host BountyHunter0025.

The Fans cheer on

BountyHunter0025: Thank you everyone, tonight show we have some special guest from Yu-Gi-Oh show. The Yugioh crew

The Crew came down one bye one, They are Yugi, Yami Yugi, Bakura, Evil Bakura ( I am not doing the Japanese name so get over it) Pegasus, Weevil, Rex Raptor, Joey, Seto Kaiba, Tristan, Tea, and Mai came down wave to everyone and sat in there chairs

BountyHunter0025: Ok so everyone ready oh yeah almost forgot did you sign the contract everyone?

Everyone nod yes

BountyHunter0025: Now to answer your question from back stage. well there some new rule 1. The Producer gets to pick who will be in the hot seat, 2. We are not responsible for what happen to you and you will love this 3. If you loose you will get a surprise of are choice.

BountyHunter0025 Laugh Evilly

BountyHunter0025: And now it time for Who Want to be a Millionaire, Producer who will be in the hot seat now.

The Producer are talking about it and came down to this.

BountyHunter0025: Ok we have are first contestants its Joey Wheeler

Joey came down and sat in the chair

BountyHunter0025: Now Joey you know the rules

Joey: yup I get 3 lifelines 50/50, ask the audience, and call a friend

BountyHunter0025: Nope, sorry we don't do lifeline here

Joey: What that other guy did lifeline and why shouldn't this show get lifelines

BountyHunter0025: Well uh we had a budget cut so here your first questions

Question 1. Which is the strongest force?

A. Ants B. Gravity C. fate D. Blue Eye White Dragon Joey: I said D Blue Eyes White Dragon Final answer

BountyHunter0025: Well Joey you are WRONG and so you lost and you will you're your surprise

All of a sudden there was a cloud of smoke covering Joey and then Poof what should be Joey sitting in that spot but there is a Dog sitting there. Everyone has no idea what happen to Joey and they ask BountyHunter0025 where is Joey.

BountyHunter0025: well you are looking at him

They stare at that dog

BountyHunter0025: well he lost and now he been turn into a dog and it get worst

Joey: Arf Arf Arf (how can it be worst then this?)

BountyHunter0025: Well he is now Kiaba lap dog BountyHunter0025 laugh evilly

Kiaba: Here boy come to your new master Joey the lap dog went over to Kiaba and lay there

Yugi: You said that if we loose we get a surprise but that is not a surprise

BountyHunter0025: Surprise I mean torture, I get these to mix up and a side you sign that what ever happen we are not responsible

Tea: but but

BountyHunter0025: no but bich, now next contestants

The Producer decided it was Mai turns

Mai went to sit were Joey sat

BountyHunter0025: Now Mai its your turn so are you ready

Mai: yeah I am cause I won't loose

BountyHunter0025: ok now here your question

Question 1. What was Nintendo first system?

A. NES B. SNES B. Sega D. PlayStation Mai: Simple it's A final answer

BountyHunter0025: well you are right so now question 2

Question 2. Which is not a monster card?

A. Red Eyes Black Dragon B. Change of Heart C. Double Ganger D. Magical Hats

Mai: Change of Heart final answer

BountyHunter0025: Well Mai you are WRONG so you will be torture BountyHunter0025 laugh evilly

All of a sudden Mai been turn into a Puppet

Mai: (Why am I a puppet?) BountyHunter0025: Now here is the Torture send her to the Christian male Virgin and after that the Prison

Mai: (No I don't want to go they will rape me and use me)

Puppet Mai has now been send to the Christian male virgin camp

BountyHunter0025: Now for are nex. what is that noise?

Every body herd it to and they trying to find that noise, and they look at Kaiba and at his legs Joey is humping his legs

Kaiba: Stop Humpin my leg you bad dog

Joey: (I don't know why I am doing this but it feels good)

Kaiba push Joey away

Joey: (Bad dog I will show you bad dog)

Joey went over and pee on Kaiba leg

Kaiba: Bad boy I will show you who master

Kaiba went over and pick up Joey and spank him and then slap him so hard and throw him to the ground

BountyHunter0025: That's is enough Kaiba and you broke the rule of harming animals so you will be are next contestant for doing that

Kaiba: I am not doing it cause I am already rich

BountyHunter0025: Well we know so we took liberty of taking your 3 Blue Eye White Dragon and if you don't do it well were going to burn it

Kaiba: fine I will do it

Kaiba sat in the chair all angry

BountyHunter0025: here is your first question

Question 1. Who is the first president?

A. Washington B. Bush C. Gore D. Clinton

Kaiba: C final answer

BountyHunter0025: your are WRONG hehehe you will be torture BountyHunter0025 laugh evilly

All of a sudden Kaiba turn into a dog

Kaiba: Arf arf arf (Why am I a dog and why am I not feeling my oh ho)

Joey look over at that dog: (Whoa there a freaky but am feeling frisky)

Joey chasing Kaiba around backstage

BountyHunter0025: Now its Tea turns to come down

Tea came down and sat in the chair

BountyHunter0025: Now Tea here your question

Question 1. Who owns Dragoon?

A. Tyson B. Kye C. Kenny D. Max

Tea: its D final answer

BountyHunter0025: Well you are WRONG and so you will be torture and it is the torture is, you have to dance

Tea: Wow I am going to dance in front of every one I need to go home, get shower, and get my dance cloth on

BountyHunter0025: We have them here back stage and so is your privet shower so when you go off stage make sure you will give your cloth to the crew so it won't get wet

So Tea went off stage

BountyHunter0025 whisper to his ear piece (Did she take off her cloths and give it to you, good did she put those bands on her body, good Lock It)

All of a sudden something came down from the ceiling and it was a small shed

BountyHunter0025: Ok everyone now you will see her dance naked he he he

All of a sudden the shed pull out and there was Tea butt freakin naked and she is covering her self.

Tea: What going on

BountyHunter0025: Well Tea we did said that you will be dancing but you didn't let me finish your sentence and that is for you to dance naked

Tea: I refuse

BountyHunter0025: Well Tea you have no chose cause you are wearing these band that will let us control you like a puppet so here we go

The people move the string to show everyone her nakedness and she dances for a hour and they stop and cut the string to let her go and Tea was crying and ran off stage

BountyHunter0025: Ok are next contestant is

Few minuets later

BountyHunter0025: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T DO THE SHOW

Producer: We had a phone called from a mother that is complaining about nuddy on TV and where getting sued for it so well have no chose but to cancel the show

BountyHunter0025: Fine

BountyHunter0025: Well everyone we have to go cause where being sued by a women complaining about the nuddy and so all the contestant will be turn to a teddy bears so by

And BountyHunter0025 disappeared and everyone that was left were turn to teddy bear

The End.