Chap 1
Years ago there had been a hero who kept all evil at bay. With his incredible power he shredded apart anything in his way. But one day he vanished off the face of the earth and his power was kept locked away in 36 different crystals. And it is said the day that these crystals were united would be the day evil would cease to exist. However with his disappearance evil had taken over and very few spots were protected from all tainted beings. And one of those areas was a large mansion with pools and hot tubs patios and everything to make life comfortable. It all belonged to the one known as master hand. However it was not just for him he had built the place for a rather "special" group of people. They are known as the brawlers.
They consisted of people from the realm of Mario, Pokémon, angel land, hyrule, dream land, the laylat system, far away kingdoms, even unknown realms, and even snow-capped mountains. From the realm of Mario there was Mario, luigi, bowser, princess peach, yoshi, wario. From angel land was pit a 13 year old angel child called Pit. From hyrule came link, toon link, and Zelda. From the snow capped mountains and kingdoms came the ice climbers, marth, Ike. From the unknown realms came samus, and olimar. From Pokémon came the trainer with charizard, ivysaur, and squirtle, lucario, Pikachu, and jiggly puff. From dream land came meta-knight, Kirby, and king dedede. From the laylat system came fox, captain falcon, falco, and wolf.
All these brawlers now live at the mansion and with only one rule. They can't leave. However master hand does this not out of evil but to keep them safe from the evil out in the world. Any way there will be some regulations that certain people might not agree with but you will see more about that right now.
"No, no, no, no, " exclaimed pit backing away from bowser and peach who held a syringe in one hand and scissors in the other. "Oh come on it won't hurt at all besides master hand said if you're going to stay here you are going to need flu shots and your wings clipped". Already the angel child had grown angry and shouted "fine then I guess I wont stay here". But before he could take off he felt a sharp pain in his neck. Instinctively reaching over to where it hurt he pulled out a knock-out dart. "This has squirtle written all over it" grumbled the angel. "How can you tell" asked bowser. "He wrote his name on it with blue crayon and this just made me very ma-yaaaaaawn, sleepy". Then the angel fell face first on the ground asleep.
Bowser turned and saw squirtle sitting on the roof with a dart gun in his hand waving. Then with a flick oh his tale he back flipped off the roof aiming for the pool. A loud crash and groan of pain informed peach he missed. A glance at bowser told him she wanted him to get squirtle and bring him to the medical room with pit. While he was asleep peach gave pit his flu shot and used special heated scissors to clip the edge feathers of his wings. They would sort of cauterize the feather tip so it would take longer to grow back the shortest time would probably be a year and that's if the feathers would re-grow fast. Poor squirtle got knocked out by accident still he couldn't be killed no-body could. Whenever a brawler gets killed he is turned into an indestructible statue on top of a gold ring. By touching the ring the brawler gets reanimated but still with normal characteristics.
At lunch all the brawlers sat in groups. Pit was in a group known as the blade group with members that used bladed weapons. In his group were meta-knight, link, toon-link, Ike, and marth. Everyone was obliterating there meals while pit just stared blankly out the window. Meta-knight looked at him and said "what is wrong my friend". (Just to let you know meta-knight is Spanish and pit is Greek). Pit looked at meta-knight and said "why didn't you get your wings clipped"? "Because unlike you I don't have any feathers on my wings to have clipped" replied meta-knight. Pit grumbled and got up to walk to his room.
In the smash mansion each person had a room. Pit's room was nothing like the one he had in angel land. His had a TV in it along with a bunk bed incase he had a friend over even though they all lived in the same mansion. He walked over two a mirror and took a deep sigh when he saw his wings. And the end of each one the feather was cut and even though it was a small change it drastically made a difference in his flight ability. Feeling his stomach growl he decided to go back to lunch. After digesting a ham and cheese sandwich he felt hungry for a battle. Thankfully there was a stage simulator in the mansion. Upon asking several smashers king dedede was the one who agreed to fight.
The simulation showed a standard battle ring. After hearing the word fight pit leapt up in the air forgetting about his feathers being clipped. He crashed face first into the ground. Once more the angel tried to take to the sky but with little success he slowly floated down flapping his wings insanely fast but he couldn't stay up in the air. Finally landing on the ground he fell back panting.
King Dedede looked at pit and said "hey son is everything alright". (Pit and king dedede aren't related king dedede just talks lie that). Pit sat up still panting and said "I'm ok I don't need a break either 'gasp' just come at me with everything you got". King Dedede shrugged and concentrated energy into his hammer.
Jet thrusters came out on end and propelled it forward slamming into pit. The power was so strong that a molar was cracked and a bicuspid was knocked loose from pit's mouth. Pit landed a couple yards away and didn't move. King Dedede looked at him in horror wondering if he had hit him too hard. Finally after what seemed like hours pit moved. He slowly pushed himself up with his arms wobbling. When he got up he stumbled back a little clearly dazed. Finally he said "if you see a tooth it's mine". King Dedede looked around and picked a bicuspid off the floor and handed it to pit. Pit took it out of his hand and said "thanks". Dedede looked at him and said "I think we should take you to the dentist". Immediately pit said "no I'm fine I just have to lay down for a little bit that's all". Slowly he limped out the training room and into his room. Falling down on his bed he slowly let the unconsciousness claim him.
A couple hours later he woke up and limped out of his room. Only to find Pokémon trainer, link, and king dedede waiting for him. They all exchanged glances until king dedede finally broke the ice. "Now pit I know you have some sort of weird fear thing with doctors and dentists but I think you need to see one, now look we can either do this the easy way or we force you there". Knowing that he couldn't fight back he reluctantly followed them to peach and olimar who were in charge of all medical or dental needs.
Pit looked at the door and shuddered. He walked into the doctor's room where he took a look at pits wounds. After wrapping his right wing in bandages he escorted pit to the dentist. Finally here came the scary part the dentist. Taking a look in his mouth they saw the cracked tooth. "Your going to need to get it pulled" said peach. Pit backed away and said "I'm good it doesn't hurt at all". Then olimar tossed him an apple and said "fine than take a bite". Pit smiled took a large bit out the apple, swallowed and said "there now if you'll excuse me" pit said as he walked out the room. Peach frowned and counted "three, two, and one".
From outside the room pit cried out in pain "aaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhh".
Pit clutched his jaw as he cried out in pain. Write now it felt as though his cracked tooth was going to explode in his mouth. He had tried to hide the pain but ultimately failed now he will have to go through the most painful challenge yet. Getting his molar pulled. He walked over to Olimar and peach and sighed as they directed him to the dental chair. The young angel had faced many threats but none as hated as the dentist.
Ok" said olimar "now this will take the pain away so you don't even feel the tooth being pulled". Taking a syringe filled with a purple liquid. Pit groaned as his gum was pierced by the needle. But soon the pain and all other feelings disappeared and his mind began to sway. The entire room began to spin as he entered a state of hallucination from the numbing liquid. He never realized that Marth and link were helping him to his room while he mumbled and rambled on about strange things.
Finally realizing what happened he blurted out "where are you taking me I have to get a broke tooth out". "You already got it out" said link. After getting him onto his bed marth sighed and said "just go to sleep until the medicine wears off. Pit sat up and said "but I'm not tir-". Pit fell asleep before he could finish his sentence.
About an hour later before the medicine could were off pit woke up still delirious. He was hearing somebody call his name. Then even in his delirious state he realized who it was and said "hi lady palutena". Speaking to him telepathically the light goddess said "pit why do you sound funny"? Pit chuckled a little as if it was a joke and said "the dentist took out my tooth". The light goddess sighed and said "pit it is very important you focus ok"? Pit slowly nodded and said "ok". "Tomorrow there will be three moons and they will all cast a purple light" pit nodded his head and even though this was a telepathic conversation lady palutena continued. "Stay away from the light because if you make contact you will be cursed so no matter what stay inside". Pit nodded and said "ok… nighty night palutena" pit fell unconscious obviously not listening to what palutena had said leaving her to frantically try to wake him up in an effort to talk to him again and warn him. Sadly to no avail.
Hours later at dinner pit had woken up realizing what time it was. He got up and ran to the mess hall were everyone was eating. He sat down with the rest of the blade wielders and waited for their food.
Pit stretched his wings and flinched forgetting about his injured right wing. He looked around for something to read because he was never too good with patience when something caught his eye. He walked over to a book shelf and picked up a weapon magazine. He prepared to read it but the food arrived so he tucked it into his pocket and decided to read it later. He was quiet all throughout dinner. He was a little disheartened by his injured wing. His flight already pretty limited to begin was with. Now his wings were clipped and one was injured but then again he couldn't fly long distances without palutena so he knew he wouldn't have gotten far. Still this thought didn't make him feel any better. Still with a full stomach he brushed his teeth and went to bed. He was tired so very tired. He had gotten a flu shot, anesthesia, lost two teeth, get hit in the face with a super hammer, had his wings clipped and one sprained and all in one day. Slowly he fell unconscious once more and was sound asleep.
The next day he woke up but stayed in bed. He wasn't tired just zoned out. He slowly climbed out of bed still wearing pajamas. He walked out his room and was going to the mess hall for some breakfast. He was starving and ready to eat but when he walked into the mess hall he saw and unusual but funny sight. Bowser had fallen asleep face first in his soup from last night. Pit walked up to the unconscious koopa slowly and poked his head. Bowser immediately shot up and glared at pit. "I'm going to die old and alone"
Pit stared and said "umm … don't think like that I'm sure they are plenty of other fish in the sea besides what happened". Bowser looked at him and sniffled before saying "every time I ask someone out they run away or try to kill me, and my kids are locked away in a far away castle and I'm powerless to do anything to help". Pit winced and said "hey you're lucky I'm sure everyone will help you get your kids back today and besides your only problem is dating. How do you think I feel, do you think any girl will be impressed by an angel who can't even fly without a goddess helping him. That's not all I'm scared actually no downright horrified of doctors and dentist, and I got two teeth knocked out yesterday… by a penguin, with a hammer who talks like a cowboy". Bowser seemed to get cheered up by this and said "thanks Pit you're a good friend and who knows you may learn to fly yet along side one the nice lady angels". Pit chuckled and said "I promise today we get your kids back". Bowser began to cry and grabbed pit squeezing the life out of him in a death hug. "Oh thank you pit thank you is there any way I can repay you". "You could let me go" wheezed pit. Boswer let go and said "I must prepare myself".
Pit walked into the kitchen and made some toast or at least tried. His choice of junk food wasn't the only reason lady palutena never let pit cook. After using the fire extinguisher to put out the toast Pit sighed and just grabbed a bowl and some cereal and walked to a table. After finishing up he put his bowl in the sink and went to see other parts of the mansion. About halfway down the hall he heard a voice.
It was familiar but sent a chill up the angel's spine. He new this was not only an enemy to his friend but all other smasher's as well. His evil deeds were always heard of in angel land. His name was Ganandorf. "What are you doing here" growled pit. Ganon laughed and said "I came for you… bowser fetch". A large claw grabbed him and began to squeeze the life out of him. Pit looked up and didn't see bowser he saw a dark clone. Ganon laughed and said "I have successfully made dark clones of all your friends. But I can't seem to be able to make one of you. Well until tonight". His hand glowed purple and he sent a beam of purple energy towards pit. Cringing in fear pit prepared himself for the worst. But the worst never came. Something no someone had blocked it. It was bowser. Ganon roared in anger and pulled something out of his pocket. It was a smash ball and bowser did the same. In a flash of light giga-bowser was wrestling Ganon in monster form to the ground. Pit prepared to help but then a dizzy spell came over him. Soon he passed out.
Pit woke up hours later at knight with a bunch of weird creatures looking over him. Several koopa's and bowser's kids were looking at him. Pit sat up and saw bowser covered in bite marks and scratches. He nodded at pit acknowledging to him that he had beaten Ganon into retreat. When pit walked out he saw all the other brawlers having a barbeque to their victory in helping bowser save his kids. Pit looked up and saw something strange. Three moons. He was hypnotized and began walking towards the light and reached out. The moment his hand made contact with the light he was engulfed in purple energy. Mario saw and ran to pit along with the others. Pit fell to the ground. His wings were a dark teal, his clothes and hair had turned black and his eyes were red. "Pit" said Mario "Are you ok how do you feel". Pit pushed himself up smiling insanely. "Don't worry Mario I'm fine and by the way, I feel… dark". In a quick movement pit sent Mario flying back smacking into the ground. Pit chuckled at his pain and then he heard a familiar voice it wasn't Ganadorf's voice because this one calmed him. The voice belonged to palutena. Pit you stop this right now. Pit chuckled and said "poor, poor palutena don't you know Pit is dead, I'm dark pit. Ignoring him palutena said pit you must fight him don't give up please. "Oh stop this" said dark pit. "The only way you could bring pit back is by giving horrible grief or rage". Pit please forgive me but I was the one who told master hand to have your wings clipped. "What"? Said dark pit now sounding slightly different and his eyes turning blue "how could you do that to me". Then dark pit's eyes turned red as he said "shut up". His eyes turned blue as he said "no now get out of my body get out, out, out, ". Being engulfed in a blinding light pit was sent flying back looking normal. However something stayed behind lying on the ground unconscious. It was dark pit.
Don't worry I will take care of him for good. Palutena prepared to fire a laser to destroy dark pit when something blocked it. Pit had used his mirror shield and saved dark pit. Palutena now confused said pit why on earth did you save him he is an unnatural occurrence and therefore must be eliminated. Pit shook his head and said "palutena killing him would be no better than killing me. After all we are the same person". Palutena sighed and said ok but had it come from anybody else it would have been raining dark pit every where. And I will spare him and let him in my palace on one condition. "What"? We don't call him dark pit it sounds so ominous how about Pitoo.
Dark pit woke up and said "no I refuse to be called that". Pit looked at him and said "don't care". And in a blinding flash of light dark pit was teleported to palutena's castle.