A/N: I don't know what possessed me the day I wrote this; for one thing I don't normally have anything to do with poetry or nursery rhymes for that matter (go ahead; guess which rhyme it's based on) and for another; I'm not good at writing slash, but I hope it gives you a laugh.
Warning: Neal/Peter SLASH!
This has not been Beta'd; all mistakes are my own.
I do not own White Collar or its Characters
To Fleece a famous rhyme of its Lyrics...
Peter had a pet con,
Pet con, pet con,
Peter had a pet con,
Whose smile made Peter glow.
And everywhere Peter went,
Peter went, Peter went,
And everywhere Peter went,
The pet con was sure to go.
Neal followed him to work one day,
Work one day, work one day,
Neal followed him to work one day,
Which was against the norm.
It made the agents wince and pray,
Wince and pray, wince and pray,
It made the agents wince and pray,
To see a pet con in the room.
And so SAC Hughes threw him out,
Threw him out, threw him out,
And so SAC Hughes threw him out.
But still Neal lingered near,
And waited assuredly about,
Assuredly about, assuredly about,
And waited assuredly about,
Until Peter did appear.
"Why does the pet con love Peter so?"
Love Peter so? Love Peter so?
"Why does the pet con love Peter so?"
The confused agents press.
"Why, Peter loves Neal you know,"
Neal you know, Neal you know,
"Why Peter loves Neal you know,"
SAC Hughes did guess.
A/N: I had a cool picture to go with this too from 'threads' but I couldn't display it obviously.